PoiuyWired Posted April 25, 2008 Posted April 25, 2008 An "interesting" way to die involves a s&m mistress, a room filled with interrogation equipment the KGB would be proud of, and an orangutan that's trained to bite on command. You forgot frozen sausages, lime jello, and a spoon. Plus, its a nice scene seeing the end of it all on a rooftop, a nice glass of wine, with my love in my arms... and the skull of my enemy as leg rest.
Kain Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 Watching the end is good and all, but participating in it...thats where the fun is. You'll see me. I'll be the one in the black robe on the black horse. Since I sorta like most of ya, I'll give you this warning. I'll be riding the apocolypse listening to Longtime by Boston. So when the fires start and you hear that song, run! HAHAHAHA!!! I'm so bored...
Dath Maximus Posted April 26, 2008 Posted April 26, 2008 i refuse to put pants on, its the end of the world, who needs pants
narfblat Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Aren't you a deity now? Go put on some pants, be a good example!
TiE23 Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 i refuse to put pants on, its the end of the world, who needs pants I'm 38" length - 36" width, how do I fare?
MrWally Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 TiE it must be impossible for you to go clothes shopping.
DarthAve Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 When did this turn from Armegeddon to pants? I didn't know I was in RD. Nonetheless, here are my feelings on both subjects. Armeggedon = Seriously can't wait. Then, I can go proclaim my feelings to everyone about them. Also, I will cuss, a lot. 2012 may be a little soon, but I'm ready for anything just as long as they give me a day. Pants = Keep my legs warm. Although I prefer skirts, pants are second on my list of enjoyable bottomwear. Than jeans, than capri's, than bermuda shorts, than underpants, than regular ol' shorts.
TiE23 Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 TiE it must be impossible for you to go clothes shopping. Yes, size 14 (and sometimes 15) shoes are a total bitch to find, even on teh interwebs. Riding in small cars suck, too. I'll still be expecting pants, Dath.
BongoBob Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Meh. I'm more 44" waist, but I buy 48" (burlington big and tall section for the f***ing win!) and wear em with a belt because I don't care about my size, and aint gonna squeeze my fat ass into smaller clothes just to say I'm wearing a smaller size And yeah, about size 14 shoes are a bitch to find ><
MrWally Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 That's why I love being 32x34 with size 11 shoes. So generic. So cheap.
BongoBob Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 I only say put pants back on, Dath, because of your backwards thong. Please. Think of the childeren.
Samuel Dravis Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 HEY! I knew I smelt a misspelling. And Dath would never put on pants against Rhett's wishes. Think of the elves!
topshot Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 It's said that putting pants on shortens the lifespan of the world, but you didn't hear that from me. Aside from that, another interesting story comes from Norse Myth of the Hellfire God Surt, wielding a sword of flames bringing about Ragnarok and the end of human life as we know it.
zoidburg Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 NO PANTS! i don't want the last thing i see to be you without pants... not again...
Dath Maximus Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 i don't want the last thing i see to be you without pants... not again... you shut your mouth! we vowed never to speak of what happened in high school band trips!
DarthAve Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Alright, if you won't put on pants, how about SHORTS? or a skirt if you're into that sort of thing? Look at me, contributing!
Dath Maximus Posted May 2, 2008 Posted May 2, 2008 ...Dath was a band geek? O.o i was drum major my senior year, zoidburg was one of the tubas
zoidburg Posted May 2, 2008 Posted May 2, 2008 i was drum major my senior year, zoidburg was one of the tubas oh yeah you were drum major... what a dark time for nado band... but at least you wore pants
Dath Maximus Posted May 2, 2008 Posted May 2, 2008 oh yeah you were drum major... what a dark time for nado band... but at least you wore pants wearing pants was indeed a dark time for me
zoidburg Posted May 2, 2008 Posted May 2, 2008 wearing pants was indeed a dark time for me too bad it wasn't the giant purple pants like freshman year, i miss those... maybe I'll wear that old uniform for the end of the world, go out in crazy style!
leXX Posted May 2, 2008 Author Posted May 2, 2008 Personally I'll be in my birthday suit on judgement day.
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