M@RS Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Granted, but he kills you because he didn't like you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 M@RS wishes people didn't notice he sometimes forgets to make his wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Scott! Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted, but they now notice the many other flaws about him. I wish Don Knotts was still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted but then everything that is funny now would not be. (because he is funny). I wish that the wish I am making could be granted for real........... you scrolled down to read this??!?!?!?!?!?! just post already!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I wish Padwon_link realized how unfunny his joke was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted but it was not supposed to be............. I wish the moon was made of cheese that could be used to fuel our cars but instead of producing greenhouse gases it produced nachos, tacos, mac n' cheese, and grilled cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted, but it looks dark and viscous and smells very bad. I wish there were more national holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted, but that's because you're in a fascist country. I wish I know what I roll on skill checks IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Granted, but then you kill yourself in a fit of depression. I wish we didn't have to wish for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 granted but then there would be no point in your life... I wish that the thing that counts posts would realize that i have posted over 120 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted, but due to a spamming penalty, your count is reduced to -5. I wish we could stay awake 22 hours/day with no negative side affects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 You can, but you find nothing to do in those extra hours. I wish that I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted but then everyone would think that you were an alien I wish the picture of the hot girl on the side ad was my girlfriend because mine cheated on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted, but the ads on the side of the page are showing a CGI girl and a 6-year-old, so your girlfriend is either not real or the cops are coming to get you. And she's cheating on you more than the last one. I wish that my boss wasn't a stereotypical yelling old man from the Old World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted, tonight he will become a she and will shriek, not merely yell, at you. I wish this game would end for all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Granted. But then it started again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Now it is ended. I wish that you were funny. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 granted but i broke my humerus i wish that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 You do, but now it hurts reallllllly bad when you laugh. I wish you people were funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Granted, but you have lost the understanding of what is funny. I wish that I was taller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Granted, but doorways are now shorter. Waayyyy shorter. I wish I earned 25% more money per hour and kept the same hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Granted, but everyone else will make 50% more, and the price of everything goes up. I wish that summer wouldn't end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted. Summer is now Winter. I wish that everything tasted like root beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted, but root beer tastes like **** now. I wish I could read minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Granted, but you would hear everything at once. I wish that I had my own plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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