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Not.

 

I swear I was going to post something amazingly fun, witty, and all around amazingly fantastic in some other thread as my beginning post...but this was too funny (to me.) to not show. :3

 

leglamp.jpg

 

 

Look to the right, love, if you don't quite see it at first. Photobucket went and shrunk-it-tized it.

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I assume we're talking about the leg lamp. How can anyone cannot love this movie? Although I don't like it when they do those 24 hours of it on Christmas day. That's just a bit too much.

 

 

Mr. Parker: Holy smokes. Do... Do you know what this is? This is... A lamp!

Narrator: It was indeed a lamp.

Mr. Parker: Isn't that great? What a great lamp.

Mother: I don't know...

Narrator: The old man's eyes boggled...

Mr. Parker: Oh WOW!

Narrator: ...Overcome by art.

 

Mother: That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is... The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!

Narrator: Now it was out.

 

My mother was about to make another brilliant maneuver in the legendary battle of the lamp. The epic struggle which follows lives in the folklore of Cleveland Street to this very day.

Mother: Don't want to waste electricity.

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Back when that happened I thought you were referring to a UMAXX (MAC CLONE ****), I'm buying a MACBOOK PRO with my enlistment bonus. OH yah, thanks for not wishing me an happy, now I have to become an hero.

I was greiving for those lost at Pearl Harbor. You ****ing demon baby.

 

That, plus I wasn't late enough to miss the ****ty Ionesco play my English class went to.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eug%C3%A8ne_Ionesco

 

We had to go watch some drama fags prance around stage performing "The Rhinoceros".

I read, I know hate this man. Now heres a performance. Being a Senior is great, no more Plays or career crap (Be a smart ass on the career you're interested in and they stick you in a veterinarian presentation) to deal with. Still no well wishing, I hate you.

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Welcome aboard! I'm Captain Smon Stubing! Here on board we have Bartender Avery Washington, Dr. Itchy Bricker, Burl "Halo" Smith, and Dark Covington Evans, (only with us one season) please enjoy your cruise and have a nice time on the LUCAS BOAT.

 

(If you got the reference before LUCAS BOAT, award yourself 5 points,

If you got the reference before Dr. Itchy Bricker, award yourself 10 points,

If you got the reference before Bartender Avery Washington, award youself 20 points and a cookie.)

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where am i in that refere

 

 

 

 

 

LISTEN BUDDY

 

YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T PAY UP

 

I STRANGLE THEM UNTIL THEY TURN PURPLE SO YOU BEST PAY UP

 

 

 

or uh, somethin'

Cheez always lieked purple, its such a nice color for a pair of feces caked sweatpants.

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Welcome AE! Hope you enjoy your stay at RD, because now ... you can never leave ... I noticed the leg lamp thing but didnt bother taking a screenshot. Especially since I haven't seen the movie yet. I know I will get strangled for that. Remember that Jmac, Milo, Samnmax and Cheez are the resident nutjobs here with a hobby of pushing the envelope and shouldn't be taken to seriously. Unless RE4, Chuck Norris, or Jon Stewart are involved. I imagine if RD was a cruiseboat I'd be the petty theif with the heart of gold. Contradiction!

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