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Blasphemy, blasphemy, BLASPHEMY!

 

Episodes 4 through 6 must stand as they are! What....is....wrong....with you people?!

 

Youngsters today, no appreciation of the arts, the classics!

 

This is so out of line I'm not even gonna comment with calm diplomacy and contemplated arguments!

 

Instead, I'll make it my eternal mission to hunt you down! I'll bargain immortality or rise from the grave to ensure the rest of your existence will be lived out in a pain amplifier! After your demise I'll drag your screaming souls with me to the deepest pit of the Abyss and inflict such agonizing torture upon you in a vain attempt to quench my conflagrating hatred! I'll tear your souls to shreds, call down upon you the incarnations of your deepest terrors and render your minds with unholy dread! Your pain will be awed in the Inferno for eons to come!

 

 

 

 

...but seriously, I don't approve of the idea.....at all.

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Originally posted by Jubatus

Blasphemy, blasphemy, BLASPHEMY!

 

Episodes 4 through 6 must stand as they are! What....is....wrong....with you people?!

 

Youngsters today, no appreciation of the arts, the classics!

 

This is so out of line I'm not even gonna comment with calm diplomacy and contemplated arguments!

 

Instead, I'll make it my eternal mission to hunt you down! I'll bargain immortality or rise from the grave to ensure the rest of your existence will be lived out in a pain amplifier! After your demise I'll drag your screaming souls with me to the deepest pit of the Abyss and inflict such agonizing torture upon you in a vain attempt to quench my conflagrating hatred! I'll tear your souls to shreds, call down upon you the incarnations of your deepest terrors and render your minds with unholy dread! Your pain will be awed in the Inferno for eons to come!

 

 

 

 

...but seriously, I don't approve of the idea.....at all.

 

 

yeaaaah.....you keep going with that buddy

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i don't know how old you are Jubatus, but i don't consider myself to be a youngster (i wish i still was) it is simply 'what ifs' for fun, plus this thread isn't specifically about star wars, the initial question was what film would you like to see remade, and i don't mean classics, i mean films that were based on a good story but the film sucked.

 

anyway, how about orlando bloom as luke skywaker?

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Originally posted by Darth Knight

 

 

yeaaaah.....you keep going with that buddy

 

The last line of my post should have given away that all the stuff written before it was meant in jest in the way it was formulated, though the essential point was serious enough hence the last line.

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

It's called "The Special Edition". New effects were already added in 1997. To completely remake the movies would be the most Idiot thing to come about since Batman and Robin.

 

This is the worst topic I have ever read.:rolleyes:

 

 

what is the matter with you guys you acted like he slaped your mother or somthing

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A remake of ep 4 5 6 WTF!!!???

 

like Jub says its blasphemy, I dont even approve of the SE version.

 

They are perfect just as they are, if anything remake EP 1 and change Jar Jars voice to something less stoooopid!

 

Some things are better for their imperfections, If it was totally remade it would have none of its character or charm.

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Not many movie remakes actually do any good anyway. Oceans 11 is meant to be better as the original, not the one that came out last year....

 

Imagine movie masterpieces like Apocalypse Now(Redux just adds footage originally shot then anyway), 2001: A Space Odessey, etc They would suck, just like Planet Of The Apes did....

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that's my point exactly, ocean's 11 the original sucked but the recent remake was very good. I never said that i wanted the OT remade, i was just asking who would play which parts if it was.

Have none of you any imagination?

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Originally posted by SivyB

Imagine ep 4 –6 remade with today’s SFX capabilities, how cool would that be!

 

Originally posted by SivyB

I never said that i wanted the OT remade

 

Gotta love a person standing firmly by their words :rolleyes:

 

But you're right, technically you didn't say you wanted a remake of the Original Trilogy, you only indicated it rather spiritedly. Go you ;)

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yes suggesting remakes of ep iv - vi is blasphemous

 

BUT THERES WORSE!!

 

theyre remaking The Italian Job with BMW's!! ... i mean .... i cant put into words how that makes me feel

 

GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLSSSSS I HATE THEM ALL .... doesnt even come close

 

(sorry had to say that ... first they ruin the car ... now they ruin the film ... is no mini enthusiast safe?!!)

 

edit: BLOODY AMERICANS

 

edit2: i dont know if its americans for sure ..... but i would bet on it

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STREET FIGHTER!!!! remake it or burn every copy of the movie

THE FAST AND THE FURIOS!!! take out all of the one liners and those lines that repeat/fully explain things that are already a given, don't talk when you don't need to!! "move closer!" "allright" "closer!" "moving in!" give me a ****in break, "you know what she ran?" "no, what did she run" how about "no, what was it?"

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