DashRendar Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Dash going back to his custodian duties starts sweeping up random droid parts of the 11b. All of the sudden a bottle flies out of the sky and whacks him in the head. Dash is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 *Homer walks out of the bathroom ready for some whoop-ass* "now then, I shall demonstrate my mighty martial arts powers!!" *Homer then assumes the "Karate Kid" pose (you know, hands above head, standing on one foot)* "WAAAAAAaaaaaaa" *Homer then loses his balance and falls over onto Havoc* Havoc is out for 2 posts "Um, whoops, ok, here we go..." *Homer proceeds to go Jackie Chan on everyone in the room.* Tie Guy, Eets, Wraith 8, Boba Rhett, Krkode, and TheMadDoofer are all down for 5 posts. "Whew, that took alot out of me." *Homer sits at a barstool and has a drink.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 *Homer casually sits, sipping his drink, waiting to see if anyone recovers quickly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 *Eets suddenly jumps to his feet* "Ha! You are no match for a chihuaha that knows karate!" He says, with his lips still moving after he finishes speaking. *Eets kicks Homer's arse five ways till friday* Homer is out for 4 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 *Homer also knows how to recover faster than allowed.* *Homer's lips are greviuosly out of sync with his words* SO! You threaten me? I shall give you... *Homer's lips flap for a few seconds* ..a beating you will never forget! *Eets stands around waiting for Homer to stop gesturing and making weird faces* "Oh yeah? Prove it big guy!" *The two launch into a fight, with the action more campy than a troop of Boy Scouts.* *In the end, Eets emerges victorius. Homer makes one last statement before slipping into unconsciousnees.* You're Dog-fu is strong, grasshopper....hey! BIRDIES!!! *whump!!* Homer is down for the remaining 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 *Eets jumps up and down barking* Oh yeah! BOOYAH! Who's yer doggy?! w00t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 "I will avenge your death, Homer!" Crazyus Dogus picks up Eets and tries to throw him but instead accidentely drops him on Darth Homer. Darth Homer is out for 2 more posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 *Wraith slowly opens his eyes and sees Eets jumping up and down* *there is a coke can lying at Wraith's feet and he picks it up.* *he looks at the can* *it sais: * *Wraith throws the can at Eets and hit him on the head* *eets falls to the floor and faints* Eets is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 *TheMadDoofer recovers.* "Stupid...Japanese...stunt actors!" *Throws a Pepsi Blue at Homer, it hits him over the head and starts spouting blue liquid* Homer: HELP ME, I'm MELTING!!! Homer down for 8 posts HAHA! Payback time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Artoo after having taken the opening punch and watched all the ensuing violence and destruction of the bar, decides that life's not worth living anymore and tries to take himself out. He decides that the bathroom would be the easiest place to do so but upon entering the odor from all the various substances overwhelms him and he falls unconscious. Artoo is out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Tie pulls out a thermal detonator and flips the timer to 5 seconds. Then throws it out the window and watches as it incenerates a few random people on the street. A few random people on the street are down for 10 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishflesh Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 if got my new PC and i cant stop playing! :compcry: Down for 10 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Crazy Dog calls in his army. The ATAT tries to go through the door... Bartender out for 5 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Silenthunter walks in with his super-suped up Nerf gun and see the chaos. He takes aim and pops the nearest standing person (which happens to be Crazyus Dogus) right between the eyes. Crazyus Dogus down for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 "Ooh. Nerf war, Nerf war!" Tie pulls out a a gun and shoots a foam sticky dart staright at silenthunter. Silenthunter is down for 0 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Silenthunter pumps up his gun to maximum velocity and shoots at Tie Guy. Tie ducks and it hits Dash. Silenthunter: "Whoops, sorry." Dash is down for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 you forgot about me!! *pulls out a nerf bazooka and fires it point blank at silenthunter, who flies backwards into tie guy, slaming them both thruogh a wall* Tie Guy is down for 4 posts. SilentHunter is down for 3 post, b/c Tie Guy was between him and the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 *J-duo Wakes up and downs a 2-liter Vanilla Coke to clear his now permantly hazy brain. Eets stares.* "How on God's green earth are you still alive???" *J-duo smiles nastily and rips one. Nearby windows sizzles and starts melting.* "I'm immune." *Pulls out a Nerf Razorbeast and a ten-foot ammo belt and unloads at Eets.* EETS ONLY DOWN FOR 2 POSTS, BUT IS COVERED IN APPROXIMATELY 6,521 NERF DARTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 "Ah that's OK." Dash whips ou this Hold-Out Nerf Gun and fires it at Jatt, but misses. The ball being highly illegal rubber(custom made by Dash himself) bounces all around the hitting Eets but his new armored shell of nerf darts, although falling off of him, protects him from the ball. After bouncing off of Eets it takes aim at JD whacking him right in the back of the head and making him spill the rest of his Vanilla Cola all over himself. JediDuo is out for 2 posts. Next it's Sh's poor fallen body. Bouncing of his head it knocks into another bottle of Wraithy Cola spilling it's contents everywhere spreading insanity on whoever it touches. SH is down for another post Rhett, Mad Doofer, and Homer are down for 1 post. The ball's final destination point is Dash himself. Whacking him right in the nose Dash falls to the ground after screaming "AH MY NOSE!" The ball then gets stuck in a crevice of the wall. Dash is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 *falls on Homer* *Homer passes gas* Everyone but Homer and Rhett* down for 1 post * = Has lived with Chase long enough that he is immune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Whew, that was close, huh, Rhett? Rhett? Put the bat do.. *Homer ducks quickly, narrowly avoiding Rhett's homerrun shot* Alright, you asked for it!! *Homer dodges a couple more swings until in range and gives Rhett a Stone Cold Stunner* Wow, that thing actually worked. Someone toss me a beer...oh, everyone's down! Hehe... *Homer grabs a beer and tosses it in the air to himself.* Boba Rhett is down for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Tie Guy picks up a rock and throws it at the bottle of beer above Homer. The bottle shatters and the broken fragments of glass dig themselves into Homer's face. Homer is down for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Dash runs over to the crevice and grabs his red rubber ball. He aims carefully and throws the ball right at Tie's forehead. Tie all of the sudden moves to get another stone to finsih of Homer's beer and the ball hits the wall, comes back and whacks Dash right in the mouth. "Rell ry gress ry rearned nat." Dash has lost 3 teeth and is down for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 After a brief trip to the weapons store, TheMadDoofer pulls out a gnort launcher. *Shoots Tie Guy* "DIE! DAMMIT!" Tie Guy down for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 *TheMadDoofer doesn't notice Homer running at him* "Tie!! NOOOOOO!!!!" *Homer jump-kicks Doofer's head a la Jan Lee from DOA3* "WAAAAAaaaaaaa......" TheMadDoofer is down for 6 posts *Homer looks around for anyone else.* *All of a sudden a board comes out of nowhere and whacks him in the face.* *Homer's mysterious assailant turns out be.........* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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