Alkonium Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but noone knows what it is. I wish for plaid paint to be possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but it's only available in one pattern: black, lighter black, and gray. I wish I had an unlimited supply of Peanut M&M's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted. But for the deal you also get an unlimited supply of peanut allergy I wish I had the ability to imagine being able to imagine things by seeing pictures of them in my head mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, but you see a picture of someone falling off a cliff onto spiky rocks, and you get stuck on that image. I wish I had a totally awesome-filled camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted. But there was a typo on the order, and you got an awful-filled camera instead, with 1000s of pictures of old people making love. I wish I could explain why certain body parts end up smelling like fish despite never nearing the sea mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, but you horrify people to death with the explanation. I wish for Gordon Freeman to now be these hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, your hands are now full-size Gordon Freemans, and it looks like your arms are sodomising them. I wish I knew how to play bass guitar well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted. You are now proficient in playing guitars made from bass, as in the fish. And it smells horrible. I wish for a longer scarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, but it's just enough scarf to hang yourself and nothing more. And you're very bored. I wish I didn't have time to kill and that I wasn't out for blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 granted but you become insanely busy and you yourself bleed from the exertion. i wish i had a magical laptop that upgraded itself with the latest hardware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, but is also a magical carpet, and has been stood atop too many time to be of any use I wish I could meet the person who invented the concept of inventing concepts mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, but he also invented serial killing. I wish I were a moogle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, but it's from FFI, and you're 8-bit. I wish I had an alienware PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, you receive the box after waiting countless weeks for it, only to find you accidentally ordered the case only... I wish I SWBF 3 would actually be made... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Granted, Stolen Wisdom Buyers Flight 3 is being made. I wish more people did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted. But they do more of this instead. I wish I could build a robotic monkey of intricate design mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, but it has the IQ of a monkey and destroys itself. I wish I could create a weapon which would catapult me across space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, you burn up in the atmosphere. I wish I were a salmon of delicious proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 granted, but you die after mating in a random river somewhere. And no one tastes your deliciousness. i wish i had a lamborghini reventon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, but you're not insured for it. I wish I was Matt Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, your not THE Matt Smith, you're a Matt Smith that happens to be in prison. I wish I had Charlie Chaplin's hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, but it's rotten from several decades of disuse, and crumbles to dust. I wish it was the right temperature for me to wear my Fedora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, but it's fedora linux, and you look like an idiot with a computer on your head. What were you thinking man? You aren't David Bowie. I wish I had superb toe dexterity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted. But you grew up as a female in Imperial China, had your feet bound as per custom, and your toes fell off...Remember! I wish I had the ability to traverse the mall with the power of my mind powering the muscles in my legs to power me along as I traversed the mall... mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Granted, but that's the only you thing it controls and you pass out due to the fact that the blood needed to power the rest of your body is stuck in your brain or in your legs...and you fall...hard.... I wish I had the eyes of an eagle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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