topshot Posted September 20, 2008 Posted September 20, 2008 That's a really good question. I don't know. Why do I still come here every now and again?
Serpentine Cougar Posted September 22, 2008 Posted September 22, 2008 Because you love the taffy. What are the major exports of Darth Vader?
RC-1183 Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 in my garage sorry i shoulda told you i borrowed it for a while ill bring it back later
Hallucination Posted September 28, 2008 Posted September 28, 2008 To be or not to be? Why is that always the question?
Agent_Katarn00 Posted September 28, 2008 Posted September 28, 2008 I because it is tall! Why does Jack climb the beanstock?
Ztalker Posted September 28, 2008 Posted September 28, 2008 Because he's Jack Sparrow, baby... Cry hard Cry harder Cry hard with unions Did Bruce Willis ever cry on film?
Serpentine Cougar Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 Yes, and it was cool. Why don't batteries last forever?
Bokken Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 They might if you didn't use them. Why doesn't GasEx work?
Alkonium Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Because you're using it the wrong way. Why doesn't hitting things with a wrench work for real engineers?
Bokken Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Because they've already tried it and it made things worse. Why are Joysticks called Joysticks and not EnjoySticks?
Alkonium Posted October 31, 2008 Posted October 31, 2008 Because enjoystick is harder to say and misconstrue. Am I ever expected to make sense?
Serpentine Cougar Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 Only when you stop not being senseless. Why did they make that movie?
Alkonium Posted November 2, 2008 Posted November 2, 2008 Because they figured it would be profitable. What is that red stuff coming out of your ear?
Bokken Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 It's a very severe wax buildup. What good, exactly, is having an erasable pen?
RC-1183 Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 because they were bored and had nothing better to do with a bunch of midgets Why did they make LF
Alkonium Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Because the real Star Wars forums are too pretentious. Could the bellybutton of a fat man serve as a habitat for a midget?
Bokken Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 Yes, but only if the midget is a germ or bacteria that lives inside of the lint. If I didn't break something I was trying to fix, was I really trying?
Alkonium Posted November 3, 2008 Posted November 3, 2008 That depends on whether it was broken by someone else. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallows?
urluckyday Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 What kind african or European?? Who cares who wins the election?
Alkonium Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 The presidential candidates? Is it actually possible to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?
Bokken Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 Yes, but only if you say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing" the whole time. What is the capital of Assyria?
Alkonium Posted November 5, 2008 Posted November 5, 2008 I don't know that! *gets flung to his death* What that enough references to Monty Python?
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