Let us sing a merry song-like song

[Darth InSidious]

He, the young man carbuncular, arrives,

A small house agent's clerk, with one bold stare,

One of the low on whom assurance sits

As a silk hat on a Bradford millionaire.

The time is now propitious, as he guesses,

The meal is ended, she is bored and tired,

Endeavours to engage her in caresses

Which are still unreproved, if undesired.

Flushed and decided, he assaults at once;

Exploring hands encounter no defence;

His vanity requires no response,

And makes a welcome of indifference.

(And I Tiresias have foresuffered all

Enacted on this same divan or bed;

I who have sat by Thebes below the wall

And walked among the lowest of the dead.)

Bestows one final patronising kiss,

And gropes his way, finding the stairs unlit...

[CommanderQ]

And there he jumped, into the harrowing pit!

[Samnmax221]

Everybody climb into the oven.

[Emperor Devon]

commanderq goes first

[Jae Onasi]

Everybody climb into the oven.

 

Why would you want to desecrate a perfectly good oven with such word-vomit? Then you'd just have a humongous mess to clean up, even.

[Darth InSidious]

And there he jumped, into the harrowing pit!

 

Yes, I'm positive this rhythmless rhyme is exactly what was in Eliot's first draft.

[CommanderQ]

Yep, everyone learns somehow.

[Sabretooth]

When will you, I wonder.

[EnderWiggin]

When will you, I wonder.

 

iknorite?

 

_EW_

[Litofsky]

"April is the cruellest month, breeding

Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing

Memory and desire, stirring

Dull roots with spring rain."

[Sabretooth]

I am the Sun, I am the Moon

I'm living in the Scarlet Dream

Born in heaven and raised in hell

I'm wandering in the Scarlet Dream

[Sabretooth]

[Sabretooth]

Oh hey, this thread is like 2 years old now.

[Darth Avlectus]

I will milk the cow, while mr. Bean masters the sneaky bow;

You go to the booneys seeking hookers and cheap thrills, only to find that Louis ran out of pills.

 

Jet set the bitter tweakers get in the $hit pits to go find

 

a roasted piggy while Dragon Quest's Durran is getting jiggy...

 

With your mom...