CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but the cook of the scones didn't like you and poisened them. I wish I had a Jetpack.
Andurilblade Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but while you're a thousand feet in the air doing your Iron Man thing, a well-placed shot from your arch-enemy's sniper sidekick takes you down. I wish I had Goblin Jr.'s gauntlets.
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with them. I wish for a Greatsword of Westernesse named Aracrist (Sindarin for "Sword of Kings")
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but one day you drop it on your foot, and not only does it sever your foot, the Sindarin come back for vengeance upon you. I wish I had Desert Eagle Pistol.
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but you accidentally blow your own brains out with it. I wish I had a 1964 Aston Martin DB5.
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but one day you crash it when you want to see how it does on jumps. I wish I had the Bat mobile.
M@RS Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but you can't go to sleep because of the **** high-pitched squeaks... I wish I was a cartoonist...
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but one day you're cartoons come to life want revenge on you because of the way you treated them as cartoons. I wish I was Boba Fett.
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, and you get left for dead in a sarlacc. I wish the song "Thunderball" was about me.
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but everyone hates it and sends an angry mob to your house. I wish I were invincible.
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but it makes you complacent. I wish I had a PhD.
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but the Phd is in horribleness. I wish I were the smartest man in the world.
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted. But no one likes you because your smarter then they are
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 I wish everyone spoke a proper language on the internet.
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted but the laguage has an accent you hate.
Rinku Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 I wish everyone would post a wish after ruining one.
ForeverNight Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but it is immediately revoked. I wish that I actually had more time to do stuff...
Bokken Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but I thought "stuff" meant "chores." I wish there were no fanatics posting odd wishes. >_>
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but now they're all boring. I wish I had Mines of Moria.
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but Goblins overrun it. I wish I had a fell beast {dragon LotR}.
ForeverNight Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but it eats you. I wish that my luck wasn't so messed up...
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but it eats you. I wish for an HEV Suit
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but its too heavy and when you decide to take a swim, you sink to the bottom. I wish I could beat this one annoying video game.
Alkonium Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but since you were going at it for weeks without end, you depleted health, and now you're near death. I wish I was lvl 50 already on Lotro so I could enter the Mines of Moria.
CommanderQ Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Granted, but when you reach it, Lotro shuts down and everything is deleted. I wish I were a happy flying green creature!
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