Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Sorry, this is semi-usless. http://angryasian.blogspot.com for the full story. Basically, i feel like a pile of dog poo, and wish to be amused. NOTE: Fould language is used on my blog. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Awww don't get down Crackles... I'm sure you'll get some soon enough Come on, u gotta... look at Vegeta, he didn't care anything about women and only wanted to beat Goku but he hooked up with Bulma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danz0r Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Well....i have no clue what to do in a situation like that.....maybe you should try to be friends before you trie to go out....even though you have probably tried that.... well....my opinions arent helping....you may as well not even read this. hmmmm.....the best salution is to wait until your out of college and have a stable job. that way you have finantial security backing up your stunningly good looks (just as an example.....im not gay if thats what your thinking Stupid society)And that way you will have more time to date and you will have alot more money to sapport a girl friend..... thats probably what im going to try to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 well, i ain't to that of a bad point yet, but i know what you mean:D nice log btw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I know exactly how you feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiran Halcyon Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Mmm you are a MOD, encouraging us to post silly things (AKa spawn), for what reason? Ban us? Good try . I dont know any english jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I kinda agree with you, Cracken. Why bother if they don't. Why do us guys have to get stuck w/the stress part, why do WE have to be the ones to ask THEM out, it should be THEM asking US out, since we're the one that have to ask THEM to marry US. So yeah...i think i'm going to be doing the same thing, i don't want to humiliate myself, esp at work. Most of them know I'm not taken so if they like me they'll have to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I'll put it this way... some guys have more trouble than others... it's the way of life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0Max Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Amusement, eh? There once was a man from nantucket...no...... ...Adjzerbajan?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 A young boy had been taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs and mentioned it to his father. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones being smart and the small ones being dumb. That afternoon the father was looking for his wife and asked his son if he had seen his mother. "I saw her about ten minutes ago, She was with a real dumb man, but he seemed to be getting smarter every minute." Grar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 that's funny, who said you where grumpy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I dont know if this picture can be on these forums... but im sure that most of these weirdo's wont have a problem with it. and i hope itn cheers you up a but Cracken. [align=center][/align] hehehhee and if that doesnt help... read the entire comic collection on Ctrl alt delte... you'll love it : http://ctrlaltdel-online.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 i love ctrl alt delete:D (and yes, i do watch them everyday!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 OMG! I don't think I've laughed that hard in like 3 years. And I especially love the Fight Club quoting at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0Max Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 That's some good stuff right there... And Cracken, if that doesn't help, you can always watch everyone's favorite Executive Transvestite: Eddie Izzard;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0Max Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 That's some good stuff right there... And Cracken, if that doesn't help, you can always watch everyone's favorite Executive Transvestite: Eddie Izzard;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Maybe some magic quotes from good books will help. "And there i was. Butt naked and running around the hallways, looking for a towel, a rag anything. when i bumped into the commander on duty. he has the kind of humor like a wookie with a rash. So i throw my best salute and say: 'Sir. regret to anounce only partial succes with the personal cloaking device'." "You know what i would do if i had even the slightest feel over the force? I would scratch that spot at the center of my back i can never reach. I bet Luke Skywalker does that." helped a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Thanks guys. UPDATE: It was a big misunderstanding. though it did give me quite a scare. thanks for the cheer up, it did help before i found out it was indeed, a big misunderstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 @ Wraithy's comic strip: O.O gawd that's me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 You grabbed boobage? You sick puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 *comes in late as usual* Yay!! @ Cracken *looks at ctrl alt del* No wonder Wraithy loves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html talk about insane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiran Halcyon Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Sorry, that thing about Wookies is false. There is A wookie that Speaks basic due to a mutation. He appears first in the Han Solo Trilogy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 That's right, kill the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keiran Halcyon Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 OH sorry. I didnt get the joke very well anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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