Hallucination Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Granted, but you were crushed by a Chancey at the hospital shortly after birth. I wish there was a legal and safe way to punch babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, but it is legalized only after babies are outfitted with people-destroying lasers. I wish I had some sort of VR interface to my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, but you die from radiowaves. I wish I didn't have any homework, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, but now all you can do is clean sewers for a living. I wish Sabertooth would get himself a girlfriend so he could stop all that masturbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, but he's too shy to get any so he keeps masturbating anyway. I wish that this wish didn't backfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, you wish won't, but I will. I wish we could go back at Sabrez sexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, but Sabre now has a girlfriend - in fact, he has three. I wish there were no Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, they now only appear in relationships in which the man has three girlfriends or more (Double backfire!) I wish I had a real functional lightsaber (and even a pink one would be cool enough!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, but you dropped it off a cliff 5 mins after getting it. Now it's broke. I wish I had some chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Here ya go, but due to genetic engineering....it doesn't taste like chicken anymore. I wish dead people would bathe more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, but they use YOUR bathtub... While YOU'RE in it... I wish my mother loved me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Granted, but now she loves you in a way that is forbidden and unnatural. I wish I had the Midas touch, but only for inanimate objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted; however, it is for both animate and inamate objects. I wish that I had all of the html codes 'embeded' into my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Done, but embedded was taken literally as well. Your whole skin of your head is now full of codes, like one giant nerd-tatoo! I wish for the Force Unleashed to hit the PC as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted. The game disc comes alive and breaks the PC with a baseball bat. I wish to see what happens to me in a parallel universe version of Lucasforums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, but the latest upgrade on vbulletin erased that universe. I wish I could use bigger signature images. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, but RedHawke killed you... I wish I had a drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, but it's from the Kath Hounds' Watering Urn. I wish I had a custom title... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, but it says Veteran. I wish my laptop had more memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted. It has more memory, but at the expense of your own life experiences. I wish Raptor Jesus existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, but he bites off your head. I wish I didn't have just one week to catch up on late assignments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, but you have just one day to catch up on late assignments. I wish there was a KotOR III being made... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, but it will be released in 2050 on a platform obviously not yet in existence. I wish KOTOR 3 were already out on PC (so that issue could finally be behind us). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted, but it's a direct port of the Commodore 64 version. I wish that is what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Granted but she's lying I wish I wern't going to Freshman Farewell stag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.