purifier Posted September 14, 2009 Posted September 14, 2009 I don't even think all the porn in world would help you with that. Go space yourself.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 14, 2009 Posted September 14, 2009 I have plenty of space for myself. Thanks for your concern though. (And if you mean space withing the digestive system, well, I cut really rancid farts all the time too!) Eat $*** and Bark At The Moon. (Hint: this is a punchline for a joke ad was inspiration for some dude's song as well as album cover back in 1984! )
purifier Posted September 14, 2009 Posted September 14, 2009 Sorry, Ozzy already beat me too it. Play "Shot In The Dark" while eating a rabie infested bat. Just a Shot In The Dark, one step away from you......
Darth Avlectus Posted September 14, 2009 Posted September 14, 2009 Sorry, Ozzy beat me to that... As well as to taking a whizz on the alamo while dressed in drag. Race your 1984 sheepdog van around a corner.
Totenkopf Posted September 14, 2009 Posted September 14, 2009 Can't, lent it out to a couple of real dumb@$$es. Go soak your head in a vat of bat guano.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 14, 2009 Posted September 14, 2009 Ace Ventura already did that. Go give an elephant a suppository.
purifier Posted September 18, 2009 Posted September 18, 2009 Can't, my blowgun is in the shop for repairs. Laser site is off. Go up to a gorilla and pimpslap the hell out of him.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 Shaggz 2 dope already did something like that...he sucker punched a gorilla and tried to run wit a banana hangin' off his ass. Go and become penpals with the unibomber, let him send you packages.
Delta 62 Posted September 19, 2009 Posted September 19, 2009 but i am the unibomber! Make ginger bread men with their googlies showing
Darth Avlectus Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Nah, I'd rather make bread from hardened squirrel turds. Tell Beavis how you feel his mother.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Already did. Go get Anderson's goodies.
Totenkopf Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 No thanks. Leaving that to you also. Go buy more TP for Cornholio.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 He already used it all. >_< Tell Toni Cippriatti to lose the salami.
Totenkopf Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 I would, but he already lost it in your butt. Take all the doghnuts from Springfield before Homer causes another accident at the power plant.
Trench Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 I don't like change. Go for a bike ride wearing a chicken suit in a gang area.
Demongo Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 No thanks I'll leave that to you. Eat pork brain.
Trench Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 *burp!* Already did. Go steal that thing -->
Darth Avlectus Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 No, I'm too bust watching Totenkopf have trouble sitting b/c of his smuggling habit w/ large objects. go lauch pianos and refirgerators into mr mcvicker's school
Totenkopf Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Not likely. I'm not pulling that stuff out of your arse. Give all you $$ to the Hare Krishnas.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 No thanks, it'll just end up going to your ultra large toy collection b/c you're a lonely and desperate sick ****. Go find a hooker for your sick fantasies old man, before Red foreman decides your arse is a high impact kicking target. (And yes, my mom is off limits.)
Totenkopf Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 That's ok. Who needs a hooker when you've got a harem. Quit sexually obsessing about Red, you perv, before he puts his foot so far up your arse you're toungue-shining his shoes.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 You're the only one saying I'm obsessed with him, you shadow profiler you. Get rid of your harem, you know it isn't right to have all those farm animals!
Totenkopf Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 No. They're for you, ya filthy satyr. Become Batman.
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