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Is it a cigarette? Or maybe a cigar?

 

I'm sometimes white, and always wrong. I can break a heart and hurt the strong. I can build love and tear it down. I can make a smile, but more often bring a frown. What am I?

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I'm sometimes white, and always wrong. I can break a heart and hurt the strong. I can build love and tear it down. I can make a smile, but more often bring a frown. What am I?

What is a Lie, Alex?

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^Yep.

 

The monastic life has all sorts of rulesand customs, such as breaking your bread into three as a reminder of the Trinity. Which hand would a monk use to stir his coffee?

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The monastic life has all sorts of rulesand customs, such as breaking your bread into three as a reminder of the Trinity. Which hand would a monk use to stir his coffee?

 

Monks don't drink coffee? :coffee:

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^Kristy's so close, they don't stir coffee with there hands, they stir it with a spoon.

 

Jenny works in a greengrocer's. She only weighed 6 pounds when she was born, but now, aged 18, she is 5 foot 10 inches tall and her measurements are 38 - 24 - 36. What does she weigh?

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^Well, the answer I was looking for was fruit and vegetables, but I guess that's right too.

 

If the average eskimo eats 10 walruses in a lifetime, and one walrus is equivalent to five and a half penguins, how many penguins would an average eskimo eat if he couldn't get any walruses?

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how many penguins would an average eskimo eat if he couldn't get any walruses?

 

Probably none, unless they import some from Antarctica.

 

(Seems like most of your riddles are trick questions :))

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Stoffe gets my question right.

 

^Is it a dream?

 

How many new, uncreased US$10 bills, measuring 5 inches by 2 inches, could you fit without an overlap between pages 33 and 34 of a hardback book measuring 10 inches by 6 inches?

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