Ray Jones Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 I think he too.. At college they call him "Dildo Spanky Frank", did you know that?
Ray Jones Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 No. Because his whole life is an ode to Frank Burns. His real name is Yusuf!
DarthAve Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 from a biological viewpoint, what you do each month (or not, since you're too young) is the same. Having your period kills kids? and I do know what they are, I got mine on a road trip to Wisconsin. Awkward.....
Fealiks Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 I got my first period on a roller coaster ride in West Midlands Safari Park. I wore but a skirt and a t-shirt. Very messy.
elTee Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Just for the sake of those who are digging this hole, Avery is definately not sixteen. Neither is she fourteen. She is younger than this.
DrMcCoy Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Having your period kills kids? No, but it "kills" "potential kids", if you're arguing that having protected sex "kills" "potential kids". So does male masturbating. Or not masturbating, since the sperms get renewed regularly anyway...
DarthAve Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Just for the sake of those who are digging this hole, Avery is definately not sixteen. Neither is she fourteen. She is younger than this. Yes, but i know a lot more than I should. Damn peers... and health class.
Vikinor Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 We would probably all be arrested if this was going on in some public place.
Joshi Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 I think he too.. At college they call him "Dildo Spanky Frank", did you know that? Stop stalking me!
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 This is the whole aim of this thread - being completely merged with the "LF Forummers say the darndest things!"-thread.
Joshi Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 Yes, we've spent the past 5 years (oh god, I've been here 5 years) trying no to integrate into the rest of LF (despite escapemi.com being forcefully merged with the reast of LF, and then merged again with two other monkey island forums). Now we're ready to join.
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 I was talking about this thread only, spoothead.
Fealiks Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 We should change the name of these forums to something other than Monkey Island, these threads really has less to do with monkey island than a banana. No really, it does. Think about it.
Samnmax221 Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 We should change the name of these forums to something other than Monkey Island, these threads really has less to do with monkey island than a banana. No really, it does. Think about it. Do you know who John Bobbit is?
itchythesamurai Posted December 8, 2006 Posted December 8, 2006 Do you know who John Bobbit is? John Bobbit...hm, that name has a funny wang to it, but I just can't place it.
Samnmax221 Posted December 9, 2006 Posted December 9, 2006 Bobbit rhymes with Hobbit. One mutilated penis to rule them all!
itchythesamurai Posted December 9, 2006 Posted December 9, 2006 One mutilated penis to rule them all! One mutilated penis to Find Them. One mutilated penis to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. Wouldn't be surprised if Tolkien had something like that in mind. Suck it, literary analysis!
Vikinor Posted December 9, 2006 Posted December 9, 2006 One mutilated penis to rule them all! The Bobbit guy had a mutilated penis?
itchythesamurai Posted December 9, 2006 Posted December 9, 2006 The Bobbit guy had a mutilated penis? Yes, and one of the few to be used as court evidence (NSFW).
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