Kurgan Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 "Hello, I'm Bill, and I'm a Dark Jedi... (*hello Bill!*) I joined the Remnant about 5 years ago. I was a naive kid back then, was into the whole "bring back the glory" trip with Admiral Fayar and all that. Then I met Desann. Sure he was a big dinosaur dude, and I was taught never to trust those kinda guys, but I'd go to the ends of the earth for my Admiral, and he orders us guys to go train with him, so I say "yes sir" and next thing you know I'm getting hopped up on Force crystals and training with a lightsaber. Pretty cool stuff, but I'm getting off track. So they taught me how to throw lightning and jump real high in the air and get mad and push Jedi around. They told me to use my anger and stuff, but always thought of jokes and stuff to play on the stormtroopers and I liked to twirl my lightsaber in my hand. I must have gotten that big purple lizard mad at me more than once with my shenanagins... Then the other guys started getting into the Shadow Armor, and I get passed up. I said... Hey Desann sir, when can I get some of that wizard armor, and he's like "Save your strength fool" and then I press him and start to argue but he says "You are a coward." So that was kinda it, I figured hey... if some Jedi tries to cut your head off, don't expect me to come running to save ya. So anyway, the New Republic comes by and they start messing up our plans. Last I heard the big uppity guys in armor went down with the Admiral in his ship (I guess its true about what they say.... always going down with the ship or something). So this Kyle Katarn guy comes in and tears up my buddies. Now those Academy guys weren't too tough, but this guy was nuts! So anyway, he took me aside and told me there was another way, I didn't have to go down fighting and the Dark Side was a one way street... so now I'm clean. Thanks to Luke and Kyle Katarn I've got a fresh start, and I can turn my life around, fighting for the good side. PS: I got a new outfit, what do you guys think?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Nice out fit and thread We want More! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Haha, very nice Kurgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 ROFL Nicely done, Kurgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hekx Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Nice haircut too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 I think Bill will leave JA (Jedi Academy) and join JA (Jedi's Anonymous) He seems to have had a troubled upbringing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 nice tux bill gonna go back to the remnant i bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rad Blackrose Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Is this supposed to imitate that Apple commercial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLKJedi Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Heh, that does look like a reborns face. Thats awsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber_Saber Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Wasn't there a Reborn talking with a couple of Jedi as Kyle came out from whacking Desann? Nice one, Kurgan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 wow, thats a.....interesting story......i like your haircut, though it wouldnt look good on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemme w/Stick Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Go Bill, Go! Well, nice story Kurgan ! -Clemme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 lol, i thought this had something to do with me Funny nonetheless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent_Thunder Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 "I said... Hey Desann sir, when can I get some of that wizard armor, and he's like "Save your strength fool" and then I press him and start to argue but he says "You are a coward." So that was kinda it, I figured hey... if some Jedi tries to cut your head off, don't expect me to come running to save ya." LOL!!! that is so funny... I almost died laughing "Save your strength fool". I just have to wonder; why didn't Bill the reborn say; "Do you fear me?" to Desann? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgan Posted April 13, 2003 Author Share Posted April 13, 2003 Just got back from vacation, thanks for the responses guys! I really think its amazing... I wonder if Kyle will have a new lightsaber when you see him at the Academy? It'd be cool to see him with the orange one back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boinga1 Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Originally posted by Silent_Thunder [bI just have to wonder; why didn't Bill the reborn say; "Do you fear me?" to Desann? [/b] :lol: "Do you fear me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademaster_109 Posted April 13, 2003 Share Posted April 13, 2003 Where did u get the pick. can u mix and match things and put them together please reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgan Posted April 14, 2003 Author Share Posted April 14, 2003 From the official site (Lucasarts.com has a link). Yes, you can choose a gender, face, skin color, torso, legs, saber, hilt, etc. this is all told about in that magazine article and the official press release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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