Darca Lar Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 I'm having an argument with my drummer and he's being a child and will not let it go so I told him I would put up a poll to settle it. Whose hotter: Sarah Jessica Parker or Renee Zellweger? http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/renee-zellweger.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH8l-qASXipI3njg624KpQpbHSiXA http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/s/sarah_jessica_parker-5714.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGRttYvSMOmBiicKhgjYAKP5GxUiA
adamqd Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 well, the photos you linked to are strange, because SJP Usually looks haggard/been around the block one to many times, and RZ usually looks ok, but Yoda could be on the Cards with these two.
Miltiades Posted December 27, 2009 Posted December 27, 2009 The wrinkled little green man is irresistible.
logan23 Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Since I love bikini midgets = Yoda J/K On topic: Basically comes down to if your a boobs guy. Boob guy = Jessica Paker Legs guy = Renee
Gurges-Ahter Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Hilarious. They both might qualify as the bottom 2 in celebrity attractiveness. Based on the pictures you posted, SJP looks better, but in general I'd give the nod to RZ. I mean Yoda.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 7, 2010 Posted February 7, 2010 Let's see...you have a couple of women who portray themselves as shameless sexplorationists. One has a penguin beak nose in her own series about her and her girlfriends who like getting their kicks. And essentially just played a sex neutral role in other movies and shows and apparently wants to keep them that way. The other one was disgustingly thin (until recently I guess) to a point that I guess only gay guys actually thought she was attractive (Not my statement, take it up with Denis Leary). She had a few highly risque scenes in a few movies. She's of nordic descent, I thought she was of Jewish descent. Neither one of them catch my attention much...I'ma hafta go with Yoda on this one.
Darca Lar Posted February 24, 2010 Author Posted February 24, 2010 Yoda? That's....gross. Not really into short green aliens. I'd take either compared to 900 yr. old Yoda.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 ^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you.
Gurges-Ahter Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Darca Lar said: Yoda? That's....gross. Not really into short green aliens. I'd take either compared to 900 yr. old Yoda. I'd say SJP and RZ are closer to the Ep. I Yoda (pre-CGI) that looked more like a used catcher's mitt. If the Yoda in your poll is Ep. I Yoda, it's a tie. If it's Yoda from any other movie, I'll take Yoda.
Lynk Former Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 GTA:SWcity said: ^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you. Actually that was me Just to be evil. *runs away*
Darth Avlectus Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Lynk Former said: Actually that was me Just to be evil. *runs away* Ah. So that's how you got your mojo.
Totenkopf Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 I going to have to go with Yoda as well. GA said: Hilarious. They both might qualify as the bottom 2 in celebrity attractiveness. Based on the pictures you posted, SJP looks better, but in general I'd give the nod to RZ. I mean Yoda.
Darca Lar Posted March 19, 2010 Author Posted March 19, 2010 GTA:SWcity said: ^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you. Actually I didn't. It was added by someone else.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 19, 2010 Posted March 19, 2010 Darca Lar said: Actually I didn't. It was added by someone else. Yup, everything about that is explained in post #13, but it's still your poll and it looks like I'm not the only one who chose Yoda either, so.....
Liverandbacon Posted March 19, 2010 Posted March 19, 2010 I don't think either of the women you posted are especially attractive. Yoda's hotness is unstoppable anyway. Proof follows: 1. Many people think that in men, Power=Attractiveness, or at least increases it greatly. 2. Yoda has a ton of power. 3. Therefore, Yoda is absurdly hot.
Darca Lar Posted March 22, 2010 Author Posted March 22, 2010 .....anyway...I know they aren't especially hot, that was the point of the poll. Which one is hotter than the other? Kind of like a "Would you rather?" type of question.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 Gimmie Stacy Keibler and we have a deal. 'Nuff said.
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