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Whose hotter? SJP or RZ?


Darca Lar

Sarah Jessica Parker or Renee Zellweger?  

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  1. 1. Sarah Jessica Parker or Renee Zellweger?

    • Sarah Jessica Parker
      2
    • Renee Zellweger
      5
    • Yoda
      22


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  • 5 weeks later...

Let's see...you have a couple of women who portray themselves as shameless sexplorationists.

 

One has a penguin beak nose in her own series about her and her girlfriends who like getting their kicks. And essentially just played a sex neutral role in other movies and shows and apparently wants to keep them that way.

 

The other one was disgustingly thin (until recently I guess) to a point that I guess only gay guys actually thought she was attractive (Not my statement, take it up with Denis Leary). She had a few highly risque scenes in a few movies. She's of nordic descent, I thought she was of Jewish descent.

 

Neither one of them catch my attention much...I'ma hafta go with Yoda on this one. :p

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Yoda? That's....gross. Not really into short green aliens. I'd take either compared to 900 yr. old Yoda.

 

I'd say SJP and RZ are closer to the Ep. I Yoda (pre-CGI) that looked more like a used catcher's mitt. If the Yoda in your poll is Ep. I Yoda, it's a tie. If it's Yoda from any other movie, I'll take Yoda. :thmbup1:

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I don't think either of the women you posted are especially attractive. Yoda's hotness is unstoppable anyway. Proof follows:

 

1. Many people think that in men, Power=Attractiveness, or at least increases it greatly.

 

2. Yoda has a ton of power.

 

3. Therefore, Yoda is absurdly hot.

 

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