DarthAve Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Avery, wait a couple of years before you start making out with boys. Thanks. Duh, I'm not a slut and/or have issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Duh, I'm not a slut and/or have issues. No, thats Jmac's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Santa is not evil. Don't ever say that. Ever. Yes, a man who watches you when you're sleeping, stalks children to see whether they're been "naughty or nice" (fetish anyone?) and breaks into your house at night is surely a good man... Click to find out the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Santa is not evil. Don't ever say that. Ever. He is a ninja though. To deliver presents that fast, he'd need to be able to visit 800 houses every second, thats hyper-ninja speed. Also he can control space/time events...but only if they occur at Xmas.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Yes, a man who watches you when you're sleeping, stalks children to see whether they're been "naughty or nice" (fetish anyone?) and breaks into your house at night is surely a good man... Click to find out the truth Pfft, you have clearly perverted the truth there, that image has obviously been doctored. Your "truth" is about as real as the tooth fairy... Santa, on the other hand.. Ave, don't ever turn into one of those girls that you just described. Boys don't like them. Well, they do but... it's more like, the "popular" boys (who are really fake and pretend to like stuff to be popular) like them (or pretend to like them because everyone else does). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Ave, don't ever turn into one of those girls that you just described. Boys don't like them. Well, they do but... it's more like, the "popular" boys (who are really fake and pretend to like stuff to be popular) like them (or pretend to like them because everyone else does). I can't. I've already been stared out of Areopostal by aneorexic skanks once before. I'm not willing to try again, even in other stores. Like Abercrombie, or the deathpit of shady drug taking, death, and teenage pornography.(aka Hollister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Ave, by now I hope you know that if you ever decided to make a foray into illicit drug use that you should consult with elTee beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Pfft, you have clearly perverted the truth there, that image has obviously been doctored. Your "truth" is about as real as the tooth fairy... Santa, on the other hand.. First of all, that is a real photograph of Santa Second of all, you of all people should know that the tooth fairy is real, and she's a very hard working girl who doesn't deserve to have to deal with the likes of you on a monthly basis (although if you stopped getting the crap beaten out of you you might have more teeth) when she has her own problems to deal with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Actually, the tooth fairy is a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 A man named Violet? Hmm, guess the name threw me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Yeah, he also likes pink dresses and all. Don't you know that famous blue newt from the tv-show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Does he belong to a boy named Ned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Why, yes! There's an episode showing the whole truth about the tooth fairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Yeah, i didn't get round to being able to watch it that much (though I did enjoy it) I'm afraid, so I didn't see that episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Tja, your fault. So you also will never know about the mystery behind blue-tooth technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Ave, by now I hope you know that if you ever decided to make a foray into illicit drug use that you should consult with elTee beforehand. How many times do I have to freggin tell you, Drugs are bad! Avery no like drugs. However, Avery do like listning to Frank Sinatra while playing one of those car racing games at BW-3's last night. I won 2 free games! ~score~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Oh my god something just dawned on me... It has been scientifically proven that most of the crap (no offence ) you listen to, Ave, gets to number one on the charts of da top 50 most bangin' toons due to peers and popularity more than the quality of the actual song. Since it is apparent that you don't really care about popularity et cetera (go you), you must actually like it. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Yeah, drugs are bad. If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL ****ing high on drugs. The Beatles were so ****ing high they let Ringo sing a few songs. Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it? I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Not all drugs are good. Some … are great. Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To hear what it's all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once? - "Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration … that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I ****, what I take into my body – as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? Thanks for the backup Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 elTee, you don't do drugs anymore?? Also, I totally agree with you, man. Individual liberties that don't encroach upon those of others are where it's at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Oh my god something just dawned on me... It has been scientifically proven that most of the crap (no offence ) you listen to, Ave, gets to number one on the charts of da top 50 most bangin' toons due to peers and popularity more than the quality of the actual song. Since it is apparent that you don't really care about popularity et cetera (go you), you must actually like it. Weird. Sure I like some current music. (Thanks dad!) but I'm an obscure fan too. Let's test that and put my iPod on shuffle for a sec... 15 songs with Avery's iPod, AKA Gordie 1. Shirley Bassett-Diamonds are Forever 2. Holly Palmer & Michael Buble-Down with Love 3. The Immolation Scene-Starwars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith soundtrack 4. The Aquabats-Fashion Zombies 5. Christina Agulara-Infactuation 6. Fort Minor-Remember the Name 7. Michael Buble-Come Fly With Me 8. The Riverboat Gamblers-Hey! Hey! Hey! 9. Queen-Another one Bites the Dust 10. Sia-Breathe Me 11. The Aquabats-Pool Party 12. Queen- We Will Rock You 13. Michael buble-Moondance 14. Bonus Stage Episode 'Slim's Choice'-Craig's Rap 15. T.V. themes-Six Feet Under theme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Sure I like some current music. (Thanks dad!) but I'm an obscure fan too. Let's test that and put my iPod on shuffle for a sec... I like Queen! Let's be fwenz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I like Queen! Let's be fwenz. i liek mudkips, lets do a barrel roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i liek mudkips, lets do a barrel roll. What about Muddy Mudskipper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 What about Muddy Mudskipper? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Gerbil would know, he actually likes Ren & Stimpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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