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yes this is about the stupidest thing ive ever heard but there is a stupid joke my grandpa told me here it goes

 

There is a priest and a rabbi playing golf

 

Its the rabbi's turn at an eagle putt he misses

*Dammit i missed*

 

He has another oppurtunitey and he misses

*Dammit i missed*

 

Watch your language said the priest god will get angry at you

 

The rabbi misses yet another shot

*Dammit i missed

 

Then from no where god throws a lightning bolt strait at the rabbi

And god says in a deep voice

*Dammit i missed*:rofl: :rofl:

 

Here is another one

 

There once was a very good choire and this choire was made up of downsindrom kids. Well these kids were very good and even though they couldnt pronounce notes they had good tone. And since they couldnt count in their heads they would tap apples to count time. So one day they were invited to a regional choire concert and they needed a catchy name so they thought and thought until the head director screams the Morons Tapping Apples :rofl::rofl::lol:

look in spoiler to see why this is funny

 

 

Morman Tabernacckle Choire:rofl:

 

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Grandpa jokes! I got one, but it is quite funny!

 

There is a German test-pilot during WWII named Schmitt. He gets to try out a new plane, crashes it into a barn and other assorted things in a farm. The plane is destroyed and shredded; shards laying in the trail it left. The German officer in charge of the airport runs up to the pilot who survived and looking at the scene.

 

The officer says, "What a mess, Heir Schmitt!"

 

Don't get it? Wouldn't be surprised. The plane he was flying was called a Messheirschmitt... One of the German's main planes they had. lol :D :D :D :D :D I always like to laugh at that one!

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"If a town could be sold online, then how much could you get for a family?" Young said.

Ok, this is a message to all the little kids!!!

 

 

DONT

 

DO

 

DRUGS!!!

 

 

Ok, tis guy is mental, selling his family? No, thats just wrong. Its kinda like slavery all over again. Except, they wanna be....agh...thats bad.

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That guy is dumb. I got a few good World's dummiest people. Here I go

1. I guy acts unorderly at a super market. They ask him to leave or they'll call the cops. But before leaving he grabs a hotdog and shoves it in his mouth. They call the cops. When they arrive (The cops) they find the man dead on the floor becuase he choked on a hotdog.

2. A storm was coming close to a cabin. People were leaving the cabin and then one man stood outside and refused to go. They asked him again to come back. Then he yelled "COME AND GET ME GOD!" Once after that a lightning bolt struck him.

3 A guy in a cabin ate peas and beans. He fell asleep. when neighboors and cops cam,e to his cabin. They found he died becuase he farted so much. Some of the doctors had to be treated becuaser the smell.

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check this one out

 

A man walks into a corner liquor store and demands the clerk give him all the money in the register, and the clerk does so. Before the assalent leaves, he see's a bottle of liqour behind the desk. He demands the clerk give it to him. 'I dont think you're old enough. Let's see some ID.'. Promptly, the would-be thief gave the clerk his ID. Seeing the man was indeed above 21, he gave him the liqour. After the thief left, the clerk called the police and gave them the thief's name and address. He was arrested an hour later.

 

Which proves 2 things

 

1. Thieves are retarted

2. Police are slow

 

This really happened a few miles from where I live. I got the newspaper clip on my wall.

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