Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 1+5 < 1+2 Elia + Ilan < Elia + Marcel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Vagina > Jmac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Vagina > Jmac What if it has teeth? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothed_vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 So you taught me something new, you're at least gaining ground on the Vagina, having run past the toothed vagina. EDIT:This is why I love science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 WTF!?! How can you combine that and Math? You all are making my braain hurrrt! Cut it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 What if it has teeth? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothed_vagina Anti-rape female condom Main article: Anti-rape female condom In 2005, inventor Sonette Ehlers introduced the "Rapex", an anti-rape female condom which can be inserted into the vaginal canal like a diaphragm. The product is lined with microscopic barbs which attach to a rapist's penis and which must be surgically removed. In an article about the Rapex, Ehlers stated that she was inspired to invent the device after meeting a victim who told her, "If only I had teeth down there."[2] Sweet Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Damn. Those should come with warning labels. Now I feel sorry for the guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Sweet Jesus. That'll teach you to ask first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Dont feel sorry, Lex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 well, the girl is 18 years old if that counts for anything...Nope. See, at least half the world doesn't know, regardless how old, simply because it isn't their language. Where is it written that you have to know what the word "muff" means when you're 18? I mean, this doesn't mean she don't know what a vagina is. I mean "muff" sounds like "hairy" (to me at least), and in no way I want to connect that to vagina. Meh. I bet she's also the best **** in that class and she will clean up your friend afterwards. That is the only thing that counts. Oh, man, and yay for the teacher who is afraid to say "it's a synonym for vagina" right out in a class of 18 year olds. I mean, "you can put things in it".. how old is he? 14? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 muff –noun 1. a thick, tubular case for the hands, covered with fur or other material, used by women and girls for warmth and as a handbag. 2. a bungled or clumsy action or performance. 3. Sports. a failure to hold onto a ball that may reasonably be expected to be caught successfully. 4. a tuft of feathers on the sides of the head of certain fowls. 5. Slang: Vulgar. a woman's pubic area. 6. See under muff glass. –verb (used with object) 7. Informal. to bungle; handle clumsily: He muffed a good opportunity. 8. Sports. to fail to hold onto (a ball that may reasonably be expected to be caught successfully); fumble. –verb (used without object) 9. Informal. to bungle; perform clumsily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Perhaps it was a little too descriptive to say "you can put things in it." A simple "it's a vagina" would've sufficed. Adults should know about the basics of human reproduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Actually, you can put a lot of things in it, but, seriously, you can put things into most teachers' behinds, too. Hey, and maybe she knew already, but thought "Hey, this Mo-Fo grabbed my ass last week, I'll make him say it! *gigglegigglesnicker*" Dayum, I'd lay her. Das, are there pictures available?? X) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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