Taak Farst Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 After reading a post by astro on a different thread, I had to make this. What is ur funniest, most awkward childhood memories? I can't think of many at the moment, but I remember whacking my mumm in the eye with my ice cream cone when I was 2, I don't know why.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I asked Santa for a 5 lb box of $100 bills one Christmas (I got Santa good with it too), though not actually awkward for me it was for my parents! Since then I went... Metric... I'll take a 5 kilo box of 100 Euro bills now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I "liked" to wear oversized boxers (when you're 9, your mom pretty much choses what you dress) and I happened to be playing with my sister's cat. The little devil managed to find a way inside my pants and holed itself there.I got up fast and started to shake my leg to kick it out. It was all very over quickly; as I shook, it probably got upset - or just very gay - and decided to bite my... buddies, down there. Before I knew it, it was a laughing matter in five seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 When I was about three, and my little brother was about one, we went to a zoo, and while my mom was about to take a picture of me and my brother in the two-seater stroller, my brother hits me on the head. We now have a picture hanging up in our house of my brother laughing his head off and me crying out in pain. Another one involved a baby me crawling into the garage and trying to drink the last drops of beer in the empty bottles. According to my mom, I had beer breath the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Uh, I walked into a skip... Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) How the hell I didn't see something that size in front of me, i'll never know... I also got a wooden splinter on one of my 'cheeks'... Less said about that the better really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Since then I went... Metric... I'll take a 5 kilo box of 100 Euro bills now. Switch to British/Metric, that way you can get a 5 kilo box of Pounds, so it sounds weird and is worth more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I've got too many to mention. I've fallen while roller-blading (not a normal fall either), bumped into people, trees and inanimate objects, and I've messed up peoples names while talking to them. For most people that stuff might not be really awkward, but when I do it something makes it really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mav Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Oh I ****ing love the Goonies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The Goonies is the ultimate kid film. I was 12 when I first saw it in the theater. I almost wet myself laughing at that particular scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I remember once, when I was like, 10, I was in class sittin' at the desk in Language Arts, and right in the middle of class I farted. Now this wasn't just any fart. It was an Epic Fart. Let me quote how it went down: "Alright Will, read the next sectio-" *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART* Class goes LOOOL Chandler, who was sitting next to me, turned and said "Was that YOU?" Best school memory ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Switch to British/Metric, that way you can get a 5 kilo box of Pounds, so it sounds weird and is worth more! Yeah but Euros are easier to get converted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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