purifier Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 No joke! http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/Man-Dressed-as-Cow-Steals-26-Gallons-of-Milk-120807919.html?dr "Police in Stafford County, Va., can't figure out what prompted a man to steal 26 gallons of milk while dressed in a cow costume." Maybe it was mad cow disease? Lol. Just when you think you've seen it all.
Lynk Former Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 It begins... they're taking human form and are rising up against us!! I knew this day would come.
mimartin Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 purifier said: "Police in Stafford County, Va., can't figure out what prompted a man to steal 26 gallons of milk while dressed in a cow costume." And they call themselves police. He stole the milk because his own udder was sore. Duh!
ChAiNz.2da Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 wow, I'm amoosed he went through with it.. afterall, the steaks were pretty high...
Miltiades Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 ChAiNz.2da said: wow, I'm amoosed he went through with it.. afterall, the steaks were pretty high... Well, he's definitely no coward, that's for sure.
Bob Lion54 Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 ChAiNz.2da said: wow, I'm amoosed he went through with it.. afterall, the steaks were pretty high... I think the video with the story pretty much outdid any puns you can come up with... Funny story, but the video was groan inducing. "Walmart needs to beef up their security." "It was a mooving violation." Yea...
Lynk Former Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 ...this thread now makes me wish a large asteroid would hurry up and hit the planet so we can all die already...
mimartin Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Lynk Former said: ...this thread now makes me wish a large asteroid would hurry up and hit the planet so we can all die already... You're being udderly ridiculous Lynk.
ChAiNz.2da Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Lynk Former said: ...this thread now makes me wish a large asteroid would hurry up and hit the planet so we can all die already... silly Lynk.. that's un-herd of
Totenkopf Posted April 29, 2011 Posted April 29, 2011 Moove on to another thread, Lynk, if these bad puns are bothering you so much. So, is a man in a pig suit stealing pork anywhere on the horizon...
Bob Lion54 Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 Well, since Bee Hoon hasn't posted in a while: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Qui-Gon Glenn Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 Grazing through this page, mostly for the bizarre title (got to verify that). I was struck as if by a hoof by pun after pun, and smiled through my cowl. I now must go make pasta, and moolten lava cake for desert. Punishment given with love <3
Mav Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 *pun* what a silly *pun* guy, he must have been really *pun* to steal that much *pun* milk.
Liverandbacon Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 Lynk Former said: It begins... they're taking human form and are rising up against us!! I knew this day would come. (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
Shem Posted April 30, 2011 Posted April 30, 2011 Lynk Former said: It begins... they're taking human form and are rising up against us!! I knew this day would come. It's a slow process, but it's coming!
Jae Onasi Posted May 10, 2011 Posted May 10, 2011 You know, I didn't hoof it in here fast enough for all this bull because I hadn't herd there were puns, so I'll horn in now because I cud, range far and wide with more tripe to milk this as much as I can just to annoy Lynk, and then go hide from the udder ridiculousness. Don't have a cow, Lynk!
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