Darth Avlectus Posted September 21, 2009 Posted September 21, 2009 Granted. Unfortunately those souls actually had value and now your stuck for eternity with all the souls you didn't want. Smooth. I wish we would stop playing this game for at least a week. Granted, you and me stop playing, but due to short memory and boredom you end up playing again b/c that doesn't stop others from posting and making it interesting. I wish capcom would quit milking the megaman franchise for everything it's worth and give it a decent storyline for once to finally give it the dignified death it deserves.
Totenkopf Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Partially granted. They just quit milking it period and give a press release blaming you for not bringing the series to a satisfying conclusion. I wish Donkey would kick Shrek so hard that he'd land on the Moon.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately you are given the dubious honor to retrieve the green guy. :wave: I wish ICP would make a board game based around all the popular anime chicks and butt problems.
Totenkopf Posted September 22, 2009 Posted September 22, 2009 Granted. However, the chicks become real and give you butt problems. I wish Trident marketed the Crystal Frost flavor again (in the 18 piece pack).
Darth Avlectus Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Granted. Unfortunately in this economy, they needed a cheap polymer base for the texture and thickness and dog crap was the closest substitute they had for cheap--and you contracted to not only be the testor, but the recipient of 1,000 packages of it. (Good luck!) I wish you wouldn't slam Keith Olbermann's head in a car door.
Totenkopf Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Granted, now I drive a tank back and forth over his head. I wish GTA would stop breathing on everyone after eating all that dog crap that. Remember the golden rule of chewing (afterall, I did you the favor of suncontracting that Trident tester gig to you ).....do it with your mouth closed.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Granted, unfortunately you soon follow and now Alkonium and Te Mirdala are admonishing you of the same. I wish Freddy Kruger would quit haunting the dreams of al franken.
Totenkopf Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Granted. Now al franken haunts your dreams. Trying to make Red jealous? I wish money were blue instead of green.
Trench Posted September 23, 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Granted, but the color change cuts the value of all currency in half. and the world economy collapses. They blame you. I wish I had a deece.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 Granted, however you also inherit a bear's skull full of brains which spill out on your floor. You won't get the stain out nor get rid of the smell for a very long time. I wish butt head didn't ruin christmas.
Totenkopf Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 Granted, now beavis did. I wish they didn't kill Kenny in (almost)* every episode of South Park. *at least they have in just about every one I've seen.
Darth Avlectus Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 Granted, unfortunately Kenny now molests animals in almost every episode of south park. I wish Hack Benjamin would go into the US senate building during one of their sessions and go darth vader on all the scumbag politicians, then the bill for the mess gets sent to tom cruise.
Totenkopf Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 Granted.....unfortunately a bunch of scumbags are elected in their place and Tom Cruise commisions Hack to clean house.......on YOUR dime. Don't **** w/Hack's $$! I wish the US discovered an asteroid w/$US200 trillion worth of precious metals and America enjoyed a new age of prosperity......AFTER the dems have lost control of the govt.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 Granted, but unfotunately they also bring an uncurable disease with it that causes warts the size and shape of penises to grow everywhere on human flesh. What's worse is that also the world goes into a war over the valuable metals of the stone. The republicans get blamed for yet another fiasco, and most the population is dead while the rest are impoverished and warring over which garbage can they're going to eat from. Ultimately you get saddled with the bill. I wish Mr BuzzCut was around to enforce laws while Mr McVicker was still real but not a principal.
Totenkopf Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 Granted, but now they focus all their attentions exclusively on you. I wish there were 40 hours in a day and 12 days in a week. * Ultimately you get saddled with the bill. Fortunately, everyone else is too sick or dead to collect the debt.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Granted, unfortunately work week is extended and human stamina is not. People go insane and get sick from overwork. You are blamed. Fortunately, everyone else is too sick or dead to collect the debt. Unfortunately you get sick as well. So your victory is short lived. And you also contract scabies. THE PHANTOM EDIT: I wish rock quarries had diamonds in them.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Granted: I made a wish via phantom edit and now you look bad, also unfortunately enterprise ends up having an asteroid crash into it...an asteroid made entirely of monkey doodey. I wish totenkopf would quit picking on me and let me live down hitting on Alkie's old av of a chick.
Totenkopf Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Granted, but now noone pays any attention to you anymore to the point that you go off and commit suicide by drowning in a vat of monkey doodie after contracting aids from one of your former monkey army members. I wish vending machines paid us to select an idea from within their inventory.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 MMM, dat ass. Granted, unfortunately Al Franken goes broke because of it. So the hermaphrodite monkey who gave me that AIDS infected ass of his/hers selects the idea where you drink kerosene and $*** your intestines all over your new car's insides. Just as you are about to do that, Al Franken ends up crashing his vehicle into your vehicle in just such a way that your door flies open and the news media gets every last bit of you turning inside out in your last moments of life. I wish officer Harry Cox wasn't as useless as t**s on a ****in' bull.
Delta 62 Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Granted, but he switched sides and killed you.... I wish gingerbread men were real
Tobias Reiper Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 Granted, but he smells so delicious you can't resist eating him. I wish I was an actual Jedi.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 Granted but your apprentice turns to the dark side once surpassing you and kills you. What if there was no Darth Bane?
Tobias Reiper Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Wrong thread, so it doesn't count. I wish GTA:SWcity was a cookie.
Totenkopf Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Granted. But now you have to eat him. I wish we were nicer people.......I kid, I kid!
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