wassup Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030113/ap_on_fe_st/family_for_sale_1 What the hell was this guy thinking... (Feel free to post any other stupid/dumb/weird stories) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 I heard about this! It was the dumbest EBAY thing in its history.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Torque Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 yes this is about the stupidest thing ive ever heard but there is a stupid joke my grandpa told me here it goes There is a priest and a rabbi playing golf Its the rabbi's turn at an eagle putt he misses *Dammit i missed* He has another oppurtunitey and he misses *Dammit i missed* Watch your language said the priest god will get angry at you The rabbi misses yet another shot *Dammit i missed Then from no where god throws a lightning bolt strait at the rabbi And god says in a deep voice *Dammit i missed* :rofl: Here is another one There once was a very good choire and this choire was made up of downsindrom kids. Well these kids were very good and even though they couldnt pronounce notes they had good tone. And since they couldnt count in their heads they would tap apples to count time. So one day they were invited to a regional choire concert and they needed a catchy name so they thought and thought until the head director screams the Morons Tapping Apples :rofl: look in spoiler to see why this is funny Morman Tabernacckle Choire:rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Grandpa jokes! I got one, but it is quite funny! There is a German test-pilot during WWII named Schmitt. He gets to try out a new plane, crashes it into a barn and other assorted things in a farm. The plane is destroyed and shredded; shards laying in the trail it left. The German officer in charge of the airport runs up to the pilot who survived and looking at the scene. The officer says, "What a mess, Heir Schmitt!" Don't get it? Wouldn't be surprised. The plane he was flying was called a Messheirschmitt... One of the German's main planes they had. lol :D :D I always like to laugh at that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 "If a town could be sold online, then how much could you get for a family?" Young said. Ok, this is a message to all the little kids!!! DONT DO DRUGS!!! Ok, tis guy is mental, selling his family? No, thats just wrong. Its kinda like slavery all over again. Except, they wanna be....agh...thats bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Yeah, it's pretty dumb. But I dont see why they pulled it. After all, everyone involved had agreed to it. Oh well, maybe I'm too liberal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Yet another sign that the world is about to end.... *shivers at the possiablity of everyone being that stupid* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercatfat Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 I happen to think it's brilliant. I'd do that for $5 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 That guy is dumb. I got a few good World's dummiest people. Here I go 1. I guy acts unorderly at a super market. They ask him to leave or they'll call the cops. But before leaving he grabs a hotdog and shoves it in his mouth. They call the cops. When they arrive (The cops) they find the man dead on the floor becuase he choked on a hotdog. 2. A storm was coming close to a cabin. People were leaving the cabin and then one man stood outside and refused to go. They asked him again to come back. Then he yelled "COME AND GET ME GOD!" Once after that a lightning bolt struck him. 3 A guy in a cabin ate peas and beans. He fell asleep. when neighboors and cops cam,e to his cabin. They found he died becuase he farted so much. Some of the doctors had to be treated becuaser the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 did you hear about the guy who tried to sell his mom cuz he wanted to share her love. or the one where the guy tried to sell a half eaten sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 imagine if we had models up for auction, that would be swell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 What an idiot. He doesn't deserve brain privliges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Originally posted by Skate Boy What an idiot. He doesn't deserve brain privliges. I don't think he has brain priveliges.(sp?) Seriously, some people make me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 That guy should just die. Is kinda like slavery (Didnt i say that before, i dunno) Its just not.....human, but who ever said they were human? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chastan Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 What about the guy who tried to sell a classroom of Chinese schoolchildren? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerfYoda Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Feh that's not that dumb. The guy and his family agreed to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Since he and his family had agreed on it, I think he was joking, trying to see how many gullible fools would fall for it, and just how far he could push it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Whose the bigger fool?The fool, or the fool that follows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by nova_wolf Whose the bigger fool?The fool, or the fool that follows? So, now you are saying his wife and kids are dumb? Hmm....it could be true, wait....whoever thought up of it is a dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orophin Amandil Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 check this one out A man walks into a corner liquor store and demands the clerk give him all the money in the register, and the clerk does so. Before the assalent leaves, he see's a bottle of liqour behind the desk. He demands the clerk give it to him. 'I dont think you're old enough. Let's see some ID.'. Promptly, the would-be thief gave the clerk his ID. Seeing the man was indeed above 21, he gave him the liqour. After the thief left, the clerk called the police and gave them the thief's name and address. He was arrested an hour later. Which proves 2 things 1. Thieves are retarted 2. Police are slow This really happened a few miles from where I live. I got the newspaper clip on my wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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