Ray Jones Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Duct tape! Gotta love it, don'tcha? in this thread, we're going to list the 1,000,001 uses for duct tape. try to only post 1 use per post as well as only post the use, and nothing else that would be called "extraneous". do them in order and number them LEARN HOW. #89 Tired of "This message is hidden because Davinq is on your ignore list"? Duct tape it off your screen nao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #90 Make yourself a duct tape Guitar Hero controller with microwave parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #91 don't like someone? suffocate them in a duct tape tomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inyri Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #92 Fatally wounded a friend? Apply duct tape and save a life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #93 Tape your cats legs together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 23, 2008 Author Share Posted July 23, 2008 of the 1,000,001 uses none I can remember of will hurt animals only those who try #93 got a tattoo while you were drunk and no likey? Duct tape will help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inyri Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #94 Down ****'s creek without a paddle? Construct one out of duct tape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #95 duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 23, 2008 Author Share Posted July 23, 2008 #96 Apropos patch. When applied over the internet socket, duct tape will make Windows secure once for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #97: Friend rip your headphone wire? Duct tape makes the music come back to life! (True story!) _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #98: [duct tape] can be used to cover up your preemie tittays when you're posing topless in front of a lesbian photographer for vanity fair magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 #99 Rip a priceless portrait? Duct tape to the rescue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 #95 duct tape can be used as a contraceptive in lieu of a condom. or in lieu of a diaphragm, either way or better yet it's a cheap alternative to the patch That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut. Here's a use for duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 That only works if you're taping the girl's legs shut. Here's a use for duct tape. And that's #100 and #101, by the way. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 1000 this thread sux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 ooo cheez ;_____________; #102 Cockring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Is this the fate of RD? To be a sort of old show, new style network for everyone? I for one cannot stand TV Land, can you? 103: Use a marker to put 140.15 on it and tape it to your back, then legally change your name to C.D. Case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together. #105: Someone annoying on the forums? No big deal. Duct tape their fingers together and you'll only see "iunmrast1ropidf kjfmf." _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inyri Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 #106 Don't want to see "iunmrast1ropidf kjfmf"? Create a duct tape cocoon around the person! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 104: In the middle of a Covert operation, someone snaps your gun in half. No worries, Duct tape it back together.hello my name is jmac from the iifps and i'm here to inform you that you have made a horrible post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 hello my name is jmac from the iifps and i'm here to inform you that you have made a horrible post IIFPS? _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 if you were supposed to know you'd know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 OH MY GOD IIFPS EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE THREAD QUICK OH MY GOD HURRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 basically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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