Lynk Former Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by leXX leXX turns to Lynk... "You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!" Lynk is down for 2 posts. ...riiiiiiiight... notice the y in my name lexx... i'm not Link from the legend of zelda... i'm Lynk... and down for 2 posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former ...riiiiiiiight... notice the y in my name lexx... i'm not Link from the legend of zelda... i'm Lynk... and down for 2 posts? Great! He's back.. er I mean: Beats on Lynk Former Agent Smith style. *Lynk is being continuously beat on for two posts.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 *uses admin powers to resurrect himself* *breaks off leg of nearby chair* *walks up to Zaius and trips him* *Zaius falls flat on the floor and before he can get up, Rhett jumps onto him and sits on his chest* *Rhett begins beating Zaius about the face with the chair leg* Zaius is down until someone prys Rhett off of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by teutonicknight Great! He's back.. er I mean: Beats on Lynk Former Agent Smith style. *Lynk is being continuously beat on for two posts.* Come down here to Australia and i'll really beat the snot out of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 * having converted my avitar from Droid to Noid, Darth Eggplant slouches into the bar, slithers up to Lynk Former and quotes...* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leXX leXX turns to Lynk... "You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!" Lynk is down for 2 posts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...riiiiiiiight... notice the y in my name lexx... i'm not Link from the legend of zelda... i'm Lynk... and down for 2 posts? *hands Lynk a small card it reads as follows; for missing an obvious cultural\societal word pun you are down for 2 posts. for not getting a pithy illiteration another 2 posts. for the audacity of challenging a Mod 2 posts, (no just kidding)...but take this! deftly reaching into my alien back pack, I pull out a spam teriyaki and eggplant sandwich and shove it down your throat hole. another 2 posts* LYnk Former is out for 6 posts *casually saunters over to the Jawa Juke Box puts in some Imperial credits, enough for 3 songs, chooses: spybreak!(short one) ~ propellerheads clubbed to death (kurayamino mix) ~ rob D du haust ~ rammstein (from the Matrix OST) gets a Gin and Tofunic from the bar then sits in a seat near the mod's portion of the bar. glances at lexx and nods head and raises drink in comraderie.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 ckcsaber shows Darth Eggplant the quote button in the reply screen. Darth Eggplant faints from shock. He is unconscious for 4 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 *Boba Rhett hits Darth Zaius`s nose and begins to bleed* alright, im tired of playing with you now *Boba Rhett strikes once more with the chair leg, catches it, takes it off of his hand, swings and hits Boba, causing him to fly across the cantina and into the wall, Darth Zaius then gets up, slowly pulls Boba towards him and uses force Drain on Boba, untill he is just skin and bones and throws him into the waste disposal, where he is successfully burnt into ashes* and as for you ckcsaber, killing a sith comrad *Darth Zaius turs on his lightsaber, flips behind him and chops him in half, the slow and painful way, and as the two halves fall down, Darth Zaius jumps ontop of teuntonicknight`s shoulders and takes two bowie knifes from the sides of his boots, and drives both of them through his head, jumps off, turns on his lightsaber as his dead body drops and waits for another challenger* *teuntonicknight and cksaber is dead for 4 posts* * Boba Rhett is dead for 7 posts, and mod powers WILL NOT WORK untill then* (oh yes 60th post wOOt!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 "The power of the mod will be with you... Always." Takes out squirt gun filled with acid and kills Zaius. Darth Zaius is out for 4 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *Innocently walks in for refreshment after a hard day at Uni* What the... 'MY LOCAL! What have you DONE to it! Right - who is responsible for this!' *Draws a hockey stick and mask from his bag* Spins round on the spot, hockey stick out, and cracks Katarn07.... across the back. /....Katarn is out for 2 posts..../ .... and follow up by clocking him over the head with the business end of it! /....,ake that 5 posts Katarn07!/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *Walks into bar* Ah no, not another bar fight...I've seen so many of these over at the GeeBee.Com Bar....always ends in bruises and someone running home crying...ahwell *runs over to nova_wolf and bashes him with patented Extend-o-stick* nova_wolf is down for 3 posts *nova_wolf falls on top of Zaius* Zaius is down for 1 additional post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *Picks up Taters dead body and burns him* BURN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *scratches his head* what's going on again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 15, 2003 Author Share Posted February 15, 2003 *Comes back to life, throws off nova_wolf * Your DEATH!!!! *Darth Zaius gets in front of Lynk Former and impails both of his arms into him, one in his rib cage and one into his stomach, lifts him up, and uses force lightning untill he explodes, then turns on his lightsaber, and rushes up to ZBomber and cuts him into little peices* now as for you Darth Homer, the punishment of killing or harming a Sith Breatherin is death yourself!!! *Darth Zaius then knees Darth Homer in the groin, as he bends down from the pain, Darth Zaius kicks his bent over head up, which makes him fall backwards, raises his lightsaber and impails his lightsaber through his head, killing him* *Darth Zaius then arises and gets ready for any attack* good thing for these handy gloves *Lynk Former, Darth Homer and ZBomber are dead for 4 posts.