access_flux Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 for me, it would be Making sure that everyone in europe knows what an AUSTRALIAN MEAT PIE IS. i am so sick and tired of trying to explain what a meat pie is to people. damn it. what about you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I would flip the Earth all the way over, switching north for south. Then I would tell Lynk, 'Go flush the toilet and see which way it's going now. Then go and see the all new stars outside. Behold the awesome reach of my power, you Australian turnip.' Either that or I would make Martha Stewart pose for Easy Rider magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I would get rid of Zoomy's bad idea. The Martha Stuart one, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit I would flip the Earth all the way over, switching north for south. Then I would tell Lynk, 'Go flush the toilet and see which way it's going now. Then go and see the all new stars outside. Behold the awesome reach of my power, you Australian turnip.' How bout a tie your tongue onto an anvil and throw it off a cliff... no no too Loonytunes... how bout I just get a katana and cut your head clean off and pause as a spray of blood gushes from the stub that is your neck... Yeah that's the way I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 oh dear...that would be one god-awful picture. Curse you for putting that image in my head!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 *Has image of blood spray in mind...* OMG! I'M NOT WASHING MY BRAIN AGAIN!! I'd have the auto-hardware-upgrading computer ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 no i meant the image of martha in easy rider magazine!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Originally posted by Kookee OMG! I'M NOT WASHING MY BRAIN AGAIN!! We here at Aresen do not advise this course of action due to legal reasons. If you are going to wash your brains to it in The Swamp were the rest of the lose... er people who do that kind of thing are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 i'm sure there is an idiot safety tip for that sorta thing in the idiot safety tip thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 You know I fail to understand that thread... how can it help idiots if they're THAT stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 dunno...i just like to think of zoomie as leader of all idiots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I'll take a meat pie, please. Y'know, now that I think of it, that's a rather vague description of the essential ingredient. Kinda like 'meat loaf'. Technically, it could be made of any kind of animal flesh and still be an accurate description. "Hmm. This loaf tastes unusual. What's in it?" "Monitor lizard." I ate meat loaf last night. With a steaming heap of starch, and a bowl of plant matter. It was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 i would change school, no more essays without help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 tahts the beauty of the internet....free essays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 EsTittieCity, you hit that one right on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former We here at Aresen do not advise this course of action due to legal reasons. If you are going to wash your brains to it in The Swamp were the rest of the lose... er people who do that kind of thing are... Hey now, don't bad-mouth the Swamp. It owns you, cause it's so...um...cool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Originally posted by Skate Boy Hey now, don't bad-mouth the Swamp. It owns you, cause it's so...um...cool? You teh suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 i'd carve '**** pizza hut' into mount rushmoore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 damn Pizza the Hutt XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 i'd be better off in the navy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Originally posted by access_flux for me, it would be Making sure that everyone in europe knows what an AUSTRALIAN MEAT PIE IS. i am so sick and tired of trying to explain what a meat pie is to people. damn it. what about you?? Meat pie?? :confused: What the hell is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 *imagines r15 singing "in the navy" with his navy friends* XD ahahahahah XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I would go back and make sure Chillin and Shootist never left these forums. They were good guys...miss them:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I would change the fact that we have to wait years between video game, book, and movie sequels...God...I can't wait until defiance is out...x_x *crawls under rock and hugs herself* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I would change my answer to 'I would bring back Battlestar Galactica.' Then I would smack Rogue15 really hard for considering joining the military in these colorful and perilous times... Oh, Lynk. I have a question for Uprio. Is he (a weasel) classified as a rodent? My kitties want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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