Hallucination Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Granted, but the event turns out to be a lark. I wish that I weren't wearing my pants now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Granted, but you find yourself out in the cold. I wish I had a secret identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Granted. but it turns out you picked superman's secret identity and he's not happy I wish I had pants right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Granted, but they're much too tight, and you get...well, you know. I wish that I were Yoda's size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Granted. But someone steps on you I wish I had Lord Tedd's arm weapon thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Granted. But you actually got Mr. Ed's arm weapon thing, and it smells like hay. I wish I could train a school of fish to skip school. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Granted, and it destroys an entire ecosystem. I wish the weekly updates for TOR: The Threat of Peace were bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 They are bigger, if you were viewing from the perspective of an amoeba Who wrote the star wars fanfic: "A Detailed Explanation of How Darth Vaders Bowel Movements Are Processed and Recycled'' mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 You. And Darth Vader is suing you for your rights. I wish I had the magical finger of writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Granted. But it is also the magical finger of picking, so doesn't leave your nose much. I wish I could calculate the exact mathematical dimensions of when sideburns go from cool to creepy. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Granted, but you fail to take into account other forms of facial hair, which makes it harder to figure out. I wish I could figure out how to make things dimensionally transcendental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Granted. You do figure it out, but you get stuck on some astral plane and the in flight movie is an abysmal chick flick I wish I knew a doctor that could sort the issue I have with getting doctors to sort out issues for me mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Granted, but in doing so, you've caused a paradox. I wish to fast forward time to Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Granted, but your new life consists only of Fridays, and shortens considerably. I wish that, in this forum, posts did count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Then everything woulb too easy. And I'd be forced to call the internet police, due to the easyness of it all... I wish I had THE HOLY HAND-GRENADE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Granted, but the Holy Hand-Grenade Pin seems to be MIA. I wish there were a set of numbers that could be positive or negative but not include 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Granted, but parabolas are beyond your comprehension. I wish that the Final Fantasy game series would stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Granted, but then the world would end. I wish I could create a game that was so awesome, it gave me 2 billion dollars ont he opening day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Granted. But due to your poor skill at reading contracts, all the funds go to CommanderZ I wish I could beat anyone at arm wrestling...... with my mind mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Granted, you know imagine yourself beating anyone in arm wrestling. I wish I was in the Congress of Sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Granted, but their is so much sound that is so loud, that you go deaf and declared unfit for Congressional Duty. I wish I could form a League of Knights called...THE ORDER OF THE Q! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 But then Star Trek would sue because you're encroaching on their Q idea... I wish I had a badge... :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Granted, but I'm not sure you want to know what it's for.... I wish I were the King of Bongo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Granted, but noone takes a man who declares himself King of a musical instrument seriously. I wish for the Watchmen movie to be just as awesome as the graphic novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Granted, but suddenly you realize that the graphic novel wasn't that good.... I wish that I could create a comic as famous as Watchmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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