Clem Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 none - we prefer to live in the dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Originally posted by Agen_Terminator theyre boring lightbulbs! now this is a cool bulb: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=ReApEr=- Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Lol Rheet weird stuff 5-To fix the server after mass Explosion from too much post's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 theyre boring lightbulbs! now this is a cool bulb: I think you'll find these bulbs kicks your bulb's ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Rhett, you wasted your time, because it actually only took ONE person to change the bulb No, I didn't miss the point of the post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 [cop voice]STAY AWAY FROM THE GRASS!!![/cop voice] lmao you really crackin me up rhett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
=(BoD)= M.D.B. Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 A question: How many moderators will it be needed to delete one post by another moderator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 A gazillion. (note: only funny if you've seen Austin Powers 2) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Originally posted by {TK} M.D.B [AS] A question: How many moderators will it be needed to delete one post by another moderator? Not even worth comprehending. That particluar situation would rewrite eveything that was written in history, and the whole universe would collapse in on itself. Very funny Rhett;)Though I think The_One is right:plol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 this isnt funny at all....ITS COME TRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Monkey Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Lexx: Okay. How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? None--we have helper monkeys whose tiny little hands can reach into electrical sockets and get at the bulbs more easily. On the delightful occasion that the little darlings are electrocuted due to simian mishap, we are free from prosecution of animal cruelty due to extensive legislation intended to protect testing on monkeys by pharmaceutical companies. Also, the sizzling monkeys give off a nice aroma. Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 --74 to bash the guest posts; One of those is me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 No, you do have a choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Monkey Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Very well. I choose to address the matter or the relevancy of my topics. It seems that the matter has come up in public, now, eh? I would argue that very often, my posts are related to the matter at hand...although it may call for the reader to think a bit, at times, to see my point. Like the humor of Monty Python, frequently some people just don't get it. Take, for example, my comments on 'ripping up the floorboards' in another thread--my suggestion involved one doing just that in the literal sense, which was the entire gist of the joke. In this case: my original post in this thread involved winning the love of Martha Stewart. *Sigh* Any fool realizes that the key to winning Martha Stewart's heart is proper lighting. Forgive, please, if this post was on the abstract side. Spam or not spam? Hmm...gray area. Gray areas are why we have rules. I have checked the forum rules posted on this matter, and of all the JK2 forums, Yoda's Swamp is indicated as that in which forum members are allowed to chat (as opposed to discuss.) Is this not, then, the forum in which a member can relax their guard a bit when it comes to staying on-topic? The discussion in this thread concerned light bulbs (of all things) which inspired me to mention my plans to use Klingon technology to win dear Martha; occasionally a public conversation will involve even the insane who spout their thoughts even if no others can follow their train of thought. Some of us value what they have to say, if just for a chuckle at the apparent norelevance of it. Actually, taking the quantum level into account, where all things are manifestations of the one cohesive reality, absolutely everything is relevant to everything else. Two subatomic particles, separated by any amount of space, will exchange quantum information--in zero time--with each other when change is inflicted upon one of them. Bearing in mind E=MC2, which means that nothing, not even quantum information can travel faster than light, this proves handily that the only other explanation--that everything is a seamless whole--must apply. Therefore I am one with every lightbulb, every pair of glow-in-the-dark pants, the distant planets, monkeys, and even dear, sweet Martha Stewart. The distinctions from one thing to another are imposed by the perceiving intelligence; however, those separations are ultimately an illusion, and for one to realize the ultimate truth one must let go of them and let go of nonrelevancy as well... *!* Anyway. I'll see to make sure my posts are more clearly worded so their relation to the discussion at hand is more apparent in the future. Thank you for your time. vlr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solbe M'ko Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Wait, now I'm confused. Is it lightbulb or light bulb? Dude, this is all startin to freak me out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperglide Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 uh.... wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 It's always been two separate words as far as I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=ReApEr=- Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Two seprate words, look it up in ms word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 whoa, I always thought it was one word "lightbulb" but then I looked at a box of them and it's two words "light bulb." how could I have missed that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 What about "light-bulb"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Monkey Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Perhaps we should refer to them as a "vacuum-sealed low-watt domiciliary illumination device." If used outdoors, of course, that becomes a "vacuum-sealed low-watt environmental illumination device." We could even just call them "VSLDIDs" in handy techno fashion. vlr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Originally posted by Evil Spock Perhaps we should refer to them as a "vacuum-sealed low-watt domiciliary illumination device." If used outdoors, of course, that becomes a "vacuum-sealed low-watt environmental illumination device." We could even just call them "VSLDIDs" in handy techno fashion. vlr Or you could just pull your head out of your arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Monkey Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 *Tries it.* Ah, yes. Much better. It's properly light-bulb. This is much better on my back, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 What colour is the Light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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