Boba Rhett Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 My Brother-in-law is always asking this question. So I thought I'd ask you guys. I personally would rather be killed by a Tiger. Being in water, "not a natural place for someone to be" and having a huge killing machine that's built for water travel hunting you just freaks me out, terribly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 I would like to be killed by a beautiful female assassin, who's main method of attack is jumping on y... err, yeah that's it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 You have a strange brother in law... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 its a strange question but ill answer it cuz you asked it (and i also get to up my post count by 1) Rhett's reasoning was very good, but im personally not scared of water, so a shark's fine. But where my preference is, is to be killed quickly if its gonna happen. And i would assume a shark being way bigger than a human, and its mouth being big enough to fit most of you in, i would say a shark is a quicker death....so maybe a shark But still having your legs bitten off before you die, can be unlikable, and a tiger usually ounces on you and rips your stomach, so thats painful too...; so its basically a hard question to answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Well ... if it is an option ... I'd rather not be killed anytime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 don't tigers usually go for the neck? quick death... that's the ticket! sharks, on the other hand... they take a bit... swim away... wait for you to weaken up a bit, come back... 'nother bite... ... a quick bite from a tiger sounds much better to me i'd rather not die, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 I'm with YD here Kthx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 A crazy yet brilliant poet once wrote: "Of all the wonders i have heard, it seems most strange That men should fear, seeing that death, a neccessary end, will come when it will come." In case you didn't know, that was from Julius Caesar by Shakespeare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by krkode And i would assume a shark being way bigger than a human, and its mouth being big enough to fit most of you in, i would say a shark is a quicker death....so maybe a shark Well to be truthful death by a Shark would take londer than a Tiger. Sharks are not killing machienes. They only bite to find out what it is, so normally tey don't end up eating the rest of you. Tigers on the other hand have killing instincts, meaning they move out and don't move in until they kill or they get killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 in a crowded arena by a tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Darth_Rommel don't tigers usually go for the neck? quick death... that's the ticket! sharks, on the other hand... they take a bit... swim away... wait for you to weaken up a bit, come back... 'nother bite... ... a quick bite from a tiger sounds much better to me i'd rather not die, though My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Eets'chula I would like to be killed by a beautiful female assassin, who's main method of attack is jumping on y... err, yeah that's it Amen, brotha Eets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Tigers go for neck- Instant kill I don't wont to die tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idiot00001 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 I would pick the one that killed me the fastest, which would probably be the Tiger. Not being killed at all would be the best though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 How about a Tiger Shark? Its the perfect combination. Like others have said I'd rather not die at the moment. Sithcloak P.S. Their is a type of shark with that name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Originally posted by Sithcloak How about a Tiger Shark? Its the perfect combination. Like others have said I'd rather not die at the moment. Sithcloak P.S. Their is a type of shark with that name. I think there is And me too, i'd rather not die, not just yet;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibalscipio Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 I would rather die in a titanic struggle with a giant tiger, breathing my last breaths as I choke the creature to death, inso doing saving my village from a great menace and danger, and by my great courage being forever emblazoned in the memory and history of my people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 HUH? And yes there are tiger sharks. I petted one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Originally posted by Rogue Nine HUH? And yes there are tiger sharks. I petted one of them. I petted a goat once... Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Originally posted by Rogue Nine HUH? He wants to die a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 I petted a goat too, at the zoo! Count me in ... for petting a goat. Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 What about getting killed by a goat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 The good thing is, a tiger shark wouldn't be able to kill you even if you slapped it in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaming Nut Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 A shark casue tigers already kill tons of people wouldn't even make the news. If a shark ate me whole thou I'd get on T.V. and maybe documentrys about shark attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 7, 2002 Author Share Posted June 7, 2002 I like the way hannibalscipio thinks. And Gaming Nut, what if it only ate half of you and nobody knew that you went into the ocean, so you in your semi concious, wretchedly mangled state, float in the ocean for hours until more sharks start coming. They slowly would nibble, maybe taking a few chomps into your soft, meaty flesh to test it and see if it's to their liking. Then they all move in at once and starts fighting over you. You try to scream, but one of your lungs has already been punctured and you just don't have the strength or will to do so anyway. The only thing you can do is to float there and accept your fate. :freakout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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