Sabretooth Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Sabretooth arrives (with sharp blades) Looks around Takes and sit and starts sipping vodka at the bar Sabretooth and the bartender are busy drinking vodka and chatting for 2 posts. p.s. the bartender is busy, no asking for drinks or 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 *sabretooth finds himself standing under a garbage crushing machine in the bar* Me: Oh what does this button do? *pushes button, SQUASH!* Opps sorry didnt see you there. sabretooth is crushed for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 *Is done chatting with Glaive and walks up to Crow. After a light shove Crow joins sabretooth in the garbage crushing machine.* Crow is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 *graps MMMPIE!!! and throws him across da bar* *sits in a dark corner and takes a back seat to the fight. MMMPIE!! out for 2 posts Glaive out for as many posts as i can be bothered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 sabretooth arrives with bent blades knows that he is the only one who can post knows that crow is gonna thrash him when crow gets out sabretooth bites his jaw with the sabretooths and gets new excuse for going to the hospital sabretooth scrams! Sabretooth is in the hospital and receiving medical treatment for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 well eeeerrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm LL dont like it that everyone is hurt so he is feeling lonely then he thinks i join them and sticks his Lightsaber in his one nose LL i busy eating out of its nose with pain Crow has a hearth attack of the laughing and is down for 0 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 *Looks at LL.* Hmph! Pathetic human....... *Grips and tosses LL into the garbage compactor nearest him.* Lightsaber Lad is crushed for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 *puts on headphones & starts listening to Rob Zombie, forgetting that he sometimes lashes out with the force when distracted* DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BU-URN THROUGH THE WITCHES AND... *Topshot slams into the back of a force-Dragula* DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BU-URN THROUGH THE WITCHES AND... *Topshot slams into the back of a force-Dragula again* Topshot is down for 2 posts Do it BAY-BAH! Do it BAY-BAH! *wanders off, still singing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 *sits down and kicks feet onto a table to watch the mayhem* Tsk tsk...so messy... *if anyone attacks Kain, Kain counters and puts them down for 5 posts, so ha!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 *Attacks Kain* (i'm down for 5 posts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Sabretooth arrives Sees Kain laughing his head off A pie is slithering away Sabretooth ignites his lightsabretooth Attacks Kain and chops his head off Kain is looking for his head for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 *walks past Sabertooth, still listening to his music, this time Peter Gabriel* SLEDGE!! *Sabertooth is hit by a large force-Sledgehammer* Sabertooth is down for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 *infects homer's PC with a "IAmDoomed4EverAndEver" virus and he cant turn on his PC* Homer is stuck without a PC and is locked outside the bar for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 *sees crows nest infecting homers pc. *graps a themal detonator and disguises it as a meat ball adds some spagetti and offers it to crows nest *corws nest with now questions ask *glaive(me) runs away and hides behind a table. *5...4...3...2...1....... crows nest explodes all over the walls. *no one else harmed Thats a spicy meat ball ha ha ha ha ha corws nest out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by sabretooth Sabretooth arrives Sees Kain laughing his head off A pie is slithering away Sabretooth ignites his lightsabretooth Attacks Kain and chops his head off Kain is looking for his head for 3 posts. *sabretooth didin't read apparently, so as he comes up on Kain, Kain kills him for 5 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 *Pie runs over to glaive and kicks him in the nuts* [Glaive is dancing the nutcracker for 3 posts] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 *joins Glaive in dancing the nutcracker* Dumpa-dumpa-dumpa HEY! *kicks MMMPIE!!! squa in de nutz* MMMPIE!!! is also dancing the nutcracker for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 *Seriously owes Homer for that double force-dragula, takes out a Garth Brooks cd, and silently switches Homer's "tunes" to good ol' country music.* That'll teach 'im. Bwahahahahaha. Homer listens to Garth Brooks' "Honky-Tonk Bar Association" for 3 posts straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 AAAAAAAHH!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 *sticks corks in his ears, walks away.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 He's already down, he has to post again before he is considered up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Sabretooth arrives! Looks at some penguin with bleeding ears Seeks revenge upon the one who bled the poor penguins ears Challenges topshot to a sabreduel when duelling, sabretooth tosss topshot over to Kain Kain is scratched by the sabre What happens to topshot next? Kain is the judge of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 *Heats up bullet with hot fire and shoots at sabretooth* *Bullet is so hot and powerful that sabretooth started sweating and melts* sabretooth is transformed to liquid for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 *attacks darth homer w/ his blade of carnage. feel da wrath of my mighty weapon. darth out for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Glaive *attacks darth homer w/ his blade of carnage. feel da wrath of my mighty weapon. Uh, uh, uh. darth out for 1 post I already got 'im for 3 posts. He's already down, he has to post again before he is considered up... And that means after his limit is up , so yours doesn't count. Don't worry, Rythe's didn't count, either.... ------------------------------------- *Accepts Sabretooth's challenge and chops 'im in 2. Feeds his lower torso and legs to the piranhas.* Sabretooth's trying to re-assemble his body and must wait for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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