DarthAve Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 But now we learn about the best president everrrrrr. In 1844, the Democrats were split The three nominees for the presidential candidate Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist James Buchanan, a moderate Louis Cass, a general and expansionist From Nashville came a dark horse riding up He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump Austere, severe, he held few people dear His oratory filled his foes with fear The factions soon agreed He's just the man we need To bring about victory Fulfill our manifest destiny And annex the land the Mexicans command And when the votes were cast the winner was Mister James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump In four short years he met his every goal He seized the whole southwest from Mexico Made sure the tarriffs fell And made the English sell the Oregon territory He built an independent treasury Having done all this he sought no second term But precious few have mourned the passing of Mister James K. Polk, our eleventh president Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Day 1 Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Day 2 Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Day 3 You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Day 4 Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Day 5 You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Day 6 I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No . . . Day 7 Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash!!! He did the Mash! The Monster Mash! It was a graveyard smash!!! more like Day 1 "UNGHHHHHHHHHHH" Day 2 "mommy why u do ur brofr i haev 5 eyez and 4 of them hurt" Day 3 "mommy wuts raep mommy why was u raepd everythign hurtz" Day 4 "my brain shouldn't even be working at this point in development" Day 5 "whats abortion will it make this pain stop will it get rid of the webbings between my fingers" Day 6 "what the **** is poking me" Day 7 "i guess i'm dead. wish it could've happened sooner. see you later you incestuous garbage." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I wouldn't be lazy in bed with her! she is so ****in hawt Shes like 16 man, I don't care if it is the age of consent, no more ****ing anime alright!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 "my brain shouldn't even be working at this point in development" When we meat Pro-lifers who care about facts we can ask them how it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 This whole thread is actually a spin off from mole being bitter about someone saying he wasnt "sXe" in his myspace pics?!?! i salute you all. i'm pretty sure it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Pro-lifers who care about facts Doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Doesn't exist. Took you that long to figure that out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Day 1 HIVE MIND, I AM ONLY 8, BUT MY DEVELOPMENT HAS NOT BEEN IMPEDED SEVERELY, RESULTING IN FULLY-FUNCTIONAL ORGANS AND LIMBS. ALTHOUGH AT THE MOMENT I CANNOT MOVE THEM, SOON I WILL BE READY TO CARRY OUT THE WILL OF THE QUEEN. Day 2 HIVE MIND, YOU WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW MY CLAWS ARE BEGINNING TO FORM. ONE DAY I HOPE TO STRIKE DOWN THE TERRAN MENACE WITH THEM. Day 3 TODAY I HAVE RECOGNIZED MY GENDER AND TASK, HIVE MIND. IT APPEARS I AM AN ATTACK DRONE. IT SADDENS ME TO KNOW THAT I AM UNABLE TO ASSIST THE QUEEN IN BEARING MORE SPAWN AS A WORKER, BUT NONETHELESS I WILL DO MY DUTY WITHOUT A MOMENTS HESITATION. Day 4 I AM GLAD TO INFORM THE HIVE THAT MY SCALES AND TEETH ARE BEGINNING TO HARDEN, AS ARE MY CLAWS. I AM BEGINNING TO SECRET MUCUS FOR MY EVENTUAL HATCHING. Day 5 HIVE MIND, TODAY A WORKER INSPECTED MY EGG AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT OVERHEAR I AM UNFIT FOR COMBAT. WHY IS THIS, MY QUEEN? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THE INABILITY TO SERVE YOU AND THE GLORIOUS HIVE? FORGIVE ME; I MEAN NOT TO TALK BACK AGAINST YOU. IT IS MY FAULT ALONE FOR MY UNSUCCESFUL BIRTHING. PERHAPS ONE DAY I CAN EMERGE FROM MY COCOON. Day 6 SOMETHING IS INTRUDING THE HIVE. I CAN FEEL IT. MY QUEEN, A THOUSAND PARDONS FOR FAILING YOU. MY ONLY WISH WAS TO DIE IN COMBAT. HOWEVER I SEEM FIT ONLY TO SEEK DEMISE FROM A HUMAN. IT HURTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 GTFO you filthy Zerg lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 A SPLOIT A DAY KEEPS THE ZERG AWAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 What? Zerg rush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Kekeke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Damn Koreans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 What would they do if a submarine beached in korea... to platoon of Korean CiviliansSoldiers: Aww, come on guys.First day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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