The Excuse Game

[Hallucination]

But I'm not in Dodge.

 

Get the hell out of New Jersey and make way for Jersey.

[purifier]

There's no getting hell out of Dodge, New Jersey, or just plain Jersey.

 

 

 

 

So make way for Hell.

[Totenkopf]

Been there, done that, on to better things.

 

Run a wet t-shirt contest.

[purifier]

Well I was trying to do that down in Australia, but the authorities kept taking measurements and saying something about: "a ban on small breasts". WTF!

 

Edit: (They kept saying "bigger!" "they need to be bigger" and they were saying that until they got up to the triple D's.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Somebody build a tank out of Legos, that fires 120mm Lego shells.

[Darth Avlectus]

Nah, I'd rather build a giant pair of hands each flipping the bird.

 

 

Go act like a pirate even though you have machine guns.

[Akaan Par'jila]

Sorry, but my ship sunk :L

 

Go fight space ninjas with only a spoon

[Darth Avlectus]

Nah, I'd rather use gases instead.

 

 

Go have one of those GTA:San Andreas "beat-off contests".

[topshot]

If I knew what you were talking about, I would.

 

Give me work!

[purifier]

Hmmm....What iiiiiiiisss..UNEMPLOYMENT?!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Twist yourself into a human pretzel, while I get the superglue.

[Totenkopf]

I've no time for such nonsense.

 

Try to defy gravity (w/o a parachute or other contrivance) while jumping off the Sears Tower in Chicago.

[Demongo]

If I could get there i'd do that

 

Beat the hell out of someone you hate

[Darth Avlectus]

Already did that. However the last person to get my ire that badly threatened to lawyer up and press charges because he was a wealthy, two faced, condescending, pseudo pacifist, hypocritical carpenter trying to emulate Jesus. Though people saw him for what he was after that...and a cheapshot coward.

 

 

Let's go get some doobie snacks.

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

But I am allergic to them!

 

Who wants to help me do a worldwide hack of MySpace?

[Hallucination]

Do people still use MySpace?

 

Help me find out how many people still use MySpace.

[Totenkopf]

I was right there with ya.....till you said MySpace.

 

Find out why no one seems to care about MySpace.

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Why would I even bother if no one even uses myspace any more!

 

go back in time to prevent myspace from forming

[Alkonium]

My time machine was stolen by my past self, after I stole it from my future self.

 

Find a way out of that paradox.

[Darth Avlectus]

Nah I'd rather just hit the reset button...<RESET> Now there's no record of time travel. Like the Valiant super hero Solar I have rebuilt the universe from the destruction you caused, and now there are these strange disgusting destructive gnomes wandering the universe as a waste product/side effect of my work...You get to clean up the mess since you caused it in the first place!

 

 

Go play a piano with your forehead.

[Alkonium]

I don't have a forehead.

 

Give me yours.

[Darth Avlectus]

I'll keep my forehead thanks. However I'll make you an Iron plate for your forehead.

 

Stick your tongue on a car battery.

[HockeyGoalie35]

I cant. i got my tounge removed after a TERRIBLE battery accident.

 

 

 

drink 32,000 gallons of water non-stop.

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

But then I'll have to pee!

 

 

Eating Donald duck

[Darth Avlectus]

Nah, too bland and dry.

 

Brush your teeth the way Mr. Bean did in his movie where he mistook athlete's foot cream as toothpaste.

[Totenkopf]

No thanks. If it's good enough for Bean.......it's probably downright unhealthy.

 

Go ask Red to put his foot up your @ss.

[Darth Avlectus]

Nah, you seem to be doing just fine with getting his attention that way, I think I'll watch him continue to kick you in the arse.

 

Go get some Heet antifreeze and some boric acid, mix it together and make green fire.