Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 *While blasting gizka* I'm not nude! I merley turned into the tenth doctor! and i'm not gold anymore! that only happends during the initial stages of regeneration! *The gizka manage to back chev against the wall* I have no clue how i'm gonna get outta this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 *Portal behind Chev opens, and suck him through to the land of Gizka* *100.000,000,000,000,000 Gizka begin to jump frantically at Chev* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 *Suddenly another portal opens, and a hand pulls him through to current day* You will never get another Gizka drunk again. Now you know the consequences of giving them Irish beer. Hahaha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Who should we invite into this group? Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 I didn't get the gizka drunk! they simply shoed up in the TARDIS for some reason. I don-oh **** *A time portal is opening and millions of gizka, dressed in sith robes carrying lightsabers, Gizka dressed in Dalek battle armor, Gizka-Borg, Gizka mercenaries and others come swarming out of the time portal* I didn't do it! it wasn't me! *the giza run right past chev and enter Trigger's quarters, another hundred enter CQ's quarters.* What the-? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 I'm just gonna wait until someone actually asks me for help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 HELP? HELP? HA! HELP? We need some new recruits...hee hee hee hee....*grabs beer can* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 Did you read the last few posts. there are about a hundred heavily armed gizka in your room and at least a thoudand in trigger's room *Chev hears screams coming from trigger's room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 *Gizka jumps on Chev's head* You cannot escape your fate fool! *Gizka begins strangeling chev* Take this! *Blasts it with his shotgun* *The Gizka remains unaffected until he pokes it, then it falls over dead. so...being the nice person he is, he sticks it in Trigger's bed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 *inside my room, the Gizka have been slaughtered with ease.* *chev sticks a dead gizka on bed* *i chase chev* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 *Spits on Gizka that is attempting to escape with blaster rifle* *Chevron accidently trips on one of my rifles and I get angry* *Join Trigger in the chase for Chev* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 Hey I offered to help, and I still have no clue where they came from, ah screw this! I'm just gonna trace the signal. *jumps in the TARDIS and presses buttons and pulls levers* Tracing signal! *TARDIS De-materizalizes* *TARDIS re-materizalizes on the planet of the evil gizka* Well...that explains a few things...lets see here, evil gizka...evil gizka...more evil gizka...Bingo! *Chev has spotted the evil gizka factory* *An evil grin appears on Chev's face* *Chev hefts rocket launcher and opens up on the power core of the factory* *The factory asploes and the gizka get ticked* *Chev hops in the TARDIS and heads back* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 *After getting the crap kicked out of him by CQ and Trigger Chev is feeling a bit better* I'm off to make sure Time period 71 alpha is secure, i gotta make sure IT hasn't gotten out *Jumps in the TARDIS and leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 Welcome to the drunken time travlers Mr. BFA! if you wish to use a time portal, do so. if you wish to have a TARDIS, please take this sonic crowbar, go find a polic box and smack the police box with the crowbar for at least five hours. you should have a working TARDIS by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Catto Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Thanks for the invite. Cheers for that. *takes sonic crowbar* Hmm ... Police box, where are you? *spots one not too far ahead, smile appears on BFA's face* ... eehhh heh heh heh, niiiiiice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 Welcome to the drunken time travelers of star wars knights ultimate vader! if you wish to use a time portal, please do so! if you wish to own a TARDIS, please take this sonic crowbar, go find a polic box, and whack the police box with for about 5 hours, you should have a working TARDIS by then. Have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 *Chev comes back and his TARDIS is shot up* It got Loose! Excuse me for a moment new members, i have to take care of something *Grabs shotgun, windows vista, bazooka, and a handful of grendes and jumps in the TARDIS* Be back in a sec! *TARDIS dematerizalizes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 *TARDIS rematerizalizes* Who wants to help me kill Michael jackson? *Grabs a grende launcher and jumps back in the TARDIS* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Vader Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Hey there! I'm new here. Nice to meet you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Wait, how did Chev get ahold of my sonic crowbar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 *shrugs with a worried expression* I KNOW NOT! Also... *bows to the newcomers and puts on an English Accent* I welcome you fine gentlemen to our fair social group of Drunkeness of the Time-Travelers. It is good that you help us expand the Drunken Empire....with your help, the Drunkens will soon rule the galaxy...AS WE KNOW IT:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 *TARDIS rematerializes and steals the Sonic crowbar* I need this for a few minutes. *TARDIS dematerializes yet again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 *TARDIS rematerializes, Chev runs out and whacks CQ with the sonic Crowbar* Please don't use any accents in the Drunken time travlers of Star wars knights, we tahnk you for your coperation. *Steals CQ's helmet and jumps back in the TARDIS* Bye! *TARDIS dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 *After listening to the Nyan Nyan song for five days straight, Chev has gone insane* Nyan Nyan! Nyan Nyan! Ni haro Nyan! *Jumps in the TARDIS and steals everyones Sonic Crowbars* Nyan Nya! Nyan Nyan! Ni haro Nyan! *Suddenly talks like gandolf* Nyan Nyan! Nyan Nyan! Ni haro Nyan! *TARDIS Dematerizalizes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 *goes after Chev in his TARDIS, wielding a regular crowbar* Oh, he is in for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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