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This would probably be posted in my WIP thread, but it's deserving of its own thread because of the grandiose of the idea.

 

Note: This is not a mod request, per say, as I'm GOING to make it.

 

 

 

Anyways, as at least a couple of you are aware of, I released Handmaiden's White Leathers . I intended to have a way to have these leathers without overriding any of the Underwear/clothing/dancer models. My answer was just to make a disguise item. Simple enough.

 

So I released the skin, and for the most part people were happy. Except for one thing.

 

wow thats awsome, but i do have a question... are the skintones different or are my eyes playing tricks on me?

 

Lucied was right. I had mismatched the skin tone. How embarrassing!

 

So, instead of just fixing it.. I figured, eh, why not just go all f***ing out?

 

 

 

So here's my idea. I want to spawn a merchant that sells you sexy outfits.

Mostly Leathers for now, but if any of you have any ideas or want to contribute, I can accommodate.

 

The fun part is with the merchant. Here are my current thoughts:

 

-Twi'leki or a human (male)

-Alien VO'd or custom VO'd

-I want him to be a creeper. A Quagmire of sorts... or basically someone you wouldn't want in your bedroom staring at you through the window. Why? Because I think it would be hilarious!

 

This is no attempt to be unnecessarily vulgar, it's just to have a little fun.

 

 

Any comments or suggestions you have will be greatly appreciated.

 

 

First things first: I fixed the Handmaiden's skin tone in her White Leathers

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I think that if you were trying to make him a creeper, it would be better if he was a human with a custom voice-over.

 

Make him look like a freak with pailed skin, bagged eyes, and the whole ensemble, and have him a voice that bears resemblance to Igear the Outcast shopkeeper in KOTOR 1.

 

He could mention in dialogue that he often "checks-up" (without them knowing, of course) on his customers to make sure that their purchases are... "satisfactory."

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@ SpartanPride: Yes! Just like Igear. I'm still not sure about whether to make him Twi'leki or human. There's just something creepy about the Kotor male Twi'leks.

 

Yep, Nar Shaddaa was going to be his main headquarters. Though for the sake of humor, I could put him on other planets, you know hidden behind containers and stuff. It'd be kind of like a Star Wars Where's Waldo. When you try to talk to him, he'll run away and drop some items maybe.

 

Ha ha, this is getting better, funnier and creepier by the second.

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What if you make you make the shopkeeper a human, and on Nar Shadda. However, the human has a an equally creepy Twi'lek assistant, who "checks up" on you after you've made your purchase. Then, when you find the Twi'lek following you on other planets, when you talk to him, he runs away.

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Wow, sounds better each time I check :p. Also, how about a twilek (or somthing else) female slave who models outfits for you? Or something. Anyway, he should have a female slave. He sounds like that kind of freak.

 

PS. How about an option to kill him (after you have purchased his stuff). I just don't like the sound of this guy. You should certainly be able to kill his assistant if he comes to check up on you :lol:

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I think it would be best to avoid using things such as sunglasses. Wouldn't it be best for this mod to stay true to the Star Wars essence?:D

 

NO, SCREW STAR WARS. Oh wait... Well, Zez is molester-material, regardless...

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-giggles- I like the slave model. Maybe have her in the dancer's out fit, or just her underwear most of the time. Do like Rihanna or what ever the twi'lek dancer's name is, and have the option of buying her. Hmm, Puppet for Atton maybe? He'd love to be followed around by a beautiful woman.

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Ha, all these ideas are great guys, but I have to say say no to some of them

 

Sunglasses: Good idea, but not Star Warsy.

 

Human Shopkeep, Twi'lek assistant: Sounds okay, but I feel the creeperness should be given to only one person. We'll see how it goes. I'm thinking I could make a er.. flamboyant male, but I could end up offending people that way.

 

Dancer model: I like it, except for that I'd have to make outfits for her too if she were to model the outfits... which could be done, it'd just be more work.

 

Zez head: He does have the molestache, but he is a mainer character so I'd have say no to that.

 

Killing him: Certainly an option, though you'd get DS points for sure.

 

For him running away, I'm thinking I should have creepy datapad entries left behind in a backpack, with maybe a few good items (special outfits, items, etc)

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Hey, if you can transfer this to Kotor1, it would go well in my Expanded Galaxy mod! On Concord Dawn, you never know who you might run into. However, for that, I would suggest taking out the little sub-plot, just have the salesman. It would really help on the atmosphere of the strange planet.

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How about this: A creepy human merchant' date=' a sneaky Chadra Fan assistant, and a female Twi'lek slave who you can purchase and becomes a puppet to Atton.:D[/quote']

 

Sounds like a good idea. With a chadra fan though, I fear his spying would be cute and harmless, whereas with a human or humanoid, it would be plain creepy.

We'll see.

 

 

I've got the dialog for the female written a bit (it'd be different for males), but as of now, I have him saying fairly suggestive comments (at least for a Star Wars teen rated game)

 

 

One possible dialog path which could lead to his demise: NPC, PC

 

Hello ma'am, you are looking very fine today.

It's a shame that a beautiful creature be encumbered in such bulky clothing.You should be showcasing your natural curves to attract young suitors like myself.

 

Right, so Twi'leks have all the more reason to show me their lekku?

 

(Insanely creepy laugh) Well, it's like everyone says: A protocol droid is just as good without the armor plating.

 

Are you implying what I think you're implying?

 

Uh... well hey, I'm a man, you're a woman. It's only natural right?

 

Not for a Jedi.

 

A Jedi huh? You ever get freaky with your lightsaber?

 

Keep talking if you want to die.

 

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This is still just a rough draft, as I'm not sure how creepy he currently is, and how creepy he should be. Also, I don't want to offend any Twi'leks, Jedi or protocol droids in the process.

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