Hallucination Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 But I'm not in Dodge. Get the hell out of New Jersey and make way for Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 There's no getting hell out of Dodge, New Jersey, or just plain Jersey. So make way for Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Been there, done that, on to better things. Run a wet t-shirt contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Well I was trying to do that down in Australia, but the authorities kept taking measurements and saying something about: "a ban on small breasts". WTF! Edit: (They kept saying "bigger!" "they need to be bigger" and they were saying that until they got up to the triple D's.) Somebody build a tank out of Legos, that fires 120mm Lego shells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Nah, I'd rather build a giant pair of hands each flipping the bird. Go act like a pirate even though you have machine guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akaan Par'jila Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Sorry, but my ship sunk :L Go fight space ninjas with only a spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Nah, I'd rather use gases instead. Go have one of those GTA:San Andreas "beat-off contests". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 If I knew what you were talking about, I would. Give me work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Hmmm....What iiiiiiiisss..UNEMPLOYMENT?!! Twist yourself into a human pretzel, while I get the superglue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I've no time for such nonsense. Try to defy gravity (w/o a parachute or other contrivance) while jumping off the Sears Tower in Chicago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 If I could get there i'd do that Beat the hell out of someone you hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Already did that. However the last person to get my ire that badly threatened to lawyer up and press charges because he was a wealthy, two faced, condescending, pseudo pacifist, hypocritical carpenter trying to emulate Jesus. Though people saw him for what he was after that...and a cheapshot coward. Let's go get some doobie snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 But I am allergic to them! Who wants to help me do a worldwide hack of MySpace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Do people still use MySpace? Help me find out how many people still use MySpace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I was right there with ya.....till you said MySpace. Find out why no one seems to care about MySpace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Why would I even bother if no one even uses myspace any more! go back in time to prevent myspace from forming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 My time machine was stolen by my past self, after I stole it from my future self. Find a way out of that paradox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Nah I'd rather just hit the reset button...<RESET> Now there's no record of time travel. Like the Valiant super hero Solar I have rebuilt the universe from the destruction you caused, and now there are these strange disgusting destructive gnomes wandering the universe as a waste product/side effect of my work...You get to clean up the mess since you caused it in the first place! Go play a piano with your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I don't have a forehead. Give me yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I'll keep my forehead thanks. However I'll make you an Iron plate for your forehead. Stick your tongue on a car battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 I cant. i got my tounge removed after a TERRIBLE battery accident. drink 32,000 gallons of water non-stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 But then I'll have to pee! Eating Donald duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Nah, too bland and dry. Brush your teeth the way Mr. Bean did in his movie where he mistook athlete's foot cream as toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 No thanks. If it's good enough for Bean.......it's probably downright unhealthy. Go ask Red to put his foot up your @ss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Nah, you seem to be doing just fine with getting his attention that way, I think I'll watch him continue to kick you in the arse. Go get some Heet antifreeze and some boric acid, mix it together and make green fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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