Let us sing a merry song-like song

[CommanderQ]

As sadly, the Death Star has been blown to pieces of a kind...

[Darth InSidious]

'Twas duty for milkmaids.

[Sabretooth]

Get your syllables right, the Sabretooth cried

[Darth InSidious]

"Hexameter!", the second judge, he replied.

[Litofsky]

"No!" the Dictator lied,

[CommanderQ]

But then something flew through the air and the dictator was pied...

[Litofsky]

Until a Great Dragon flew from the sky

[CommanderQ]

And blew fire in the mayor's eye!

[Litofsky]

Alas, this Dragon's hide was hung to dry, (but he quickly regrew new hide, for what is a dragon without his/her mighty scales, by which they are able to deflect arrows and swords alike!)

[CommanderQ]

But our dear Dragon grew fat on Pie!

[Litofsky]

"That's the second time pie has been used on this page as a rhyme," the Dragon exclaimed, "so you'd best not use it again or fry."

[CommanderQ]

So the humble poet bowed and said "I shall not, and forever, I will not lie!"

[Darth InSidious]

"Why? WHY? WHY?"

[CommanderQ]

Because eventually the dragons will DIE DIE DIE!

[Psychochaos3]

For doom is nigh!

[CommanderQ]

So the Dragon flew far into the sky!

[Samnmax221]

Because he liked anthro he hung the noose and said bye bye.

[alliespixie]

then said dragon gave a sigh

[CommanderQ]

The Dragon stepped next to the dark noose...

[Emperor Devon]

if the world was just commanderq's neck would be in a noose

[CommanderQ]

Because Emperor Devon married a moose

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

this thread is so horrible

[CommanderQ]

But some say it's terrible..

[Sabretooth]

It got wrecked somewhere on Page Two.

[Litofsky]

wait, this was meant to be serious?