CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but the cook of the scones didn't like you and poisened them. I wish I had a Jetpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andurilblade Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but while you're a thousand feet in the air doing your Iron Man thing, a well-placed shot from your arch-enemy's sniper sidekick takes you down. I wish I had Goblin Jr.'s gauntlets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with them. I wish for a Greatsword of Westernesse named Aracrist (Sindarin for "Sword of Kings") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but one day you drop it on your foot, and not only does it sever your foot, the Sindarin come back for vengeance upon you. I wish I had Desert Eagle Pistol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but you accidentally blow your own brains out with it. I wish I had a 1964 Aston Martin DB5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but one day you crash it when you want to see how it does on jumps. I wish I had the Bat mobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but you can't go to sleep because of the **** high-pitched squeaks... I wish I was a cartoonist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but one day you're cartoons come to life want revenge on you because of the way you treated them as cartoons. I wish I was Boba Fett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, and you get left for dead in a sarlacc. I wish the song "Thunderball" was about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but everyone hates it and sends an angry mob to your house. I wish I were invincible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but it makes you complacent. I wish I had a PhD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but the Phd is in horribleness. I wish I were the smartest man in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted. But no one likes you because your smarter then they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I wish everyone spoke a proper language on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted but the laguage has an accent you hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinku Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I wish everyone would post a wish after ruining one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but it is immediately revoked. I wish that I actually had more time to do stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but I thought "stuff" meant "chores." I wish there were no fanatics posting odd wishes. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but now they're all boring. I wish I had Mines of Moria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but Goblins overrun it. I wish I had a fell beast {dragon LotR}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but it eats you. I wish that my luck wasn't so messed up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but it eats you. I wish for an HEV Suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but its too heavy and when you decide to take a swim, you sink to the bottom. I wish I could beat this one annoying video game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but since you were going at it for weeks without end, you depleted health, and now you're near death. I wish I was lvl 50 already on Lotro so I could enter the Mines of Moria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but when you reach it, Lotro shuts down and everything is deleted. I wish I were a happy flying green creature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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