Astrotoy7 Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Granted. But your dreams of a faithless society gains such a following that it becomes a religion itself, inspiring greed, division, violence and murder. After a time, you realise that it wasn't exactly a well thought out scheme. you spend the rest of your days in Hell, having tea with Neville Chamberlain and Hitler I wish I could solve the Earth's energy problems by inventing the break-windmill mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Granted, but the stench starts killing people. I wish I had a loaf of bread that was also a toaster.
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Granted, but you burn your fingers as you must hold the bread while toasting.....and it takes 3 hours to toast...and they burn so much they're apart of your hands....and you're in the middle of a desert....with no water..... I wish I could create a chemical that would make deserts lush and green!
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 Granted, but every power on earth starts fighting for you and exclusive rights to your chemical, resulting in world war 3. I wish i had force persuasion/mind trick powers.
CommanderQ Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but your mind is weaker than your friends, and you hypnotize yourself into an awkard situation. I wish I had an army of genius styrofoam hat-wearing monkeys, that swim in puddles of gray matter chocolate, that causes nuclear fallout.
Alkonium Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but they accidentally irradiate themselves. I wish for a gun that electrifies the bullets as they're fired.
Astrotoy7 Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but it also 'Mystifys' the bullets , turning them into a crap windows screensaver. I wish I could train a sea-racehorse and win the Kentucky Derby mtfbwya
Astor Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 ^Granted, but it suffocates seconds after victory. I wish my Electro-galvanic Hyperbaric Ether Rifle would work.
CommanderQ Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, it does, but you are soon electrocuted by the galvanic Ether that had gone into the air after your first test....and you explode. I wish I had the ability to use the weather as a weapon...you know, summon a lighting strike or something...
Alkonium Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but you have bad aim and electrocute yourself. I wish I could use Force Lightning.
CommanderQ Posted January 30, 2009 Posted January 30, 2009 Granted, but you try doing it from the pool and you soon discover that electricity is attracted to water...and whatever is in the water... I wish I had the abilty of force speed.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Granted. But you use it while your running along a cliff and run right off I wish I could talk to my computer and it would listen
Astrotoy7 Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 Granted. But its ears are full of wax, and it hears things incorrectly. When you say "computer, start firefox now" it thinks you said "computer, kick my nuts now" It does so, and you cannot procreate henceforth. I wish ninja stars were massive balls of hydrogen, the size of the sun, which you could throw at people in cheap martial arts movies mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Granted, but they destroy the solar system. I wish a point of view gun.
Bokken Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Granted, but it only works on you; you go between 1st and 3rd person view. I wish that people knew that kilts are only skirts if you wear underwear with them...
Alkonium Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Granted, but now men wear skirts and no underwear, claiming it's a kilt. I wish for a ship with an Infinite Improbability Drive.
Astor Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Granted, but the chances of it working are Improbable. I wish that I could invent some sort of flying bicycle.
Alkonium Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Granted. It flies after getting fired out of a cannon. I wish Murray Gold would compose the music for Star Wars: The Old Republic.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 1, 2009 Posted February 1, 2009 Granted. but the game producers refuse to accept it. I wish i had control of your TARDIS and you so you could pull off my evil deeds
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. But due to transmat meta interference, all you can pull of are little flecks of lint from your belly button. I wish I had the power to summon Shifa, destroyer of frogs. mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but you are a frog. I wish I had the ability to swim underwater for hours at a time.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. But you forget and stay underwater for a few days I wish I could watch bacon fry all day
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but the smoke and heat rising from the bacon makes you hungry to the point of insanity and you become a cannibal. I wish I had lots of bacon at home.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. Bit you get buried in raw bacon and you suffocate. I wish I could fire lasers out of my arms
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. But your arm scorchmarks bring you to the attention of Francois, The French Firefighter en Francais, France. I wish I could flap my arms using large contraptions called flaps to make them flap mtfbwya
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