Ne0Max Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 Gah. This is the only word I can motivate myself to vocalize. Gah! Our new semester at college started this Tuesday, so we met all of our new professors, blah blah. All of my professors seem funny and/or productive except for one: my History professor. He's been there since the school opened in '63. Yes, he's damn old. The first fifteen minutes of class consist of him, taking off his jacket, and getting his papers out of his little backpack thing. No joke. Why does this suck? The class is only one hour. He's also very quiet. In a lecture hall of about 40 students, most of which are twitching and such, if anything actually makes it to my ears, he talks at a speed which surpasses my speed of writing. Mucho unfortunature (I'm not sure that's how you say it in Spanish). That's just my little rant, and small explaination of why I've been reading what I should have learned in class, and have not been able to take part in forum fun:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Notice all history profs are usually old guys in starched-up plaid shirts and brown slacks? That take forever to get ready and speak in a dour, monotone voice specifically designed to induce sleep? Yup, that's the way the world works. You can't have a young, vivacious woman for a history teacher. That would go against all the rules of logic. Trust me, I've been studying this for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 My last two history teachers were female... not hot females... but females nevertheless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Shut up. You're ruining me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 and I was expecting something more like "You suck" ... I'm disappointed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0Max Posted January 26, 2003 Author Share Posted January 26, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Notice all history profs are usually old guys in starched-up plaid shirts and brown slacks? That take forever to get ready and speak in a dour, monotone voice specifically designed to induce sleep? Yup, that's the way the world works. You can't have a young, vivacious woman for a history teacher. That would go against all the rules of logic. Trust me, I've been studying this for a while. But I plan to become a History teacher... doesn't mean I have to *voice becomes monotone, all fcacial expression is gone* conform to the standards of the typical history teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 My history teacher's like 30. He can insult some of my classmates better than I can. Used to do motocross racing I believe. Not all are the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Well, they have to start somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 every history teacher i ever had was good, my favorite though was in that homschooling-by-video, that guy made me laugh so many times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0Max Posted January 26, 2003 Author Share Posted January 26, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue15 every history teacher i ever had was good, my favorite though was in that homschooling-by-video, that guy made me laugh so many times... Hmm... Homeschooling-by-video, eh? Hmm.... *Wheels turning* So, maybe I acn start up one of those institutions, and in every video, insert some generic good-natured teacher insults? Or maybe some "your mom" jokes? Hmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted January 26, 2003 Share Posted January 26, 2003 Um. No. Your mom jokes over video? Interesting, but do you really want to start off your career by getting sued? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0Max Posted January 26, 2003 Author Share Posted January 26, 2003 hmm, good point. Wouldn't want to descriminate... maybe it could go something like, "Your parental unit is so fat..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 Then it sounds like your insulting their robot. Nobody wants their robot insulted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 My 6th grade history teacher. Test made no sence. No one, that whole year, got an A+. Man, I fell asleep 3 times that year in her class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 The History teachers are old, because they've seen the History First-hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 ^ahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 u know come to think of it... i've never had a male history teacher... O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 the reason you have male history teachers and few female ones is the females only like the stupid parts of history like the history of pants in victorian england or other gay stuff like that. men, on the other hand, like the parts where 150k troops caused 50k troops to get dead or 500 bombers burned a city to the ground in a single night. BLAM-O. it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 My last history teacher taught us stuff about revolutions and stuff... the kewl part of history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 maybe your college history department is like an old folks home for these teachers...he's probably doing this to support his golfing or bingo...that's why he doens't give a crap. The teachers I had a hard time with was my Computer Science Teachers...lord knows...these guys have such a heavy accent I can't even tell if they are speaking english! No offence..but they talk fast and w/ a heavy accent. Now how are you supposed to take notes?? Or the teachers that make their "own" books...they think they are some sort of "author" and its even more confusing than their dumbfounded lecturers. It amazes me how these people get jobs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 I can't remember what my History teacher looks like. Heck, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 who are you? oh wait you're the one with the bad memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0Max Posted January 28, 2003 Author Share Posted January 28, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT maybe your college history department is like an old folks home for these teachers...he's probably doing this to support his golfing or bingo...that's why he doens't give a crap. ...Well now I feel slightly... less than cool. Yesterday was the third week of class, and he mentioned that he has Parkinson's Disease.... which would accont for the twitching and such. He also said that he's been teaching there since the school was built (1963). So now I feel bad about complaining about his slow-ness... but I still wish he'd talk with more volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 Professor Inya. just sit in on one of his lectures.... you'll look at me in a new light, as it's a wonder anyone an pass his goddamned class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0Max Posted January 28, 2003 Author Share Posted January 28, 2003 Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken Professor Inya. just sit in on one of his lectures.... you'll look at me in a new light, as it's a wonder anyone an pass his goddamned class. So he's borring with his letures?... or does he speak like the guy from the MicroMachines commercials (remember him? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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