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 ckcsaber, after glueing himself back together, sees Darth Zaius, laughing crazily, mad with power. Quickly he pulls out a strait-jacket and throws it around Darth Zaius. He then runs to the bar counter and takes a bowl of sliced lime and squirts them into Zauis' eyes! Darth Zaius is trapped/blind for 5 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Ah man, my head! This place get hit by a frieght train or somin! *walks over to the still unconscious Darth Homer* Just three more posts, and I will OWN you, quigibo gimp! *taps ckcsaber on shoulder with hockey stick* Hello old boy. Not seen you since the RPG thread. *proceeds to tap ckcsaber decidely harder between the legs with an upswing of the hockey stick* Ohh.. that HAD to hurt! Had to, cause I want it too hehehe.... --- ckcsaber is dwon for 6 (hit in the nuts - you think he'd get up any earlier ) --- *sniff sniff* Smells like baked Taters in here Making me hungry. Umm... Darth EGG PLANT.... sounds nutritious - have a piece of that I think.! *tramples over Darth Homers inert form to reach Darth Eggplant* FORE! *swings hockey stick and hits hi across the back of his head* Looks like this one is too ripe - split too easily --- Darth Eggplant down for 4 --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Katarn07 wakes, "I didn't start this?! Why'd you kill me?" Trys to think of a laugh out loud way of killing Nova_Wolf but can't think of anything. Runs to phone, "Yes, no no, not the Ghostbusters. I want the Freelance Police this time. Yeah, I'll wait." Just then, a DeSoto squad car drives through the wall and Sam, a dog in trenchcoat and hat, and Max, a naked bunny thing, get out. "What's the problem?" they ask. "Them." Katarn07 points to ckcsaber, nova_wolf, and Tie Guy. Max jumps at nova_wolf amd screams, "Death from above!!!!! Aieeeeeee!!!" Sam takes out his over sized revolver and fires a shot into ckcsaber and Tie Guy. Max comes out full of maw and blood, "Hmm. Tastes like chicken." Tie Guy and ckcsaber are out for 2 posts. nova_wolf is out for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *Walks in the bar and orders drink* I'll have some coffee please. *Dodges lightsabre thrown at him* Who did that! *Looks at Nova_wolf* *Flips behind nova, gets out Construction Cane +2 and hits Nova_wolf's head with it* *Sits at bar and is out for two posts while drinks coffee* Nova_wolf is out for two posts EDIT: Heh, thats a bit stupid making him out for 10 posts Katarn, make it 2 like me. 2 + 2 = 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *wakes up* Ow....geez, I need a drink... *sits down at bar with Flanders* I'll have a shot of Jack.... *Just then a guy named Jack jumps up from behind the bar and punches Homer in the face* Darth Homer is down for 2 posts D'OH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *Smacks Jack with Construction Cane+2* I have evenged you! *Jack is down for 60000000 posts* *Sits back down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 "Ummm. Riiiiggghht." Runs to mod booth, "So, any one on your hitlist, Masters?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *Hits Katarn with Cane+2* Don't bother the moderators! Katarn is down for 2 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 *notices that every thing is on its side, but I'm standing up straight* DOH! *Snaps head back into place* Soz katar07, but needed to unleash my fury. Fury - of course - my big angry red assed baboon, Fury! *checks Cantina Thread list for who ever started this brawl* Right - Fury - find Darth Zaius... *Fury grunts and growls. His raises his head to sniff the air, then with a war cry, leaps at some guy over near the bar.* Oh - thats looks bad.... *Looks away as Fury wraps himself around Darth Zaius' head and starts to use it for a war drum* Darth Zaius is out for 4 posts (and probably needs a tetanus shot... ) Damn - where's my hockey stick gone? *pulls from under the dead weight of Tater's crispy corpse* Blergh! Yuck! Anyway - Darth Homer nailed me, now to deal with that gip Quigibo... *slings stick across the bar at him, but someone gets up in the way of it....* Ooops - sorry Flanders - my bad! Flanders out for 2 posts Ah well, time for the personal touch... *strides over to Drath Homer, and opens largest can of whoop a$$ known to man* Ah - love the breaking of noses in the morning! (cue psychotic laugher) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (that'll do...) Darth Homer gets intimate with the floor for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 *takes out trash* Ew... whats this white thing thats kinda U-shaped... it has a red spot on it, and its labeled LeXX.....oh.... Oh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 Looks to Z, "That was totally uncalled for." *Takes aresol and lighter and torches the garbage cans* Turns to Flanders, "So, like canes do we?" *takes out a walker +4 and duels across the bar with Flanders with it. Hits Flanders in head three times with the walker +3* Flanders is out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 ... *walks out of thread still alive and well* ... *Mr. Weasel swallows every1 up then regurgitates them up then leaves with Lynk* (Note I'm now out of the topic, any more Lynk bashings just means u're bashing up Wraith 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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