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Anti-rape female condom

 

Main article: Anti-rape female condom

 

In 2005, inventor Sonette Ehlers introduced the "Rapex", an anti-rape female condom which can be inserted into the vaginal canal like a diaphragm. The product is lined with microscopic barbs which attach to a rapist's penis and which must be surgically removed. In an article about the Rapex, Ehlers stated that she was inspired to invent the device after meeting a victim who told her, "If only I had teeth down there."[2]

Sweet Jesus.

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well, the girl is 18 years old if that counts for anything...
Nope. See, at least half the world doesn't know, regardless how old, simply because it isn't their language. Where is it written that you have to know what the word "muff" means when you're 18? I mean, this doesn't mean she don't know what a vagina is. I mean "muff" sounds like "hairy" (to me at least), and in no way I want to connect that to vagina. Meh. I bet she's also the best **** in that class and she will clean up your friend afterwards. That is the only thing that counts.

 

Oh, man, and yay for the teacher who is afraid to say "it's a synonym for vagina" right out in a class of 18 year olds. I mean, "you can put things in it".. how old is he? 14? XD

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muff

noun

1. a thick, tubular case for the hands, covered with fur or other material, used by women and girls for warmth and as a handbag.

2. a bungled or clumsy action or performance.

3. Sports. a failure to hold onto a ball that may reasonably be expected to be caught successfully.

4. a tuft of feathers on the sides of the head of certain fowls.

5. Slang: Vulgar. a woman's pubic area.

6. See under muff glass.

verb (used with object)

7. Informal. to bungle; handle clumsily: He muffed a good opportunity.

8. Sports. to fail to hold onto (a ball that may reasonably be expected to be caught successfully); fumble.

verb (used without object)

9. Informal. to bungle; perform clumsily.

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Actually, you can put a lot of things in it, but, seriously, you can put things into most teachers' behinds, too.

 

Hey, and maybe she knew already, but thought "Hey, this Mo-Fo grabbed my ass last week, I'll make him say it! *gigglegigglesnicker*"

 

Dayum, I'd lay her. Das, are there pictures available?? X)

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