Boba Rhett Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Yes, it is here again, my friends! This weeks sexay edition of WTFotW is about... [align=denter]Tornado Safe Beds[/align] Tornado Shelters May Never Be the Same! Introducing the DAMAR Tornado Safe Bed Shelter - the world's most revolutionary Tornado Shelter ever! Quite simply, the DAMAR Tornado Safe Bed Shelter is a steel tornado shelter mounted underneath the mattress of your bed. The Tornado Safe Bed replaces the box spring portion of your bed. With the mattress on top, it normally serves as a bed, But in case of an emergency, simply raise the lid, crawl inside and lie down. Now simply latch the lid and ride the storm out! This is one of the most convenient, most durable tornado shelters ever! I...I...I...... either this is beyond stupid or it's so amazingly genius that it just blew my mind. I'd prefer it not be the latter. Link to website. You know. In case you wanna buy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 It'd be a great space saver for college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Back home we call those coffins! Fancy coffins, but coffins none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Rhett, where did the OTHER WTF of the week thread go? Did you yoink it? Please say you didn't yoink it?!?! There was some great stuff in there! Where's tha love..................? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 I didn't delete it. It's probably on the second page now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 So what keeps it from flying away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 are there air holes? That's the important thing... air holes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 um...wow...erm...amazing... Valuable invention... *backs away slowly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Artoo So what keeps it from flying away? I think it's suppose to fly away and you ride inside. Reminds me of those high school projects when we had to find a way to drop an egg of the roof without it breaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetorian Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Hannibal Back home we call those coffins! Fancy coffins, but coffins none the less. Exactly what I was thinking. Originally posted by Rogue Nine It'd be a great space saver for college. Hey! Both storage AND tornado protection!!! hmm...what happens if you can't empty the thing in time? Or maybe the tornado picks it up with both you and the stuff inside...ouch...one word...blender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 I did some reading but I stil didn't see anything about it. There's no Air holes! (that I could find) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 2, 2003 Share Posted April 2, 2003 It looks comfy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 That'd be great to keep all of those elves of Rhett's that are escaping through the Underground Tornado Bed Railroad ...hiding various corpses ...lots of toys in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 *buys one* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Originally posted by Artoo So what keeps it from flying away? *looks at Artoo's sig and falls on the floor laughing* lol, now I forgot what I was going to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 That's definately interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy *looks at Artoo's sig and falls on the floor laughing* lol, now I forgot what I was going to say... Kudos to http://www.starwarsspoofs.com and fergie for putting it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Let's buy one of those for Dracula's 587th birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 OK.................This is extremly weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 i think it'd be a great conversation starter. you could stick it on the coffe table in the living room so people would ask about it. if i had one, i'd keep my little brother in it. wait, it looks big enough, how bout both of 'em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 8, 2003 Author Share Posted April 8, 2003 What use is the padding when those pieces of steel stick up as far as the foam does? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted April 9, 2003 Share Posted April 9, 2003 ...... .... ... .. . . *dies laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMasterEd Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Beds w/coffins? The only good use of that is to find your body faster after a tornado. It would make your death seem as comfortable as it can...but is it real??? It costs over $2,700 so I guess it's real, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 13, 2003 Author Share Posted April 13, 2003 Only one way to find out, Ed. *coughs and starts poking Ed in the wallet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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