Chase Windu Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Please discuss the new Harry Potter book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 How did you get a copy? I thought it didn't come out until the 20th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I have no complaints, though a lot of these spoilers have been circulated around the net for quite a while so they aren't exactly new. 1 question: Do you know Stephen Colbert? I know he has an advanced copy. He likes to show it off on his show. From what he says, Hermione is a dude and Harry wakes up in bed next to Sharon Dorothy, I believe *lollberblades!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Can you take a picture of it and e-mail it to me? I can PM you my mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I don't want an advanced copy. I just don't believe you at all, and feel the need for proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Can you email it to me, mate? Just an FYI, you might be able to find some American English words in there, so if you see them you should know it's fakezorz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 If you use firefox I recommend you select a random page, copy it into something online, then use control-f to find words with British/Canadian/Australian/New Zealand/South African/etc spellings, like 'honour' or 'colour' or 'practise'. Or, if you don't want to do teh verk, you could send it to Hall for him to take a lerk. Savez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Nice. Though I was hoping for Harry to die so that it would spawn another "HARRY DIES!" phenomenon, like the one with Dumbledore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 So...it's not true? Goddammit. If that was the ending, it would be ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Chase...... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 i h8 u chase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Chase, I hope you realize I've got people on your tail to do things to your ass. So I'd recommend you get out of Lawton by their arrival time of 12:00 P.M. tomarrow afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 People that did that to you then took pity on you and became your friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Chase, I hope you realize I've got people on your tail to do things to your ass. He doesn't seem like the type that would mind. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 No Chase, we'd rather go kick your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I'll be cheering for you from the shadows mart if you don't mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Where do I sign up to kick his ass again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 E-Blood is gonna rain down here soon, and I don't have my umbrella........snapples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 **Hand's JoeDoe an umbrella** Don't ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Chase is incorrect. Snape and Voldemort are the ones who die. ...Well it says "spoilers without tags!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 I'll comply, but with tags, to spare everyone else the unexpected misery. My review is copy/pasted from Ahto: Everything you said was correct Chase. Are you so sure it was a fake? Random place to start, but why the HELL did Fred have to die? It seemed an utterly stupid and pointless thing for Rowling to do. It did NOT help the plot advance. Mad-Eye however... saw that one coming for ages. I'm actually glad it happened, to have someone important die, but not someone you really cared about. Tonks and Lupin, on the other hand... I suppose their deaths came about to further convince Harry of the need to turn himself in to Lord Voldemort. Hedwig!!! Onoz Hedwig!!! The only death that made my eyes water to be honest. I almost put the book down right then and there after reading about Moody getting hit, Hedwig incinerated, and then Hagrid falling to his doom? Good thing I was perplexed to read on and Hagrid survived. Dobby! Omg! I always knew Dobby would die saving his hero, Harry Potter. 'Nuff said. I absolutely LOVED the battle of Hogwarts though; aside from Fred's somewhat pathetic departure, I had always hoped that everything would end in or near the castle. It was amusing to read on the final conflict in the Great Hall, when Molly jumped into the duel with Bellatrix, and after nearly killing her daughter, gets her ass kicked by Molly. Never would have seen that coming. Haha. The absolutely final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort was way to brief. Sure the Elder Wand was rightfully Harry's at this point, but I expected, based on the dialogue prior to Voldemort's last spell, that Voldemort was still convicted enough to put up a real fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Malfoy has a kid and names him Scorpio.... Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Chase wins for ruining the book on accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 What? That sounds too stupid to be true. If he did have a kid who did he have it with and why did she bang him? They didn't say. I'm still having trouble believing it's over. I mean I'm satisfied with the end. Theres no better way to end it. But I'm still a bit in denial. I know it's over. I know it's gone, but a tiny piece of my brain is still saying no. I was most sad about Fred dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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