Totenkopf Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Granted, but you post it in the wrong thread and are mercilessly abused by the rest of us before you get temp banned. I wish this thread wouldn't end after this post.
Quanon Posted October 13, 2009 Posted October 13, 2009 Granted, I wish somebody would have wished I would put a wished wish in this thread, wishing so that the which wish it ever was wished would become granted, so please wish that wish.
Totenkopf Posted October 14, 2009 Posted October 14, 2009 Granted, but now the game must continue. I wish Quanon would make a wish.
Alkonium Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Granted, but it isn't. I wish for a role on Doctor Who.
Hallucination Posted October 15, 2009 Posted October 15, 2009 Granted, but you're credited as "Nazi-Lovin' Ted as himself". Followed by your phone number and address. And the 'z' is actually a swastika. I wish I had the lead role in a Nazi-hunting children's show.
Totenkopf Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Granted, but your the Nazi being hunted. Ted can't help you now that he's been "outed". I wish Timothy Zahn would write another SW novel. His Thrawn trilogy was one of the better (if not best) SW books out there.
M@RS Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Granted, he co-writes a novel with Karen Traviss. Who knows who she'll kill off this time. I wish that the characters that Karen Traviss killed come to life and have their revenge...
Alkonium Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Granted, they're all back as zombies in Deathtroopers. I wish for R.A. Salvatore to write for Doctor Who.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 Granted but since I don't know much about R.A. Salvatore...the backfire is they hire some other douchebag who turns it into a show about proctology. I wish Polanski doesn't get a stiff sentence for his crime. Granted, unfortunately Polanski gets shipped off to gorilla country...alone in the middle of mating season... I wish for GTA to quit posting obscene wishes....and I'll get that wish. Yes, "mother" : Granted out of respect, but you still have to put up with me and the occasional picture of ugly people in a thong. I have a reputation to uphold, afterall. I wish Sweet Tooth the psychotic serial killer clown from Twisted Metal would take out the time warner building.
Trench Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Granted, but your the only one inside. >_> I wish for a grant to an epic wish.
Totenkopf Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Granted, but your grant runs out while you try to come up with that wish. I wish the moon were like mini version of the earth, flora and fauna and all.
Trench Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Granted. But the change causes the tides to go crazy and drown our planet. Why did you do that? I wish for a wish to wish for wishing about wishes to wish for stuff.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately the misfortune that unfortunately misfortunes and befalls the wisher and is fraught with the unfortunate wish ruining ends up screwing things over every time. I wish some people didn't have to barge in on me while I prance around in my green thong longing for the day when I can go run through a Sacramento Parking lot on a hot day AGAIN. I mean come on, you'll get your time to eye me up when that day comes. What's the rush?
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 We want to do it before you turn old and grey and fat. I wish I could see GTA prancing around in his green thong longing for the day he can go run through a Sacramento Parking lot on a hot day AGAIN before he turns old and grey and fat.
Totenkopf Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted, but.........er, nevermind. The very thought is punishment enough. I wish the dollar would crash.
Trench Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted. But it does it only after it becomes the worlds only currency. I wish taxes were lower.
Totenkopf Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted. But now that the currency has crashed, your paycheck is worthless w or w/o taxes. I wish that *psstpsstpsst*.
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted, but while you *psstpsstpsst* a bus comes out of nowhere and runs over you, crushing your *psstpsstpsst*. I wish I knew what I just said.
Trench Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted. But it makes you angry. I wish Hall would stop giving me that weird look. >_>
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 *Gives you that weird look* I wish Te Melanin Man o' War would stop warranting that weird look.
Trench Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted. *knocks Hall's lights out* I wish he would please stop calling me Te Melanin Mand o' War.
Totenkopf Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted, but now he calls you Too Much Monkeybusiness. I wish that Hal's head would explode after he realized what he'd just "said" in post 1893.
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Granted, but I have a spare. I wish Te Melanin Man o' War would get a real name.
Trench Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Granted. It's yours. I wish Hal would go sit down.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Granted: He sits in your woman's lap. I wish the next time I visit the ritzy suburbs with my lawnmower to do maintenance that an object thereby getting caught up and becoming a projectile would launch and hit the window of the bitchy old hag who has nothing better to do than stalk her property for any little thing to whine about.
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