Tobias Reiper Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but it's written extremely badly. I wish I had a pool full of Dr. Pepper.
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but you dive in only to find that its full of cans of Dr. Pepper. Ouch! I wish these posts added to my post count.
Totenkopf Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but now they become viewed as spam and you're booted out of LF. I wish Coke tasted better.
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted. Now it tastes like Root Beer. I wish I had some Root Beer right now.
Tobias Reiper Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but you quickly find after drinking that it was full of cat diarrhea. I wish that Liam Neeson would tell me Bedtime stories, every night when I go to sleep.
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but he tells you violent action stories that give you nightmares. I wish I was on a better schedule.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, you have no schedule at all and your life falls to hell like mine. I wish I had a sealed bag of hot molten gummy snacks and a nice chair that bleonged to someone I don't like.
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but someone you do like comes along and decides to sit in the booby-trapped chair. I wish I was done in school and had all the knowledge I needed.
Ataris Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted, but since you can never know too much, you end up knowing everything and get so bored that you decide to kill yourself.
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 Granted. You haven't made a wish so therefore, you are obsolete. I wish people would stop not posting wishes here.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 17, 2009 Posted July 17, 2009 Granted and it affects the whole universe... but unfortunately such a wish is only valid for but a blink of time before everything changes. I wish I had some nachos right now.
Serpentine Cougar Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but they're super extra mega hot spicy. I wish more people would post in this thread.
Trench Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but they don't follow the rules and the thread gets closed. I wish there were more games like this one.
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but now, none of them are fun. I wish Bob had an army of BozoClowns.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, however the real Bozo the clown sues them for copyright infringement. I wish transmission fluid didn't smell like @$$.
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but now it smells amazing, and you mistake it for a substance, drink it, and something unfortunate happens. I wish I was sitting on the largest Oil Stockpile in the world, so I could sell it to other countries for ridiculous prices:D
Cyborg Ninja Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but the pile went so high its in space. You've got about 5 seconds of life left. I wish I had a magical flying dragon named Phil who shot orange soda out of his mouth instead of fire.
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but Puff the Magic Dragon flips off Phil, and they engage in EPIC COMBAT. Eventually, the pure awesomeness of the fight destroys the Earth. I wish I had a Dragon who had the awesome voice of Sean Connery.
Cyborg Ninja Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but the dragon learns who Sean Connery is and wants to be a movie star to. He leaves you in the dust and becomes famous. I wish I had sunglasses that shot lasers when I shouted fire
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but the lasers catch your face on fire. How ironic... I wish I had the power to control things with my mind.
Cyborg Ninja Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but it literally let's you control the on and off switch of things with your mind. I wish I had A car that transformed into a robot.
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but it decides that it must destroy you to free itself. I wish I had a U-boat.
Totenkopf Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 You do, but it's lying on the floor of the Atlantic Ocean. I wish I had my own F22 Raptor.
CommanderQ Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, but you're crashing because you stole it and the US government doesn't want you to have it intact. Terrorist:D I wish I had a King Tiger tank.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Granted, unfortunately you obtain it while your wanted level is on 6 stars while in vice city... it gets destroyed and you're forced to flee it and find another vehichle. I wish Manson would cut the lighting set down again, this time on celebrity death match of Barbra Streisand band vs Sarah Mclachlan band.
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