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Originally posted by Artoo

what does sp. mean? Also now tell of Ghandrhetts travels to distant places before he comes back to tell Frodo stuff.

 

We're doing the movie version. Not everyone has read the books (including me) I'm just now starting them.

 

 

 

BTW, is anyone playing the wraiths?

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Originally posted by Boba Rhett

Geah! why didn't you say your line? :D

 

I guess the wraiths will just be played by bill and viper for now. :D

 

Uhh......line? I thought you leave, then you come back when the wraiths start coming and you see the mountain on fire and then we talk.

 

If not, remind me of my line, eh? :D

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Fine, I'll do it. :p

 

But you've only just arrived, why must you leave? says Tie.

 

 

There are many questions to be answered. I must go see the leader of my order. He will know what to do. Don't worry Tie.

 

GandRhett begins to walk out the door but turns sharply, gets into Tie face and says....

 

Keep the ring hidden and keep it safe.

 

 

GandRhett then sets off to learn more about the ring of spam. For he suspects Frodos ring to be it.

 

He reads through the ancient records of the obtaining of the ring by Leon

 

 

GandRhett reads Leons' account: "Although I am bound with a great pain the writing on the ring begins to fade. Now, only fire awakens the inscription.

 

GandRhett rides as fast as he can back to the shire.

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Wait, we skipped a big part! :(

 

He suspects the ring, he goes and reads about it, he comes back, frodo sets of, he goes to see saruman? right? We need some retooling now. :D

 

 

*retooling: DONE*

 

 

 

Tie walks back to his house and find things strewn about. He cautiously walks in when all of a sudden GandRhett Grabs him from behind.

 

Is it secret?! Is it safe?!

 

Tie starts digging through an old trunk to find the ring. He pulls out the still sealed envelope and hands it to GandRhett takes the envelope and cast it into the fire.

 

Tie looks on with a very confused look while GandRhett lets the envelope burn away revealing the ring and then plucks it out of the fire with tongs.

 

GandRhett turns towards tie and instructs him to hold pout his hand.

 

Dont worry. It's quite cool.

 

GandRhett drops the ring into Ties' startled hand.

 

Do you see anything, Tie?

 

 

*Tie your up! Curse your need for sleep! :D*

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I thought something was wrong Rhett. Are you not getting enough sleep?:p That sounds a little better. I think were sort of going by a movie/book hybrid. The movie is more suited for our needs, but who doesn't like Tom Bombadil?:D Speaking of that....

 

Is there anyone who will do Tom Bombadil when we need him?

 

I am Tom Bombadil -darthfergie

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A grave look comes over GandRhetts' face.

 

There are few people who can. The language is that of Spamdor, which I will not utter here. In the common tounge it reads, "One ring to scare them all, one ring to spam them, one ring to outnumber them all and in the darkness post them."

 

It is part of a larger verse which goes,

"Three Rings for the Forummers of Old who post under the sky,

Seven for the Senatars, in their Private forum of stone,

Nine for the Over Posters doomed to die,

One for the Evil Spammer on his dark throne

In the Land of 'Tell you I will' where the shadows lie.

One Ring to scare them all, One Ring to spam them,

One Ring to outnumber them all and in the darkness post them

In the Land of 'Tell you I will' where the shadows lie."

 

This ring is the ring of spam, forged by the dark lord, Rommel.

 

 

 

Special thanks to Young David for that awesome verse! :)

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