Sherack Nhar Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 Here are the rules: you have to submit the funniest quotes you've heard sometime during the week. You also have to post where you heard them, who said it, what's the context, etc. Here's mine: "Are you fully clothed, Kevin?" This line was delivered by none other than our very own Darth Rommel, obviously very annoyed by Kvan, who said he had to go to work...twenty minutes earlier! Post yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 "If you are what you eat, does that make you a cannibal?" I said it when i was pondering it one day and just said it out of the blue to two of my friends at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 "What is this thing you call love?" It was said by me while impersonating my brothers newly upgraded computer. I was teasing him about it becoming sentient. ______________________________________________ "Why are we looking up the entire crews noses?" or "So,...... are they just making it up as they go now?" Refering to some of the second season episodes of TNG. I bet some fo you know what I'm talking about. ______________________________________________ "Wow, that's the first flamingly gay man I've ever seen!" Your better off not knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 what the.... im calling myself! A guy at my work when trying to call home, his cell phone rang... he was calling himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 "I'm telling you, if they had half a brain up there they... well, it would be a good start anyways!" Our Computer Tech to me, at work, in reference to our COMM center (Our System has been down all week, hence why I haven't been posting lately, and why this quote was made!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 That was enthralling... for 4.3 seconds This was me, talking to Rommel who was rambling on about an AOK game forever, he finally shut up, he asked if I found it interesting, and I gave that response. I'm getting married, but I still have big room in my heart for all the girls. Very big. A little too big, seriously I can't drink coke anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duder Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 They are a threat to democracy! George 'Dubya' Bush talking about the far left 'Marxist' Colombian terrorist group. I've resigned myself to laughter when I hear hypocrisy on this level! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 "I can go from zero to B*tch in 1.2 seconds, Dont F**k with me!" This girl at my school.... it was pretty funny... the guy who she was talking to was completely stunned she got the line from a sound on the net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 "I think I hear one of those silent alarms." from the movie The Big Hit. (The one w/ Tim Allen & others about a nuke in Miami; VERY funny movie) Personal quote: In my gov't class my prof was detailing a case about free speech and said: "He was arrested for having the F-word on his jacket." someone immediatly asked: "You mean F**k?" He was asked to leave the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TieDefender75 Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Do you go to sleep? this is what my friend said to me when i was talking to her late at night. my resonce was "LOL,sure dont we all:p !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 That was so funny...I dropped my noodle! Said by a "chefly-inclined" friend of mine who was making noodles when another friend said a joke that made her crack up so hard that she dropped the noodle she happened to be holding. It was a product of total randomness. We cracked up for about five minutes straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 ARE YOU AWAKE! My mom waking me this morning. my answer: Yes, i am now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uutont Fær Uulion Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 My Pocket Hurts found deeply inbedded in Phtoshop 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 In all those scrolling text messages on that info page thingy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Originally posted by Wraith 8 "I can go from zero to B*tch in 1.2 seconds, Dont F**k with me!" This girl at my school.... it was pretty funny... the guy who she was talking to was completely stunned she got the line from a sound on the net Who? This is very important to me ... cause I think 1.2 seconds is really fast and avoiding bitches seems beter to me than running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fido4fox Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 Bounty Hunters, sometimes you need their scum! The Force.net banner ad. It makes me laugh each time I see it! Fido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 "You broke my eyebrow!" I was playing with some other kids and I accidentally hit one of the kid's sister! It was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natopo Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Bah! I'd rather have a Taco for breakfast than one of those! Captain Drake, when I was telling him how much I loved Pop-Tarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 Since it's a new week do we get a new quote theme now? Like most inspiring, or most obscure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 ok, today I had the joy of listening to one of my co-workers trying to tell a customer on the phone where our store is located. Here is the one-sided transcript (the ... is when the other person is speaking): "...Yes, we are in the mall...Columbiana Centre...No, not Columbia Mall, Columbiana Centre...yes, Columbiana Centre, right inside the food court...Columbiana Centre...inside the food court......Columbiana Centre......yes, Columbiana Centre's food court...No, Columbiana Centre...food court...Columbiana Centre...ok, goodbye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! I heard this on another message board, but I don't remember who said it. I just use it whenever anyone says they were faster than me at something. Why do women put on makeup to get the natural look? I have no idea where I heard this. You can only bend reality so far before it bends you back! The 8-Bit Theater @ Nuklearpower.com, talking a/b the black mage's power. there they are, hope you like them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Friend and i were talking about Starcraft strategies once & his Grandpa overheard us and told us we should "Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the night." We got to thinking and it actually worked with the terrans....the nuking that is, not the glowing and shooting at night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted May 11, 2002 Author Share Posted May 11, 2002 I'm reviving this thread because I wanted to share something Eets said in yet another of our MSN chats: Who says boobies have to be sensual to be stiffening? We were talking about Ghost in the Shell's heroine, Miss Kusanagi, and her tendency to take off her clothes often throughout that movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 As Sherack would say: "Eets' perverted mind strikes again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roatigas Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 "On a scale of one to homey, he's homey" A nice little quote that's been circulating around. Basically said when I was trying to describe a certain person, using a number scale of sorts. "Put this in your burette and titre it" During long lessons of Chemistry the hours can be long and dull. I said this while we were doing a titration experiment to lift the boredom a little bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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