RoM[Chrono] Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 For today, I will post life's unanswered questions. How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam? If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert? :guiness: :guiness: Have a drink on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible? Are there female leprechauns? (yes... there is ) Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is a boxing ring square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 What is the meaning of cabbage? Are there any female dwarves? Why don't pigs fly? Why do Caravans only have two wheels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoM[Chrono] Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people? Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom? If the love of money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Hèkx Nòxú Are there any female dwarves? I've proven the myth that there are no female dwarves to be false as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett I've proven the myth that there are no female dwarves to be false as well. I... have not... the words. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your a**? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoM[Chrono] Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 Looks like you and I are using the same website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by RoM[Chrono] If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? quite possibly. i just to work at pizza hut (who are part owned by pepsi) and it is written in your contract that wearing anything that promotes Coke or being seen drinking Coke would warrant an instant dismissal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by RoM[Chrono] If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam? Wasn't Adam created BEFORE Eve?... *shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 According to that ever so "factual" book it comes from, Eve is made from the rib of Adam.... Why are stop lights red, but red cars go faster? Who cares if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Why is it called a near miss, when it's more like a near hit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Why is it called a "building" if it's already been built? Why is it called a tug boat if most of its job is pushing? Which came first, the chicken or the egg? ANSWER: The only way a chicken could have come about, if you ascribe to the evolutionary theory, is through mutation. The Zygote is the only phase an animal can mutate. THEREFORE, the egg had to come first. (if you're a creationist, then it's obvious that a chicken sprang into existence along with everything else, so for you, the chicken came first) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 I don't wanna make a new thread about this, so I'll ask here. Is this an April Fools joke? I mean, the project has been in the works for... about a year, and LEC never put a stop to it before. And how can they sue Dave for so much when he hasn't even made any money off of this?! Give your thoughts on the manner. If it is no joke, I'll be so pissed I won't even get on my computer anymore.... Well, for about a week at most Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[RAA]-=Chi3f=- Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Homer Which came first, the chicken or the egg? ANSWER: The only way a chicken could have come about, if you ascribe to the evolutionary theory, is through mutation. The Zygote is the only phase an animal can mutate. THEREFORE, the egg had to come first. (if you're a creationist, then it's obvious that a chicken sprang into existence along with everything else, so for you, the chicken came first) I could go for an Egg-McMuffin right now! Q: If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant...what do you do? Q: Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Q: Who really did " let the dogs out "? Q: After you take a bath you're clean but wet, so u dry yourself with a towel. Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn't it clean? Q: If Snickers really satisfies, why do they make a king size bar? Q: When a monkey farts, does it smell like bananas? Q: Do blind people have dreams? if they do, do they know what they are seeing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Originally posted by -=Chi3f=- Q: When a monkey farts, does it smell like bananas? Now that dead set cracked me up!!! :monkey4: :monkey4: :3headed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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