Artoo Posted January 20, 2002 Posted January 20, 2002 what does sp. mean? Also now tell of Ghandrhetts travels to distant places before he comes back to tell Frodo stuff.
Tie Guy Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 Originally posted by Artoo what does sp. mean? Also now tell of Ghandrhetts travels to distant places before he comes back to tell Frodo stuff. We're doing the movie version. Not everyone has read the books (including me) I'm just now starting them. BTW, is anyone playing the wraiths?
Boba Rhett Posted January 21, 2002 Author Posted January 21, 2002 Geah! why didn't you say your line? I guess the wraiths will just be played by bill and viper for now.
Tie Guy Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Geah! why didn't you say your line? I guess the wraiths will just be played by bill and viper for now. Uhh......line? I thought you leave, then you come back when the wraiths start coming and you see the mountain on fire and then we talk. If not, remind me of my line, eh?
Artoo Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 Say goodbye you 2 and then Ghandrhett give us the short version of your travels before you come back to Frodo.
Boba Rhett Posted January 21, 2002 Author Posted January 21, 2002 Fine, I'll do it. But you've only just arrived, why must you leave? says Tie. There are many questions to be answered. I must go see the leader of my order. He will know what to do. Don't worry Tie. GandRhett begins to walk out the door but turns sharply, gets into Tie face and says.... Keep the ring hidden and keep it safe. GandRhett then sets off to learn more about the ring of spam. For he suspects Frodos ring to be it. He reads through the ancient records of the obtaining of the ring by Leon GandRhett reads Leons' account: "Although I am bound with a great pain the writing on the ring begins to fade. Now, only fire awakens the inscription. GandRhett rides as fast as he can back to the shire.
Artoo Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 uuummmm is it just me Rhett or is Saruman supposed to come after he tells Frodo to set out? (I may just be totally mistaken)
Boba Rhett Posted January 21, 2002 Author Posted January 21, 2002 He goes to see him then comes back and tells him to set out. Were's Duder?!?
Wacky_Baccy Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett He goes to see him then comes back and tells him to set out. Were's Duder?!? Probably in bed! It's not 7a.m. yet UK time! Does he come on in the mornings?? I hope he does
Boba Rhett Posted January 21, 2002 Author Posted January 21, 2002 Wait, we skipped a big part! He suspects the ring, he goes and reads about it, he comes back, frodo sets of, he goes to see saruman? right? We need some retooling now. *retooling: DONE* Tie walks back to his house and find things strewn about. He cautiously walks in when all of a sudden GandRhett Grabs him from behind. Is it secret?! Is it safe?! Tie starts digging through an old trunk to find the ring. He pulls out the still sealed envelope and hands it to GandRhett takes the envelope and cast it into the fire. Tie looks on with a very confused look while GandRhett lets the envelope burn away revealing the ring and then plucks it out of the fire with tongs. GandRhett turns towards tie and instructs him to hold pout his hand. Dont worry. It's quite cool. GandRhett drops the ring into Ties' startled hand. Do you see anything, Tie? *Tie your up! Curse your need for sleep! *
Delphi's Clone Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 I'll be one of those evile people who got the spam rings
Artoo Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 I thought something was wrong Rhett. Are you not getting enough sleep? That sounds a little better. I think were sort of going by a movie/book hybrid. The movie is more suited for our needs, but who doesn't like Tom Bombadil? Speaking of that.... Is there anyone who will do Tom Bombadil when we need him? I am Tom Bombadil -darthfergie
Tie Guy Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 No, i don't see anything....wait, i see it now. It looks like some form of spammish but i can't read it.
Boba Rhett Posted January 21, 2002 Author Posted January 21, 2002 A grave look comes over GandRhetts' face. There are few people who can. The language is that of Spamdor, which I will not utter here. In the common tounge it reads, "One ring to scare them all, one ring to spam them, one ring to outnumber them all and in the darkness post them." It is part of a larger verse which goes, "Three Rings for the Forummers of Old who post under the sky, Seven for the Senatars, in their Private forum of stone, Nine for the Over Posters doomed to die, One for the Evil Spammer on his dark throne In the Land of 'Tell you I will' where the shadows lie. One Ring to scare them all, One Ring to spam them, One Ring to outnumber them all and in the darkness post them In the Land of 'Tell you I will' where the shadows lie." This ring is the ring of spam, forged by the dark lord, Rommel. Special thanks to Young David for that awesome verse!
Boba Rhett Posted January 21, 2002 Author Posted January 21, 2002 No Tie, You mustn't offer it to me. GandRhett backs away. *this is were you insist I take it again*
duder Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 Guys, I just had an amazing moment of clarity.... we're all incredibly sad, sad people Who is up next?
Tie Guy Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 Originally posted by duder Guys, I just had an amazing moment of clarity.... we're all incredibly sad, sad people Who is up next? you just noticed? Take it! Take it, Gandrhett!
Boba Rhett Posted January 22, 2002 Author Posted January 22, 2002 DON'T.... tempt me Tie. You must understand I would try and use the ring for good but it would eventually twist my to do it's evil bidding. The ring mustn't stay in the Off-Topic forum.
Artoo Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 sue the ring for good? That spelling error actually means something. That's pretty funny. I'm not sure court would let you get away with sueing the ring though.
Young David Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 We're almost at the part where Sam comes in He's mowing the grass or something outside ... at least ... that's what Gandarhett heard 5 minutes ago ...
darthfergie Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 *Rhett do you have the complete cast of actors???*
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