CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, you flap continuosly and to no avail, only achieving extreme embarrasment and sore arms... I wish I could create a tank that could fly in the sky, go underwater, and roll on land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. But it is made out of hemp, and can only get high as a kite, drink bongwater and roll around on the floor giggling I wish I could invent a special harness so I could ride my parakeet, "Rodriguez" to work mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but your parakeet doesn't want to go to your work and he instead drops you from thousands of feet in the air above parakeet land. I wish I had a parakeet that I could hold a conversation with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. But the longer you hold the conversation, your arms tire, and later catch fire. I wish I could deploy a monkey and a brontosaurus to breach the laser fortified banana and herbivorous foodstuffs palace mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted, but the monkey becomes enamored with the banana fortress and is pummeled by crackerjack defenses. I wish I had a fortress of metal and bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Granted. But you become entrapped within, and die of banana overdose. I wish there was a method by which to extract actual water from the ocean mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but it's salt water. I wish for a gun that fired electrified bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but this gun is water-cooled, and well...you know how water and electricity mix, especially if you're holding the gun... I wish I had a mega-tank at my disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but it's Mega-AI deems you a threat. I wish the Mega-AI deemed me a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Granted, but in order to protect you, it decides to destroy youto protect you from destroying yourself. I wish I had an AI friend who acted human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 ^ granted, but it learned the human emotion called anger and couldnt control it, so it beat you to a pulp. I wish i had a Myna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but you don't know what to do with it. I wish CommanderQ knew the actual Three Laws of Robotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted. But he adds a Fourth Law of Robotics: Forget The First Three Laws of Robotics I wish I could stuff an Army of Ancient Grecians inside a live, well lubricated horse, and send it to TRON instead of TROY mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but you're forgetting that TRON is an individual program, not a computer. I wish for digitisation like in TRON and TRON 2.0 to be possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but soon, the matrix is created, and everyone is quickly integrated by the evil AI as it seeks to eliminate us all....and we blame you. I wish I had an awesome digital gun from Tron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but the instructions are in analogue. I wish I were crowned King of England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but you're quickly forced to abdicate when no genetic relation to the royal family is found. I wish for a better paying job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but when you get it, the economy fails and you find yourself unemployed once again. I wish I were Kaiser of my very own Empire with the best military in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but everything else in your empire is utter fail. I wish to legally change my real name to "The Doctor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but once it's legal, you no longer want to. I wish I were Immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but after outliving everyone you care about, you desperately want to die, but cannot no matter how hard you try. I wish for Easter to get here sooner so I can watch the next Doctor Who special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, you wait for a long time with great patience, but Doctor Who is canceled right on Easter, and you'll never see the Doc Who special....ever. I wish I was multi-millionaire movie producer who made the best films in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted. But people suspect you of doing drugs and they stop watching your films driving you into the poor house I wish I could chase monkeys all day while singing the numa Numa song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but you never catch the monkeys. I wish NaruHina would asplode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 granted, but then chevron kills you. slowly. i *so* wish my pc's manufacturer gave me a windows xp cd like they should have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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