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[Chevron 7 locke]

*While blasting gizka*

I'm not nude! I merley turned into the tenth doctor! and i'm not gold anymore! that only happends during the initial stages of regeneration!

*The gizka manage to back chev against the wall*

I have no clue how i'm gonna get outta this one

[Yar-El]

*Portal behind Chev opens, and suck him through to the land of Gizka*

 

*100.000,000,000,000,000 Gizka begin to jump frantically at Chev*

[Yar-El]

*Suddenly another portal opens, and a hand pulls him through to current day*

 

You will never get another Gizka drunk again. Now you know the consequences of giving them Irish beer. Hahaha..

[Yar-El]

Who should we invite into this group? Any suggestions?

[Chevron 7 locke]

I didn't get the gizka drunk! they simply shoed up in the TARDIS for some reason. I don-oh ****

*A time portal is opening and millions of gizka, dressed in sith robes carrying lightsabers, Gizka dressed in Dalek battle armor, Gizka-Borg, Gizka mercenaries and others come swarming out of the time portal*

I didn't do it! it wasn't me!

*the giza run right past chev and enter Trigger's quarters, another hundred enter CQ's quarters.*

What the-?

[Chevron 7 locke]

I'm just gonna wait until someone actually asks me for help...

[CommanderQ]

HELP? HELP? HA! HELP? We need some new recruits...hee hee hee hee....*grabs beer can*

[Chevron 7 locke]

Did you read the last few posts. there are about a hundred heavily armed gizka in your room and at least a thoudand in trigger's room

 

*Chev hears screams coming from trigger's room*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Gizka jumps on Chev's head*

You cannot escape your fate fool!

*Gizka begins strangeling chev*

Take this! *Blasts it with his shotgun*

*The Gizka remains unaffected until he pokes it, then it falls over dead. so...being the nice person he is, he sticks it in Trigger's bed*

[TriggerGod]

*inside my room, the Gizka have been slaughtered with ease.*

*chev sticks a dead gizka on bed*

*i chase chev*

[CommanderQ]

*Spits on Gizka that is attempting to escape with blaster rifle*

*Chevron accidently trips on one of my rifles and I get angry*

*Join Trigger in the chase for Chev*

[Chevron 7 locke]

Hey I offered to help, and I still have no clue where they came from, ah screw this! I'm just gonna trace the signal.

*jumps in the TARDIS and presses buttons and pulls levers*

Tracing signal!

*TARDIS De-materizalizes*

*TARDIS re-materizalizes on the planet of the evil gizka*

Well...that explains a few things...lets see here, evil gizka...evil gizka...more evil gizka...Bingo!

*Chev has spotted the evil gizka factory*

*An evil grin appears on Chev's face*

*Chev hefts rocket launcher and opens up on the power core of the factory*

*The factory asploes and the gizka get ticked*

*Chev hops in the TARDIS and heads back*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*After getting the crap kicked out of him by CQ and Trigger Chev is feeling a bit better*

I'm off to make sure Time period 71 alpha is secure, i gotta make sure IT hasn't gotten out

*Jumps in the TARDIS and leaves*

[Chevron 7 locke]

Welcome to the drunken time travlers Mr. BFA! if you wish to use a time portal, do so. if you wish to have a TARDIS, please take this sonic crowbar, go find a polic box and smack the police box with the crowbar for at least five hours. you should have a working TARDIS by then.

[The_Catto]

Thanks for the invite.

 

Cheers for that. *takes sonic crowbar*

Hmm ... Police box, where are you? *spots one not too far ahead, smile appears on BFA's face* ... eehhh heh heh heh, niiiiiice

[Chevron 7 locke]

Welcome to the drunken time travelers of star wars knights ultimate vader! if you wish to use a time portal, please do so! if you wish to own a TARDIS, please take this sonic crowbar, go find a polic box, and whack the police box with for about 5 hours, you should have a working TARDIS by then.

Have fun

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Chev comes back and his TARDIS is shot up*

It got Loose! Excuse me for a moment new members, i have to take care of something

*Grabs shotgun, windows vista, bazooka, and a handful of grendes and jumps in the TARDIS*

Be back in a sec!

*TARDIS dematerizalizes*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*TARDIS rematerizalizes*

Who wants to help me kill Michael jackson?

*Grabs a grende launcher and jumps back in the TARDIS*

[Ultimate Vader]

Hey there! I'm new here. Nice to meet you all.

[Alkonium]

Wait, how did Chev get ahold of my sonic crowbar?

[CommanderQ]

*shrugs with a worried expression*

 

I KNOW NOT!

 

Also...

*bows to the newcomers and puts on an English Accent*

 

I welcome you fine gentlemen to our fair social group of Drunkeness of the Time-Travelers. It is good that you help us expand the Drunken Empire....with your help, the Drunkens will soon rule the galaxy...AS WE KNOW IT:D

[Chevron 7 locke]

*TARDIS rematerializes and steals the Sonic crowbar*

I need this for a few minutes.

*TARDIS dematerializes yet again*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*TARDIS rematerializes, Chev runs out and whacks CQ with the sonic Crowbar*

Please don't use any accents in the Drunken time travlers of Star wars knights, we tahnk you for your coperation.

*Steals CQ's helmet and jumps back in the TARDIS*

Bye!

*TARDIS dematerializes*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*After listening to the Nyan Nyan song for five days straight, Chev has gone insane*

Nyan Nyan! Nyan Nyan! Ni haro Nyan!

*Jumps in the TARDIS and steals everyones Sonic Crowbars*

Nyan Nya! Nyan Nyan! Ni haro Nyan!

*Suddenly talks like gandolf* Nyan Nyan! Nyan Nyan! Ni haro Nyan!

*TARDIS Dematerizalizes*

[Alkonium]

*goes after Chev in his TARDIS, wielding a regular crowbar*

Oh, he is in for it.