topshot Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 That's a really good question. I don't know. Why do I still come here every now and again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Because you love the taffy. What are the major exports of Darth Vader? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Pencil Pens Dude, where's my car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1183 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 in my garage sorry i shoulda told you i borrowed it for a while ill bring it back later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 What was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 To be or not to be? Why is that always the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 What Question? Which is better? Me or I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Katarn00 Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I because it is tall! Why does Jack climb the beanstock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Because he's Jack Sparrow, baby... Cry hard Cry harder Cry hard with unions Did Bruce Willis ever cry on film? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Yes, and it was cool. Why don't batteries last forever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 They might if you didn't use them. Why doesn't GasEx work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Because you're using it the wrong way. Why doesn't hitting things with a wrench work for real engineers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Because they've already tried it and it made things worse. Why are Joysticks called Joysticks and not EnjoySticks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Because enjoystick is harder to say and misconstrue. Am I ever expected to make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Only when you stop not being senseless. Why did they make that movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Because they figured it would be profitable. What is that red stuff coming out of your ear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 It's a very severe wax buildup. What good, exactly, is having an erasable pen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1183 Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 because they were bored and had nothing better to do with a bunch of midgets Why did they make LF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Because the real Star Wars forums are too pretentious. Could the bellybutton of a fat man serve as a habitat for a midget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Yes, but only if the midget is a germ or bacteria that lives inside of the lint. If I didn't break something I was trying to fix, was I really trying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 That depends on whether it was broken by someone else. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 What kind african or European?? Who cares who wins the election? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 The presidential candidates? Is it actually possible to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Yes, but only if you say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing" the whole time. What is the capital of Assyria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I don't know that! *gets flung to his death* What that enough references to Monty Python? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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