DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Well, I thought this was funny...recently I went to Los Angeles and I saw a license plate with this quote: "Ex-lovers make great speed bumps" Now is that funny or what? Please donate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 How do you manage to fit an entire sentence onto a license plate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 i saw a licence customized to say, mad hadder, abbreviated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Best liscence plate ever is from Seinfeld. ASSMAN. This is from the episode when Kramer was pretending to be a proctologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 I think they mean the liscense plate frame. I saw a frame on a jeep wrangler once. Top: "It's a jeep thing." Bottom: "You wouldnt understand." I saw another one on a jeep. This was upsidedown. "If you can read this, flip me over! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 I think they mean the liscense plate frame. Yeah thats what I meant...but hey, anything on a license plate thats funny will do! That jeep one is hillarious. I've seen it b4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yun the Sith Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 I saw a plate I thought was pretty good, but I saw it on their front bumper. "TI 3VOM" Which when the person in front of them looked in their rear view mirror at them, it read MOVE IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 lol...thats a good one...i personally would have put : HCTIBEVOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 The best one I've evr seen was "GOBUCKS" or "BOOMIAMI" J/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 Hahahahahahahaha!!! Trust me, Ohio State doesn't stand a chance!! We've been undefeated for two years. Our QB has never lost a game. Neither has the coach. A symbol of greatness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Yoda™ Hahahahahahahaha!!! Trust me, Ohio State doesn't stand a chance!! We've been undefeated for two years. Our QB has never lost a game. Neither has the coach. A symbol of greatness! I know, I'm just acting like OSU's better. I bet Miami cheats. OSU's played so awful this year, I don't know how they came this far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 Whoa man....how does Miami cheat? The only team to even come close to beating us was another Florida team, (of course) FSU. Personally I like the Gators the best. Then comes UM. Then FSU. But unfortunately, Gators lost to Michigan 38 to 30 and Florida State lost to Georgia 26 to 13. The only thing left for us now is the Fiesta Bowl. Go UM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 I was just kidding. I really think UM's going to win, I'm just sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 "horn not working, look for finger" "my other car is a Lamborghini" "my other car is a piece of sh@t too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 GO BUCKS! UM LOST! I'M HAPPY! Ok, I got it out of my system. I can't talk right now because I lost my voice, because OSU won, did I metion that? So Darth Yoda, what did you think of the game? It was one of the best football games I've ever seen, and not just because Ohio State won, even if they had lost, it would've been the best football game ever. Wow, to win it in double overtime was just sweet. OSU's defence is one of the best ever. Clarett, and Krenzel are awsome. Ok, I'm done now, I just don't know anybody, personally, who likes Miami, so I had to brag to Darth Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 "If you can read this, GET OFF MY ASS!" "Go ahead, hit me. I could use the money." (I love that one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 O.O I see people are talking about my homestate of Oklahoma... oh well I dont care... "Caution driver carries a gun" "Mother of 4 can take any one down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 heh, a car with this liscence plater is parked reguarly roudn the corner H1BUS. It parks right behind a bus stop And on the sticky things - If you can read this you are likely to die from the poisonous exhaust fumes coming form my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 4, 2003 Author Share Posted January 4, 2003 Well Skate Boy, congrats. To tell you the truth, that pass interference call on Miami was the worst call made in history. It would have all ended there. If you saw the game, you know I'm right. But hey, I'm a good sport. Congratulations to OSU. Still though, we are a better team overall. It was the first time we lose in 3 years. I still love UM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 "STFU" or "WTF?" would make nice licence plates too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 I think what he originally meant was a bumper sticker that had that text on it, not a licence plate..... There are a few classics out there "I am not a B@tch every day (Today is not one of those days )" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Yoda™ Well Skate Boy, congrats. To tell you the truth, that pass interference call on Miami was the worst call made in history. It would have all ended there. If you saw the game, you know I'm right. But hey, I'm a good sport. Congratulations to OSU. Still though, we are a better team overall. It was the first time we lose in 3 years. I still love UM! I agree, that last call was a little echy.( I just made that word up!) But, we were cheated so many other times, that I don't feel bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 The best bumper sticker I have ever seen is "My kid ****ed your honour roll student." Thought that was frickin' hilarious. I've seen a few licence plates too, like "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.", and "Don't laugh, it's paid for." If I remember anymore, I'll post them here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 5, 2003 Author Share Posted January 5, 2003 Originally posted by Reb Starblazer The best bumper sticker I have ever seen is "My kid ****ed your honour roll student." Thought that was frickin' hilarious. I've seen a few licence plates too, like "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.", and "Don't laugh, it's paid for." If I remember anymore, I'll post them here. I like that one about the honor roll kid. It was hillarious!!! Hopefully I'll see it someday....with any luck. Because the truth is that I hate those "My kid is an honor roll student at **school name here**" because what if they got honor roll in like 5th grade and then ended up smoking weed or pot in high school...I had a friend who was like that. So all those who get honor roll, don't get the damn car stickers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 This is one of the best bumper stickers ever: "I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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