Astrotoy7 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Granted. But your dreams of a faithless society gains such a following that it becomes a religion itself, inspiring greed, division, violence and murder. After a time, you realise that it wasn't exactly a well thought out scheme. you spend the rest of your days in Hell, having tea with Neville Chamberlain and Hitler I wish I could solve the Earth's energy problems by inventing the break-windmill mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Granted, but the stench starts killing people. I wish I had a loaf of bread that was also a toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Granted, but you burn your fingers as you must hold the bread while toasting.....and it takes 3 hours to toast...and they burn so much they're apart of your hands....and you're in the middle of a desert....with no water..... I wish I could create a chemical that would make deserts lush and green! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Granted, but every power on earth starts fighting for you and exclusive rights to your chemical, resulting in world war 3. I wish i had force persuasion/mind trick powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but your mind is weaker than your friends, and you hypnotize yourself into an awkard situation. I wish I had an army of genius styrofoam hat-wearing monkeys, that swim in puddles of gray matter chocolate, that causes nuclear fallout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but they accidentally irradiate themselves. I wish for a gun that electrifies the bullets as they're fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but it also 'Mystifys' the bullets , turning them into a crap windows screensaver. I wish I could train a sea-racehorse and win the Kentucky Derby mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 ^Granted, but it suffocates seconds after victory. I wish my Electro-galvanic Hyperbaric Ether Rifle would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, it does, but you are soon electrocuted by the galvanic Ether that had gone into the air after your first test....and you explode. I wish I had the ability to use the weather as a weapon...you know, summon a lighting strike or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but you have bad aim and electrocute yourself. I wish I could use Force Lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but you try doing it from the pool and you soon discover that electricity is attracted to water...and whatever is in the water... I wish I had the abilty of force speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Granted. But you use it while your running along a cliff and run right off I wish I could talk to my computer and it would listen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Granted. But its ears are full of wax, and it hears things incorrectly. When you say "computer, start firefox now" it thinks you said "computer, kick my nuts now" It does so, and you cannot procreate henceforth. I wish ninja stars were massive balls of hydrogen, the size of the sun, which you could throw at people in cheap martial arts movies mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Granted, but they destroy the solar system. I wish a point of view gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Granted, but it only works on you; you go between 1st and 3rd person view. I wish that people knew that kilts are only skirts if you wear underwear with them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Granted, but now men wear skirts and no underwear, claiming it's a kilt. I wish for a ship with an Infinite Improbability Drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Granted, but the chances of it working are Improbable. I wish that I could invent some sort of flying bicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Granted. It flies after getting fired out of a cannon. I wish Murray Gold would compose the music for Star Wars: The Old Republic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Granted. but the game producers refuse to accept it. I wish i had control of your TARDIS and you so you could pull off my evil deeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. But due to transmat meta interference, all you can pull of are little flecks of lint from your belly button. I wish I had the power to summon Shifa, destroyer of frogs. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but you are a frog. I wish I had the ability to swim underwater for hours at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. But you forget and stay underwater for a few days I wish I could watch bacon fry all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but the smoke and heat rising from the bacon makes you hungry to the point of insanity and you become a cannibal. I wish I had lots of bacon at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. Bit you get buried in raw bacon and you suffocate. I wish I could fire lasers out of my arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. But your arm scorchmarks bring you to the attention of Francois, The French Firefighter en Francais, France. I wish I could flap my arms using large contraptions called flaps to make them flap mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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