Havoc Stryphe Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs and hides, remebering to stay off sidewalks* j/k Congrats Eets, have fun (Remember, pedestrians are worth 100 pts each, 200 on a bike!)
Eets Posted August 8, 2002 Author Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Havoc Stryphe [b(Remember, pedestrians are worth 100 pts each, 200 on a bike!) [/b] They're worth 400 if you can knock the pedestrian off the bike, and send the bike into a tree!
Havoc Stryphe Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Eets They're worth 400 if you can knock the pedestrian off the bike, and send the bike into a tree! you sick, sick little monkey! I LIKE IT!!!!!
Zygomaticus Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Have fun, man and dont drive drunk! I will be taking my written test soon (which i hope to pass) and then learners permit, and a couple o' months later!! Look out, its Road Scholar!!!
Boba Rhett Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 How much are old ladies and people riding lawn mowers? Cuz I think I got short changed. Congrats, Eets!
Kryllith Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Eets Guess what guys! I got my learner's permit today! Man, I feel old... Kryllith
Tie Guy Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Geez, i got my license in June. I thought you were older than that, eets. BTW, how much are telephone poles?
Havoc Stryphe Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Kryllith Man, I feel old... Kryllith Yeah, tell me about it! Oh to be 16 again......*thinks back to 16*......um...nevermind!
Treacherous Mercenary Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 *Shall be getting his permit soon...* The thing is, it won't even last a year as I plan on a liscense before the permit ends ... I'll have to turn over my ID though instead of keeping it ... Oh well, congrats to you Eets. Just make sure to drink an drive and whatever illegal stuff. Ooops. Did I say that out loud ? J/k, j/k of course
Paragon_Leon Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 License... license... o yeah, now i remember ! that little piece of paper i got about 9 years ago (i wasn't interested in getting it earlier). that little piece that is put to good use since i haven't had a single accident in 9 years of VERY intense driving.
Silenthunter Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Tie Guy BTW, how much are telephone poles? - 200 Couples are 300 Oh, BTW, Conga Rats Eets!
Rogue Nine Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Remember, little old men and ladies in wheelchairs are 500, with a 100 point bonus if you send 'em flying. And groups of kids start off at 50 points for the first kid you hit, but then the point multipliers come in and you get at least 1000 points out of the bunch. I be a sick little person.
Wraith 5 Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 i agree with everyone else that fells old.... and i was just able to get rid of my black license... (for thouse of you that don't know, in minnesato you get a drivers license with a black stripe on it untill you turn 21)
Darth Homer Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 YOU NEED A LISCENSE TO DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OH SWEET JEEBUS!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Sherack Nhar Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Tie Guy Geez, i got my license in June. I thought you were older than that, eets. BTW, how much are telephone poles? Hey! I'm about to turn 18 and I still have to get my learner's permit! Congrats, Eets!
TheMadDoofer Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Annoying little yip-yip dogs: 500 points times the number of people's lawns the dog has used the restrom on.
Treacherous Mercenary Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Grr.. I think I should get my permit.. I should have gotten it by now, but I wasn't ambitious to do so. I'll just be a chopper pilot instead . Better than worrying about hitting traffic .
Kryllith Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Since we're talking about being old and about the point system for hitting people with cars... Anyone here (besides me) know what movie introduced the idea of earning points for hitting people with a car? For that matter, has anyone else seen the movie? Kryllith
Clefo Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Buses are worth 700 plus 25 for every patron on the bus
Rogue Nine Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Sherack Nhar Hey! I'm about to turn 18 and I still have to get my learner's permit! Congrats, Eets! Same here. I can probably drive better than my parents, though.
Havoc Stryphe Posted August 8, 2002 Posted August 8, 2002 Originally posted by Kryllith Since we're talking about being old and about the point system for hitting people with cars... Anyone here (besides me) know what movie introduced the idea of earning points for hitting people with a car? For that matter, has anyone else seen the movie? Kryllith Absolutely! Death Race 2000 starring Sylvester Stalone & David Carridine! It was Sly's very first big screen movie, I believe. "It must be Euthenasia day at the Retirement home!" I loved that movie!
Artoo Posted August 9, 2002 Posted August 9, 2002 Hitting and popping the neighbors soccer ball that always goes over the fence - 300 points A family of squirrels caught under the car wheel - 1500 points Hitting every set of trash cans on the block on your way to work on trash morning. - 5000 points Barely missing a hillbilly and not having your tires or windows blown out by his boomstick. - priceless I just had to do that. Someone feel free to write a better one.
Silenthunter Posted August 9, 2002 Posted August 9, 2002 Oh, and people smooching on a park bench is 700
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