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Okay this is a thread to brag about how smart or dumb you are. And to post your IQ or other crap like that. Why I made this? Because we need a thread like this, for some reason I'll think of later.

 

Okays, so I'll go first. I'm smart, to tell the truth. I have a highschool reading level of 12.8, while the average is 5.5. I have an A in math, B in science, a+ in reading, A in Lan. Arts, and a c in spelling( I can't spell worth crap)

 

I'm awesome

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Graduated with *above* a 4.0. On the AP tests, I have 5 "5" scores and one "4." Currently in college doing a double major in chemistry and biology. Never been officially IQ tested, but both my partents are in the 160 range, so I'm probably in there.

 

Take that, bitches!

 

And I'm hawt, too!

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I'm kinda smart.

 

-Presidental Acidemic award for grades throughout elementary.

-Schoolwide Geography Bee winner, 7th grade. Qualifier 3 times in grads 6, 7, and 8

-On last reportcard achieved A in everything but Advanced Social Studies(Which is a prestigous class. Only about 20 kids in my grade are in advanced.)

-Worker on School Newspaper Staff, written 3 articals on Death, Stuff to wear to Homecoming, and the recycling of concepts

-no homework missed yet

-Taking the ACT next January

 

I wish I could tell you my GPA, but my report card is MIA right now.

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All AP or honors courses (except for Sculpture), looks like I'm going to pull off all A's this semester. Number nineteen in my class out of approximately 770. 1470 composite on my SAT. Our GPA is done out of a seven-point scale, mine's around 6.6, which qualifies for magna cum laude (the highest they award for).

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When I took the SAT's I knew I used a blue crayon that I smuggled in through my bum to fill out the bubbles. The first half of the test the bubbles were brown. Eventually it got to be a blue color again. I think the fact that I used a magic color changing crayon to fill out the sheets impressed them. Also, I took the test blindfolded. As to make it a more level and even playing field between me and my fellow students. I felt bad, and didn't want to show them up. Plus, I was drunk. I once got into an argument with a wall and the wall won. He was on the debate team, so I really didn't stand a chance. When I was in high school, teachers usually just locked me into a cage and gave me sharp peices of glass to play with. I think they did it because they knew I was smart enough not to cut myself to death. But I double outsmarted them when I leapt out of the cage and killed one of them with the glass and went on a rampage through the air ducts of the school. The judge said I couldn't be held accountable because I'm incompetent. Which I'm pretty sure translates from latin to- kicksawesomeness. Now I'm part of a government think-tank. We're working on going outside the box, and rationalizing our goals. We mainly used circle paper and tacky glue.

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