Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but you're about to get assimilated by the Borg. I wish I had Xbox Live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but you only have a Silver account. I wish I could achieve world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but it lasts around 50 minutes....the amount of time before the nexk Nuke reaches its target. I wish I had a funny monkey friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but he's funny because he does unflattering impersonations of you. I wish that I would be sent into a future (where only hot people existed and the fashion was sterile white labcoats) as a labcoat and that I would be worn by the hottest woman in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but by 'hot,' she catches on fire, while you, as your labcoat, are being worn. I wish I had a gas mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but the night you get it you go out and leave it at home. And you drive, windows open, into a stray mustard gas cloud. I wish that we were in a medieval setting where everyone was named after pieces of furniture, and that I was the great hero Tablechair, son of Sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Granted, but you become a tablechair, and how your Father is a sofa, no one knows. I wish I was know as Lord Q, Son of King Q, Grandson of Super Q, who is son of Bob Q. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, but the Q stands for Quitter. I wish I could believably claim to be The Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, but after you convince the nation of your Doctorness, a smart person points out that you're not, and an angry mob attacks you. I wish I had a Thompson Fully-automatic machine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, but due to licencing issues, it's for display only. I wish for a wireless adapter for my 360. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, but it's wireless dial-up. I wish more people understood what Wing Commander was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, that's the only thing anyone knows. I wish I were a Wing Commander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, but your wing is made up of blind pilots. I wish I had more socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, but you have nothing else to put on except socks...and you've been invited to a formal dinner with the King. I wish I was a member of His Majesty's Royal Commandoes{I'm not exactly English...therefore putting a problem on this wish:D} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 ^Granted - you're target practice. I wish I had tall ship, and a star to steer her by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, but your first officer says there's an iceberg ahead, but you want to follow the star, so you run into the iceberg....and sink. I wish I had the...."BISMARCK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted. But the "BISMARCK!" is sunk on it's first voyage with no survivors I wish I had a giant wheel of cheese bigger then my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted, but it rolls out of control and smashes you. I wish "I HAD A CHEESEBURGER, A LOVELY CHEESBURGER!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Granted; you get a cylinder of cheese on a bun. I wish my computer wasn't bugged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Granted, it no longer exists. I wish smart people were the majority, instead of idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Granted, but you're part of the minority. I wish Green Jelly was touring Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Granted, but nowhere near you. I wish it were easier to make money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 ^Granted, but only because prostitution is now legalised everywhere. I wish I had a Chemist Tree in my backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Granted, you now have a tree that grows Chemists. But each one of them is your responsibility to feed, clothe, etc. I wish I was a Pirate King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Granted. Your first mate mutinies and throws you to the sharks I wish I had a shotgun that fired Cheese bullets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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