guybrush guy Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Q: arg matey! did anybody hear about the new pirate movie A: it be rated AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (that joke has been in my head all day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 It's also very, very, old. So old, in fact, that somebody used to have it in their sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guybrush guy Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 damn, i just herd it a few weak ago, but i'm shure that there some one that has not herd it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 kill me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabacco Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling their adventures on the high seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "Arr, well, I was swept overboard into a school o' sharks. Just as me men were pullin' me out, a shark bit off me leg." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?" "Well...", replied the pirate, "We was boardin' an enemy ship and while we battled the other sailors with swords. One o' the scurvy sailors cut me hand clean off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?" "Arr, a seagull pooped in me eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked. "Well..." said the pirate, "it was me first day with the hook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Hmm someone's been reading the FHM jokes page... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond? A: ARRRchetype. There once was a mighty pirate captain who commanded a mighty pirate crew. Every battle they fought ended with their victory! Yet this captain's crew always pondered "Why does our captain always wear his red shirt into battle?". They never asked this question for long though, for a battle won is a battle won. What his crew did not know was that the captain wore his red shirt so that if ever he were to be wounded, his crew would not know and continue fighting valiantly. And so on and on the pirates looted and plundered, the captain always wearing his red shirt. And then one day the king's navy surprised the pirates. Surrounded they were and outnumbered 50 to 1! The pirate captain, seeing the odds that lay before him, turned to his first mate and said "Bring me my brown pants!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Originally posted by Gabez "Bring me my brown pants!" LOL ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Err..... I don't get it:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 The guy was so scared he needed BROWN pants to camoflauge something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercatfat Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Dirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guybrush guy Posted September 22, 2002 Author Share Posted September 22, 2002 lets just say he DROPED THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Oh, I thought he never wore pants in the first place and he fought all his battles with his genitils showing! btw, it would be better if he had yellow pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Just because he was scared doesn't mean he was a coward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 In fact no, wait. Thats stupid hellbeard. Do you get this joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Perhaps toilet humour doesnt travel well cross-culturally. Maybe its only us filthy British that appreciate the value of a joke about 'the brown dog barking at the back door'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Heh, that reminds me of Black Adder IV. Von Richthoven: How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you, the basis of an entire culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guybrush guy Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 yes, i love the toilet, it's verry amusing, espicaly when it floods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 British humour is very unique, I think. Sometimes the Americans, and the other Europeans to a lesser extent, don't get the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by LucasTones In fact no, wait. Thats stupid hellbeard. Do you get this joke? No, can you explain it to me!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sopabuena Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Oh ok. Its a known fact that pirate urine was brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by guybrush guy Q: arg matey! did anybody hear about the new pirate movie A: it be rated AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (that joke has been in my head all day) Arg! Did any body hear about the old pirate movie joke? It be craaap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by guybrush guy yes, i love the toilet, it's verry amusing, espicaly when it floods Me too *Nods smiling stupidly* *Kisses tiolet bowl* *Starts drinking from it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellbeard Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Q: What do you get if you cross a Mojoian and another Mojoian? A: A really stupid Mojoian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by Kjølen Me too *Nods smiling stupidly* *Kisses tiolet bowl* *Starts drinking from it* Man, steve we all gotta love ur sense of humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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