Boba Rhett Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Yes, it is here again, my friends! This weeks sexay edition of WTFotW is about... [align=denter]Tornado Safe Beds[/align] Tornado Shelters May Never Be the Same! Introducing the DAMAR Tornado Safe Bed Shelter - the world's most revolutionary Tornado Shelter ever! Quite simply, the DAMAR Tornado Safe Bed Shelter is a steel tornado shelter mounted underneath the mattress of your bed. The Tornado Safe Bed replaces the box spring portion of your bed. With the mattress on top, it normally serves as a bed, But in case of an emergency, simply raise the lid, crawl inside and lie down. Now simply latch the lid and ride the storm out! This is one of the most convenient, most durable tornado shelters ever! I...I...I...... either this is beyond stupid or it's so amazingly genius that it just blew my mind. I'd prefer it not be the latter. Link to website. You know. In case you wanna buy one.
Hannibal Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Back home we call those coffins! Fancy coffins, but coffins none the less.
Darth Groovy Posted March 31, 2003 Posted March 31, 2003 Rhett, where did the OTHER WTF of the week thread go? Did you yoink it? Please say you didn't yoink it?!?! There was some great stuff in there! Where's tha love..................?
Boba Rhett Posted April 1, 2003 Author Posted April 1, 2003 I didn't delete it. It's probably on the second page now.
swphreak Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 are there air holes? That's the important thing... air holes......
darthfergie Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 um...wow...erm...amazing... Valuable invention... *backs away slowly*
Hannibal Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Artoo So what keeps it from flying away? I think it's suppose to fly away and you ride inside. Reminds me of those high school projects when we had to find a way to drop an egg of the roof without it breaking.
Praetorian Posted April 1, 2003 Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Hannibal Back home we call those coffins! Fancy coffins, but coffins none the less. Exactly what I was thinking. Originally posted by Rogue Nine It'd be a great space saver for college. Hey! Both storage AND tornado protection!!! hmm...what happens if you can't empty the thing in time? Or maybe the tornado picks it up with both you and the stuff inside...ouch...one word...blender
swphreak Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 I did some reading but I stil didn't see anything about it. There's no Air holes! (that I could find)
Guest Jed Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 That'd be great to keep all of those elves of Rhett's that are escaping through the Underground Tornado Bed Railroad ...hiding various corpses ...lots of toys in.
Darth Groovy Posted April 5, 2003 Posted April 5, 2003 Originally posted by Artoo So what keeps it from flying away? *looks at Artoo's sig and falls on the floor laughing* lol, now I forgot what I was going to say...
Artoo Posted April 5, 2003 Posted April 5, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Groovy *looks at Artoo's sig and falls on the floor laughing* lol, now I forgot what I was going to say... Kudos to http://www.starwarsspoofs.com and fergie for putting it together.
Sherack Nhar Posted April 5, 2003 Posted April 5, 2003 Let's buy one of those for Dracula's 587th birthday!
Jatt13 Posted April 8, 2003 Posted April 8, 2003 i think it'd be a great conversation starter. you could stick it on the coffe table in the living room so people would ask about it. if i had one, i'd keep my little brother in it. wait, it looks big enough, how bout both of 'em?
Boba Rhett Posted April 8, 2003 Author Posted April 8, 2003 What use is the padding when those pieces of steel stick up as far as the foam does?
JediMasterEd Posted April 12, 2003 Posted April 12, 2003 Beds w/coffins? The only good use of that is to find your body faster after a tornado. It would make your death seem as comfortable as it can...but is it real??? It costs over $2,700 so I guess it's real, right?
Boba Rhett Posted April 13, 2003 Author Posted April 13, 2003 Only one way to find out, Ed. *coughs and starts poking Ed in the wallet*
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