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Granted. But your dreams of a faithless society gains such a following that it becomes a religion itself, inspiring greed, division, violence and murder. After a time, you realise that it wasn't exactly a well thought out scheme. you spend the rest of your days in Hell, having tea with Neville Chamberlain and Hitler

 

I wish I could solve the Earth's energy problems by inventing the break-windmill

 

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Granted, but you burn your fingers as you must hold the bread while toasting.....and it takes 3 hours to toast...and they burn so much they're apart of your hands....and you're in the middle of a desert....with no water.....

 

 

I wish I could create a chemical that would make deserts lush and green!

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Granted. But its ears are full of wax, and it hears things incorrectly. When you say "computer, start firefox now" it thinks you said "computer, kick my nuts now" It does so, and you cannot procreate henceforth.

 

I wish ninja stars were massive balls of hydrogen, the size of the sun, which you could throw at people in cheap martial arts movies

 

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